If you ever want to see a man die on stage, watch one of Charlie Sheen’s shows with him as the main attraction.
To a chorus of boos and hisses, he coughed up a lung after smoking 350 cigarettes during the 120 minute tragedy.
“One minute Charlie was talking about some nonsense that no one cares about, then he coughed so hard that his lung flew out of his nicotine stained mouth and landed on a woman’s lap. Naturally she screamed as it exhaled cigarette smoke into her face and made a farting noise, a bit like a whoopee cushion,” a stunned audience member recalled.
Paramedics were immediately called to the 200 seat auditorium where a shocked Sheen was carted away to be treated at New York’s Presbyterian hospital in the Bronx. Audience members who witnessed the lung busting performance all agreed that it was the best part of the otherwise boring show and did not demand their money back.
Sheen has vowed to carry on with his one-man shows, and will perform next week in Arizona. Many are hoping to see him lose his remaining lung during the upcoming performance.
Wow its awful !he needs to rest
While most people are fearing for their futures, their jobs and their families this assclown is out there pissing his millions away and being a dick head. Fuck you Charlie you suck!!!!
I have no simpathy for this looser. What the hell is he thinking of? Drugs? Cigarrettes? You sir are an idiot and if you loose the use of your lungs you deserve it. You're a rich celeb who thinks you can get away with anything, well let me tell you one day its gonna bit you in the ass. Looks like your well on the way.
I sincerely hope charlie is ok. I know someone who lost a lung and living on one is bad enough. I think charlie will get through this mishap, its serius he should rest for awhile because its going to be hard for him.