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US Media: Invisible Man Shoots White Police Officer

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According to the heavily sovietized politically correct US media, the invisible man executed a police officer who was filling up his car in a petrol station.

All news outlets in America are forbidden from identifying murderers if they are black, therefore this leaves an open door policy for more killings to take place.

Open Season

“They can’t describe us so we can do what we want,” a ‘young person’ from Houston said whilst brandishing a gun and laughing.

News network heads have been ordered by the current administration to turn a blind eye to these executions.

“We cannot identify the killers because we are not allowed to describe these people who are committing these murders. This is why no one has been caught. How can you catch someone that no one saw, or knows anything about? These orders come from the highest levels and we gotta keep our jobs,” a station worker who wished to remain anonymous, told no one in particular.

The media silence and invisibility of these crimes gives these people carte blanche to carry on their murder sprees unhindered, but that’s what the US administration wants it seems.

Political correctness is a soviet communist tool used to control behaviour and speech as well as to censor all media.

Why Race Wars Are Stupid

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Who wants a race war?

“You will get the odd kook who puts it upon himself to break out a ‘race war’, but their world view and model of things are very limited. To have a race war, there has to be total segregation. These days there’s only a tiny unseen form of segregation and you have to sometimes dig quite deep to find it. One or two idiots do not make a race war, it takes a lot more than that. Also, groups like BlackLivesMatter are not cohesive enough to start a race war, even though they are funded by some big players from the left, it still would take a larger group to make a difference. Ferguson was a tiny blip, as was the Trayvon Martin minor uprising and the Baltimore fiasco. You see without complete national action, these limited disturbances are just that, little blips on the map,” race war expert, Dean Albright, told MSNBC.

What about the Occupy people? We asked another expert about that one.

“The Occupy people are pretty much the same as the BlackLivesMatter people but under different names. College students, bored losers who need a cause to rant about with no actual plan. Sure, these guys were mysteriously funded by certain big boys, mentioning no names, but they were used, these people were too unintelligent and naive to realise this fact, that their little demonstrations serve as distractions. Let’s look at their slogan “We Are the 99%” now that can’t be further from the truth, because if they were the 99% they would have taken over by now. The Occupy people were less than 0.00034% if they got lucky. The only thing these guys achieved was putting a boost on tent sales, so they were demonstrating against commerce but actually working for it by buying thousands of tents. Tent sales went up by 60% the month they were demonstrating,” Lewis Magister, an expert on useless fads told another news station.

Coming back to race wars, yeah, a race war, sounds ridiculous to many, but then again, someone or some agency always could use that for their agenda.

President Obama is coming to the end of his tenure, and he’s running out of time to do something viable. What has he achieved apart from squandering $2.5 Trillion on his useless socialist pet projects? Now that China is selling U.S. Treasurys by the $100 Billion, who is going to buy the debt? Countries are dumping U.S. Treasury bills faster than a hot rock from Whitney Houston’s pipe. The Fed can try and pump the market further but when hyperinflation kicks in what defence is left?

The last days of Obama, sounds like a title for a poorly written novel made into a B-movie. Certainly, Obama will be the first and last black president in the history of the United States, simply because he has made such a terrible mess of the situation and dug the hole so deep, no one will ever get out of it for at least ten or twenty generations. But he has his orders, someone or something is controlling this guy, and he has to step up operations. Gun control, race war, anything to mask the mess that comprises of the U.S. economy. Fake cash pumping is only a kicked can, but cans eventually disintegrate if you kick them too many times. Obama’s time is running out fast to complete his ‘great work’.

One only needs to remember the faces of the brainwashed as they rallied for Obama during his first days, the look of awe as they stared in hypnotic amazement at their demagogue, but O how it went wrong for these people. One can imagine the feeling of shame these easily hypnotised troglodytes must feel every time they look at a Vote Obama sticker now rarely seen on a car. Americans are one of the most easily brainwashed people on earth, and election season is proof of this fact, seeing as the deal has already been sealed, but they like the show, the balloons and placards waving around. Give them bread and circuses and they’re happy, the plebs and their little pretend performances of adulation.

