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Celebrity Politics: Brand Vs Hopkins

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Celebrity Politics: Brand Vs Hopkins

 

On the one hand, you have celebrities who like to model themselves on Mother Theresa a la Angelina Jolie; who in reality are mollycoddled egocentric people making simulated statements as a form of gasconade. Then you have the champagne socialist morosity of Britain’s left wing celebrity culture who, like Russell Brand are so far removed from the people that they have offshore accounts. Katie Hopkins, on the other hand, is the reverse of Brand, and is so far right wing that she positively needs a moustache.

The common link between all of these celebrities is that they are not in the least aware of history, of political process, or the many divergent elements to any situation, especially on a global forum. They do not consider the intricate variables to any problem, and most of all they do not present a solution to the asinine ill thought brain farts they exude, simply because they are mere self-obsessed celebrities.

On the hierarchical rung, they are lower than dirt, and they probably know this deep down but dare not address it.

Think Tank: Let Them Go to Syria

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Think Tank: Let Them Go to Syria

“People should not be held prisoner in a country which they have lived in or gained citizenship in. This is why outwardly Islamic people should be allowed to travel to Syria if they so wish. The consensus amongst most of the English population is one of hatred for Muslims, therefore it should not be the role of the government to curtail free movement out of Britain. There should be the sole proviso that once leaving the border there is no coming back and citizenship is relinquished.

“Britain has been flooded with Islamists, who have displayed their religious zeal with their dress, their customs and their rules. This, in turn has created extreme levels of hatred amongst the indigenous populations, who are also affected by propaganda from the media about war atrocities in Syria.

“Adopting a general policy of voluntary expulsion to Syria by the government is thus an efficient way to control discontent within the UK’s borders.

“The only negative that is foreseeable is that some, if not killed in the war zone, may try to come back to Britain. Unfortunately, there is the problem of Britain’s porous borders, however, as mentioned earlier, if citizenship was relinquished on exit, then re-entry into the UK would be made harder for the militants.

“As long as Britain and the rest of the world officially stays out of the conflict in the Middle East, it is not their business to stop people travelling to Syria where they will die for their religion funded and armed by special operations.

“The conflict can only be halted by boots on the ground, and to achieve this, full military conscription must be adopted. Until that time, the problem will only get worse and eventually the problem may reach home. Military spending and budgets must be increased by over 40%, and Britain must be on a war footing, to not only prepare for possible Russian conflict but Middle Eastern. The truth of the matter is that the globe is now in the beginning phase of global economic and military war, and preparations must be made now before it is too late.

“Naturally, it is prudent to take into account that destabilisation of the Syrian regime is advantageous to the West, and conflict must be prolonged for as long as possible. This destabilisation effort also affects Iran and Yemen, and will eventually move across the entire Middle East, leaking into parts of Africa and maybe Southern Europe. The conflict must be allowed to spread so that the public can feel more anxiety and feel the need to go to arms. The media must push forth such thoughts and it is in the UK’s interest that overtly Islamist factions, individuals, families are given free passage out of the UK. The Islamists detest Britain and British culture, and the same hatred is reciprocated by the British people.”

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NWO: Sacrifice of Care Symptom of Overpopulation

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NWO: Sacrifice of Care Symptom of Overpopulation

 

What does care mean to the people? It means a lot as the overpopulated bloated masses are crammed into cities, it means a lot as the overwhelmed guardians sacrifice the care of the people and instead treat them like the deserved enemy. The ageing populations, the millions of immigrants from destitute barren depositories around the world who are being ushered into what was once the exclusive West. You are the children who must be sacrificed.

Open borders in Europe and North America are the catalyst for destruction of homogeneous culture, the destruction of sovereign nationality and the rape of Western exclusivity.

Savagery Wins

“We open the borders to overwhelm the public, who are the enemy. Unfettered overbreeding has created a climate of anarchy and we want to increase this influx by opening the borders and letting the Third World into what used to be an exclusive haven for the West. By doing so we create an increased atmosphere of danger within our overcrowded borders, that allows us to escalate the use of surveillance and clamp down on individual civilian freedom. Privacy is now a misnomer, a concept that is alien to the internet generations. They are now used to checkpoints, invasive TSA body checks and tracking on all communications. Populations are merely dumbed down animals willing to accept anything we throw at them without so much as a whisper of discontent. Their placidity is our call to finalise their imprisonment further,” an unnamed official of some agency revealed.

The sacrifice of care, the capstone-less pyramid, the final days of economic collapse are the kiss of death to an old world order and the beginning of a new world order.

