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Hillary to Clean House

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Former First Lady, Hillary Clinton announces her candidacy for the upcoming 2016 U.S. elections.

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It’s not exactly news that Hillary Clinton is trying for a second time for internship at the White House, but the old gal decided to announce her candidacy today for the 2016 U.S. Election with a very inclusive video sans Bill.

“It’s time for a woman to clean the house up a lil, especially after Obozo made such a mess. The world needs a woman’s touch, I’ve got my feather duster out and I’m prepared to use it on Iran, Syria and Russia. Prepare for World War III folks because when I’m done, you’ll wish the suffragettes had stayed home ironing shirts,” Mrs Clinton said from her war room.

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    1. I just came upon this site by accident and it took me a minute to catch on. I now keep you in my news rotation and come here to clear my palate. I’m sure that I’ll enjoy your in depth coverage of our Presidential election–which at this point in history never actually is OVER. There’s just no time to govern anymore–gotta keep raising money and running. It’s very sad. We can’t even get to the Space Station on our own anymore, and to think we were the first to reach the moon in 1969. Enjoy the show–The GOPTP Clown Car is chock full ‘o nuts and ready to roll!

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