There will never be a race war in America simply because the people can’t be bothered. Apathy, cowardice, fear and staying employed to pay the mortgage put paid to any form of unified action on a grand scale. Step back folks, nothing to see here, just more endless news stories of nothingness, and then some.

WDBJ7: Black Supremacist Shoots Two White Journalists on Live TV – VIDEO

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Would there be any other reason for a shooting of this nature? The seething racial hatred amongst African Americans towards the paler citizens of the once great country they used to call the United States.

The political correctness in fact exasperates and feeds the problem of racial hatred until you get events like this terrible shooting taking place.

Whether we are talking illegal immigration from South America or the disenfranchised black populations, they see every day how the other half live, how the old money enriches them whilst others have nothing, they can only watch it on television or the internet.

There is no hope however hard they work in America, because of their colour, their native primitive ways are baulked upon, their uncultured status preserved for an eternity in a racially divided silent apartheid.

American society is a fractured mess, whether amongst the prescription drugged populace, or the racial soup where only the light floats to the top, the left or right have never been so divided.

Those two WDBJ7 journalists did not deserve to die for such skewed, venomous hatred.

Our Guide to Prepping for the Oncoming Apocalypse

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In this brief guide we’re not going to discuss any of the engineered elements that brought us to this stage, if you wish to do so read the pages of our tome, as we fortuitously foretell the future sometimes forty or one hundred years prior to the events that will pass.

Please do not get us wrong, we do not derive any pleasure in the things we foresee, but the future is a fickle master and there is little choice in the sordid matter.

The Squibbers Guide to Prepping for the Apocalypse

1) If you have not stocked up on plenty of booze, now is the time to do so, whisky is a good choice, plenty of it, and maybe a little bottled water as well.

2) You will of course need stacks of weaponry. If you live in America, they are civilized and allow their citizens to defend themselves with guns and the dignity they deserve, if you live in the UK, you are shit out of luck because the nanny state has disarmed all citizens and if there is unrest, the army will stay in their barracks, the police will flee, and the citizens will be left to the criminals. For UK citizens, grab a frying pan or a good stick, for our American cousins, you have pretty much any weapon made by man at your disposal to defend yourself and your family.

3) Do forget about money. When the ATMs shut, so will the value of the valueless currency you hold in your hands right now. Do not even bother to think about money, after all it is merely paper created by the elites on a whim in amounts of their choosing, quantitative easing is proof of that. When the financial meltdown occurs, the only currency will be food, water and guns.

4) Shelter is as much an important factor as any, and you will have to find a place away from the starving marauding hordes. Naturally, the rich will have absconded to their bunkers, but these can be breached as easily as any other shelter, because bunkers need air. Disrupting the air intake systems so they pop their heads out of the ground to have a look, then giving them a good seeing to is easy enough. One thing is certain, the city should be avoided at all costs as these will be areas of massacre, chaos and death on an unbridled scale. You will need to flee all cities if you can get past the checkpoints. Forests, caves and mountainous areas are good for survival, as long as you have food and clean water supplies. Deserted islands are the best solution.

5) It may be many years before there is a semblance of normality if ever, so you must be prepared for the long haul. Economic collapse is of course the first stage, then there will be war. Remember, the precursor for economic collapse and war is the engineered pushing of debt, promiscuity, religious extremism, feminism, homosexuality/transgenderism and unfettered migration onto the populations as a weapon used to fracture societies. These weaponised tactical diversions create division, chaos and confusion in the populace prior to the destruction of all of society. Destruction is seen by the controllers as a necessary process of change, and although unpalatable to the masses, tough luck, there is no choice in the matter, one must first break a few eggs to make a Coudenhove omelette.