First, the eggs must be broken to make the omelette.

Ronseal Drop ‘Does Exactly What it Says on the Tin’ Strapline

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Although the performance of the brand’s products was never in doubt, bosses decided to revamp the 21-year-old ‘Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin’ slogan after consumers pointed out the award-winning ranges now come in buckets, tubs, pots or tubes rather than just metal tins.

Over the last few weeks, customers have been taking to social media sites like Twitter to point out the error – lobbying bosses to get the strapline changed. As they make clear, the development of more modern packaging means the strapline isn’t as accurate as it could be.

To put things right, and preserve the brand’s reputation for honesty and straight-talking, Ronseal have devised a series of new slogans that better reflect the kind of containers their products are supplied in.

With more than 200 different products in the DIY product range, making each and every Ronseal product do exactly what it says on the tub/container/tube/pot hasn’t been an easy task, but the brand’s Marketing and

Distribution teams have worked round-the-clock to make it happen and you can see exactly what they’ve come up with in this exclusive 60 second preview:

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Election Mass Debate Comes to Squalid Climax

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Election Mass Debate Comes to Squalid Climax

It’s over, and what a mess. Farage is around the back having a post debate ciggie, Miliband is stuffing a bacon sarnie up his flared nostrils after splurging too quickly, the Green candidate is talking gibberish in a corner and the SNP matron is planning the next battle of Bannockburn whilst admiring her hairy forearms.

Cameron and his yellow counterpart have done well to have steered clear of this rancid rigged election debate attended by a leftist baying audience’s circle jerk session assembled in a socialist BBC biscuit factory.

Reverse Priapism

It stands to reason that British elections are on the whole inconsequential and irrelevant when it comes to global power play, as can be witnessed by the placid waning election campaign so far.

Unfortunately, there is only one election that counts to determine the world’s direction and that’s the US election of 2016. The winner of that election; who has already been chosen but will only be announced on election night when the votes are ‘counted’, will determine the route of the globe for the next four years. The Brits really do not determine anything any more, especially as the UK is now just a sector of the EU.

Until then, it is best to let the soggy tissue of the British election theatre play itself out and be unceremoniously flushed down the khasi next month.

Taking Selfies After an EMP Attack

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Taking Selfies After an EMP Attack

 

An EMP attack by a rogue nation on the continental United States or Europe, or a solar flare would fry electronics from coast to coast, and electricity grids would be irreparable.

No computers, smartphones, banks or commerce would work. There would be no essential services, no water or food left in supermarkets. All vehicles apart from the horse and cart would be operational.

Selfies are a large part of modern life and the magazine suggests a vital solution to getting that all important narcissistic fix that dominates peoples’ lives so much.

“First you would have to forget about feeding yourself or your family. Forget about finding fresh water or shelter. You need to take a selfie, and we’re going to show you how this can be done with no smartphone, because the electronics got fried by the EMP blast.

“The only things you will need for this selfie is a piece of paper, a mirror and a pen.

“Hold the mirror up or lean it against an object, then take the pen and start to draw a picture of yourself on the paper. Et voila, you now have a selfie. You can take as long or little time on the selfie as you want, but make sure to make lots of copies to share amongst your friends, if they are still alive.

“You can even make a selfie stick yourself. Simply get a branch or stick and tie the mirror to the stick, then extend it making sure you get a good angle of yourself.

“If you are near a museum, you could always break in and find a 19th century camera, then put it on a stick, extending will be hard as they are such big cameras and each shot has to be posed for long periods of time. The only drawback is you won’t be able to process the selfie because it will be hard to find the necessary chemicals. Better stick with the first selfie suggestion.”

Next week: How to Share on Facebook After an EMP

Hillary to Clean House

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Hillary to Clean House

It’s not exactly news that Hillary Clinton is trying for a second time for internship at the White House, but the old gal decided to announce her candidacy today for the 2016 U.S. Election with a very inclusive video sans Bill.

“It’s time for a woman to clean the house up a lil, especially after Obozo made such a mess. The world needs a woman’s touch, I’ve got my feather duster out and I’m prepared to use it on Iran, Syria and Russia. Prepare for World War III folks because when I’m done, you’ll wish the suffragettes had stayed home ironing shirts,” Mrs Clinton said from her war room.

Experts: Ukip Waiting Till Next Election

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Experts: Ukip Waiting Till Next Election

“The British electoral First Past the Post (FPTP) system ensures that Labour will win the election in May.

“With the Conservatives bereft of a clear majority due to Cameron’s inadequacies, the Tories will be given the boot.

“Ukip know this and a voter who votes for them knows they are inadvertently voting for Labour due to the FPTP system.

“This is why Ukip knows that the General Election after May this year will be crucial because the country will have endured further punishment from Labour.

“It is in Ukip’s interests that Labour wins the election as the damage meted out by the red party will be so terrible, it will bring the UK to a riotous denouement within two years.

“Under Labour, there will be a mass exodus of business, finance, professionals and unemployment will increase ten fold.

“These are the seeds for the rise of Ukip or other right wing party as Labour will do the opposition party a favour simply by exercising their Marxist doctrines.

“Labour will de-incentivise the public’s right to ownership of property, as well as increase the push towards the eurozone. By abolishing the Pound Sterling, Britain with its trillion pound deficit will be subject to even worse austerity conditions than Greece. There will be no controls over budgets and the NHS will be left floundering as the EU cuts off much needed funding.

“Socialists use other people’s money, but what happens when that money dries up? The massive influx into the UK by EU benefits seekers have already put enormous strains on the welfare and school system, with additional variables affecting the destruction; like professionals and businesses leaving the UK due to heavy Labour taxation, Britain’s welfare state will not survive. You need people to pay tax for there to be enough money in the pool for the welfare state.

“Public anger will grow under Labour, as the duped voters who stupidly were fooled into voting for Miliband and his Labour cohorts will cause public unrest. This is when Ukip will step in as saviours to the nation, and take Britain out of the EU.

“The incoming Labour government will also leave the UK helpless by decommissioning the Trident nuclear deterrent, which will be cause for Britain’s enemies to consider attack. Thus Labour, could be party to the potential annihilation of the British people if the warring Russians exploited the gaps in Britain’s defence.

“It is unfortunate that the British people, who are a very resilient lot, will have to endure such pain under Labour, but it is the only way Ukip or another British-centric party can beat the invasion from many sides.

“Labour is the enemy from within, and the people who vote for them are party to the death of Britain as a nation through its traitorous design.

“Under David Cameron, the UK is weak, and so are the Conservatives, an emasculated party with no voice, floundering under the radar. The Conservatives have good economic sense but that’s not enough for the welfare reliant British who make up the majority of the population and are lifelong Labour voters.

“When the whole system is socialist, it stands to reason that the majority of the population of Britain will vote for the party that created the socialist infrastructure.

“The elections in May could have been a referendum on Europe, but the failing of Ukip’s leader, Farage, is a symptom of the welfare cushion winning. Ukip’s rhetoric has failed on a number of occasions, and blatant racism is not condoned by many in public, even though the majority of the UK’s indigenous population are racist at home. Farage has also squandered his earlier lead, but this may be a calculated affair, as the party knows it is impossible to win in 2015 due to the current electoral system.

“Vote Labour, get Labour, Vote Ukip, get Labour, Vote Conservative, get Labour.”

Matthew 24: When Evangelicals Go Crazy

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Matthew 24: When Evangelicals Go Crazy

Some people say religion is not dangerous, but please allow many others to disagree.

Religion is the cause of 99% of conflict on the earth right now, and throughout history. Through religion, millions of people have died in the name of whatever huma-constructed entity they believe in.

Tasers don’t work on the religious evangelicals, as can be witnessed in the video below. If you’re a policeman you can taser religious extremists for hours and they will just brush it off.

We are now living through a period in time where religion is being left behind. It has already been superseded by science, rational thought and factual logic by the enlightened many aeons ago, however the brainwashed masses are only still slowly waking up, and with a sudden jolt of realisation they may some day realise that all they have been taught, all they were told are lies.

Iranians Say They Want to Paint Obama’s Head on First Nuke Missile

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Iranians Say They Want to Paint Obama’s Head on First Nuke Missile

“We want to say a heartfelt thank you to Obama, without his assistance we would not be this close to making our first nukes. When that thing gets blasted off, it will have a big fucking smiling face on it, as a symbol of how we duped the Americans in their own demise, helped, of course, by the naive president who knows nothing about geopolitics or world affairs. Hell, my seven-year-old kid knows more than that idiot,” Mahmoudi said whilst chuckling like a hyena.

The so-called brokered agreement promises to lift sanctions only on the proviso that the Iranians curtail their ‘known’ nuclear program, which is in effect another naive wish from the president and will never be honoured by Iran.

“We already have the silos filled with Intercontinental nuclear missiles, and we got a man to paint Obama’s head on the front and sides. When those babies lift off, that will be the final countdown,” Mahmoudi added.

 

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