6) The key to survival is in good preparation, and by now you will have been sufficiently stocked with the elements needed for at least a two year stretch. Do not tell anyone that you have stocked up on food and water during the preparation period, the last thing you want is everyone to make a beeline for your house when it all goes down to the wire. Remember that events can change at any time, so you must also be prepared to flee your shelter at short notice. Be on guard at all times, as even a moment of distraction can lead to death.

7) During the process of change, central core operations will still exist within governmental centres deep underground. These will be manned by essential staff and ministers who are deemed important enough to have a pass, the rest will be left to fend for themselves. There are also medical facilities and research laboratories deep underground that will preserve important genetic and DNA information. It is quite conceivable that the general populace who survive would still be treated as the enemy by the core government, as the core state’s agenda is not known or can change on a whim. Military technology is eighty years ahead of the visible general technology, so the armed force core systems will always survive the deluge.

8) If there is nuclear war after the initial stage of economic collapse, your survival chances will be limited, in the US if you live within a metro area, your best bet is to be at the epicentre of the bomb as disintegration will occur and you will not know anything. There will be radioactive fallout after detonation but if you are far away you will have limited survivability rates even if in shelter, as the nuclear winter could last for twenty or more years. The UK has a much smaller land mass, therefore nuclear detonations on major cities would be much more deadly as these areas are densely populated and survival will be limited. Coupled with radioactive fallout, much of Britain could be devastated with only a few nuclear detonations.

9) Conventional non nuclear war is probably the choice of the enemy, as is happening in Ukraine and Syria at the moment. After economic collapse, there will be nations which will take advantage of the situation, especially if the collapse is on a global level. With limited resources dwindling and populations increasing, time is rapidly running out for some countries, and in essence they are being pushed towards war.  Internal war in the United States is a certainty, and FEMA camps would be put to good use for the populations. Non-nuclear warfare is the best bet for preserving some resources, because the alternative is complete destruction.

10) Welcome to the post-consumer society. The ones who do win the war will be tasked with the important task of assembling a New World Order, and this will be achieved with a vastly reduced global population where breeding will be heavily controlled. Technology will be the singular factor embellishing the new society as key advances have already been made, leaving further room for an exponential increase in discovery. The roads will be clear for an unhindered, sustainable technological future.

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China Explosion Season Begins in Earnest

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“Someone is blowing these chemical factories up, we don’t know who, but we still have not found any clues in the toxic rubble,” Xiang Xing Ping, a Chinese official told local media outlets on Saturday.

Anyone who is travelling to China needs to stay in an area away from the numerous chemical plants implanted within residential areas and the countryside.

“We booked a two week stay in the lovely polluted city of Jianjing, South East of Guangdong. There are several chemical plants right next to the hotel so we would not only get the full force of the blast and chemicals, but some great video material for YouTube,” Jane Allinson, from Palm Beach told CNN.

Chinese organ harvesting plants are also suffering as the samples are now too polluted to sell to rich Westerners, I mean who wants a liver that has been sautéed over a vat of explosive cyanide?

Meanwhile the Chinese Communist hierarchy are baffled as to who is causing these massive explosions all over the place, what with the Chinese stock market tanking daily, and cities blowing up spewing deadly poisonous gases everywhere, it’s just another day in China where the explosions are big and your lungs fill up with cancer causing chemicals with each breath.

“Come to China for holiday, we blow you the shit up and you get tumour in your butt hole,” a poster advertising the wonders of China said in the Shanghai metro.

Shandong 21 August 2015

Tianjin 12 August 2015

Ashley Madison: 35 Million Families Potentially Ruined But Who Cares?

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Christmas may have come early for divorce lawyers across the globe, as they take on extra staff to cope with the deluge of divorce proceedings, however the real damage will be to the children in these wrecked marriages, who would have otherwise stayed together. When it comes to cruelty to children, divorce from infidelity is the biggest cause of ruined childhood and causes irreparable psychological damage.

Psychologist Dr. Kirk Joelbloom, explains: “Cheaters are selfish narcissists, they do not care for anyone but themselves, that’s why they cheat. It’s not only the spouse who gets hurt, but the children are left with serious life-long psychological scars. Looking at the Ashley Madison map, we can see that globally, the areas most affected were North America and Europe, these areas have seen drastic increases in divorce. We are thus seeing generations of children growing up with psychological problems from the trauma of divorce, who will no doubt pass this horror onto the generations after that. All because of one narcissistic selfish cheater within the family.”

As for the creators of sites like Ashley Madison, they do not care one iota about profiting from other peoples’ misery, they made huge profits already and will simply move on to destroy other people by starting up another company doing the same thing with a different name.

Minor Dow One Day Drop of 531 Only the Beginning Say Experts

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“The end of artificial pumping by the Obama administration has been over for some time, but we are only seeing glimpses of the effects now.

“Since 2009 U.S. indices have enjoyed an immense bull run, but it was all artificially created and not one single part of the rise was from factual means.

“The reality is that the Dow will continue to fall, it will hit some support at 13,900 a previous high from September 2007, however it will continue its descent powered by fear and nothing concrete keeping it up.

“When it reaches the 2,500 level, this would be more reflective of the state of the country as a whole, where the 2008 tremor was a lesson not learned by the institutions that power the Dow. It will continue to fall thereafter to 1984 levels.

“Obama will be long gone from office by then, and probably in a bunker somewhere, as for the rest, that’s their problem, not the administration’s.”

Have a nice day.

 

Obama Spent $45 Million US Taxpayer Money On Holidays Cameron Goes On Easyjet

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Since being elected, Obama has squandered millions of dollars of US taxpayer cash on holidays, freebie flights on Air Force One, even going as far as having his pet dog flown on the jet ahead of the family on one of their numerous vacations.

“Obama is the most well-travelled president in the history of the United States. This guy flies to Beijing for a Chinese takeaway using Air Force One, a plane that guzzles fuel at $180,000 per hour of flight. Since the Obamas entered the White House they have spent over $45 million of YOUR money on vacations alone, not including state sanctioned travel but what do you expect from a guy who added $2.5 Trillion onto America’s debt?” Ron Hasker, a former White House analyst revealed during a retrospective of Obama’s tenure on CNN.

In stark contrast, the frugal Prime Minister of Britain travels on cheap airlines usually in economy class, eats Pringles and takes the train when conducting state business in the UK.

Balls Proxy Yvette Cooper Extends Labour Leadership Bid

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“My husband, a keen Bilderberger, will be running the show from behind the scenes. You may be wondering how I have been propelled to such dizzying heights so quickly seemingly out of nowhere. Well, when you have strings being pulled like this, and friends in high places, things happen,” Yvette Cooper told the Guardian newspaper.

Indeed, Cooper’s husband, Ed Balls has been a guest at Bilderberg meetings numerous times, and even though he was ousted from his ministerial position during the UK general election, he was still invited this year to the exclusive meeting in Telfs, Austria.

Due to the nature of Labour leadership contests where rules are made up as they go along, anything can happen. Even though Jeremy Corbyn, a staunch Marxist is in the lead at the moment, Yvette Cooper has influential forces behind her.

Jeff Bezos to Play Ming the Merciless in New Flash Gordon Epic

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Casting for the remake of Flash Gordon was easy according to the director.

“It took me three minutes to make the decision to cast Jeff Bezos as chief villain. We needed someone who was truly merciless, like beyond sociopathic, no soul, just crunches data and feeds employees through a meat grinder. This guy, he looks the part too, I gave him a call, he had just fired a woman who lost her whole family in a car crash and was recovering from breast cancer. His ruthless nature left her in the streets homeless, but he laughed at her and threw her an Amazon voucher. Now that’s what I was looking for,” Drew Bastard, the director told Film magazine.

Not content with pilfering the profits of publishers and authors, Bezos is keen to make it in the movies as a sideline.

“People think I’m just a cold hearted number cruncher who only thinks of profit and treats employees like robots. That’s right, and I’m damn proud of it,” Jeff Bezos revealed whilst administering another mass firing session for employees who had lagged by 0.06% in a month.