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Experts: Paris Friday 13th Schengen Massacre a Tragedy That Could Have Been Avoided

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Experts: Paris Friday 13th Schengen Massacre a Tragedy That Could Have Been Avoided

Europe is under attack and this time, the world’s most beautiful city, Paris, is once again being desecrated by the nihilistic evil of religious extremists.

After the horrible Charlie Hebdo attacks it was only a matter of time that another atrocity would be committed on Paris.

Schengen means that the EU is defenceless to attack. In a time of war, to be so defenceless is to invite attack, but the EU does not hear common sense, they have closed ears to any form of logic, especially when you have people like Angela Merkel inviting half the Third World into the European Union.

We will see many more deadly attacks, almost as a common occurrence from now on, as cowardice is rife, not only amongst the terror givers but the so-called leaders who ignore the people crying for all the migration to stop.

The rain glistening Parisian boulevards are once again dripping in blood, a testament to the horror of religion, the horror of unfettered immigration and the horror of EU leaders with cotton wool firmly plugging their ears to any voices of sanity.

There will be no end to the killing as long as the Schengen zone is operational, just more blood.

Now is the time to close the open door, if not, then say goodbye to all that you own.

The above picture of the Bataclan massacre is posted as an illustration of the horror committed on Friday 13th November 2015. Censoring such an image, we believe, is an affront to the true reality of the situation innocent Parisians were put through that fateful night.

New STD Dating App Hinder – Swipe Right For Guaranteed Infection

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New STD Dating App Hinder – Swipe Right For Guaranteed Infection

 

Developed by Harvard graduate, Gono Rea, 26, the app has already achieved 450 million downloads after its introduction last week.

“This app is a lot like Tinder, but where Tinder is about spreading infectious diseases anonymously, Hinder spreads diseases knowingly. Hinder users may already have three or five diseases but maybe they want to catch another one, or spread to someone who doesn’t have a disease that you have. Choose your poison: Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea, genital Herpes, genital warts, Syphilis, Hepatitis B, HIV, crabs, Trichomonas, Chancroid, Mycoplasma genitalium.”

Sexually transmitted diseases are spread through all bodily fluids and in some instances skin to skin contact, and this is why hook-up apps are spreading these diseases like wildfire throughout the global mainly Western population. Oral sex is also a great transmission tool as well as unprotected sex and even kissing where bodily fluids are transferred to each recipient spreading many diseases fast through the app using population.

“The big one is AIDS, and the gay app Grindr is doing a great job in spreading HIV to as many gay men as possible. Gays are very promiscuous and AIDS is sky rocketing amongst their numbers. Hetero app Tinder is coming along nicely too and HIV amongst users is increasing at an exponential rate, eventually killing all these people off. We estimate HIV will be spread to all app users by 2020, and retro-viral treatment is increasing in cost daily making it harder for users to control the onset of full-blown AIDS. Let’s just say it is a great way to reduce populations, thinning out the herd,” an officer for the Ministry of Population Control in London told the BBC.

AIDS has taken a back foot since the mid-eighties when it had its heyday but now thanks to these hook-up apps is enjoying a massive resurgence.

Tinder user Amy Daniels, 21, from California is very pretty, attracting vast amounts of attention on the site.

“I get like eight or nine hook-ups a day because I’m hot looking. Yes, I had myself tested but I was disappointed to only have four diseases, one of which is AIDS. I don’t take drugs to help it because my Obamacare does not pay. To tell you the truth, I don’t care as long as I’m having a good time, and the guys don’t seem to care either. We’re just fucking and fucking. It’s great. Now I gotta try Hinder, looks like I’m qualified.”

With antibiotics becoming increasingly useless to treat bacterial infections and viral strains mutating all the time, the medical fraternity can only sit and watch as the infections increase thanks to the apps fuelling the spread of sexually transmitted diseases amongst all hook-up dating app users.

Woman Who Pretended to Be Man Who Pretended to Be Woman Had Sex With Woman Who Pretended to Be Man and Woman

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Woman Who Pretended to Be Man Who Pretended to Be Woman Had Sex With Woman Who Pretended to Be Man and Woman

A very confused young person who pretended to be a man but was really a woman pretending to be a man and a woman pretending to be a man was caught wearing a prosthetic penis and vagina and fake breasts with a hairy chest wig and sentenced for three counts of confusion today at Chester Crown Court.

The court hearing took 14 days just to hear about the numerous identities the confused person adopted, and the Judge had to stop the hearing 45 times so that the jurors could even begin to understand what the hell was going on.

“We had venn diagrams, flow charts, experts with slide shows, algorithms and a large prosthetic penis was slapped around. People were holding their heads in confusion and even the judge would roll his eyes every few minutes,” a court observer told the BBC.

After the court case the Judge said: “I’m still confused. What just happened here, anyone? Can you tell me anything? What about you?”

Privy Council: Corbyn Willingly Knelt in Front of Queen

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Privy Council: Corbyn Willingly Knelt in Front of Queen

As leader of the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn has a childish proclivity for protest, and his initial refusals to bow and kiss the hand of Her Majesty are testament to his staunch Republican ideals, but, the Queen was in for quite a surprise on Wednesday night.

You do swear by Almighty God to be a true and faithful Servant unto the Queen’s Majesty, as one of Her Majesty’s Privy Council. You will not know or understand of any manner of thing to be attempted, done, or spoken against Her Majesty’s Person, Honour, Crown, or Dignity Royal, but you will lett and withstand the same to the uttermost of your Power, and either cause it to be revealed to Her Majesty Herself, or to such of Her Privy Council as shall advertise Her Majesty of the same.

To the surprise of Her Majesty and the others gathered at the Privy Council’s ceremony, Jeremy Corbyn did kiss the Queen’s hand and bow, albeit under one condition, he kept his little commie cap on.

“There were two burly gentlemen flanking Mr. Corbyn, who were preparing themselves to forcibly make the leader of the opposition bow, when Corbyn out flanked them and proceeded towards the Queen. He licked his lips and got down on one knee languishing on her extended hand an almighty licking as if it were a fruity popsicle. The Queen, who at first was enamoured by the gesture, tried to take her hand away as the fawning Corbyn really got to work; concentrating on each finger and knuckle at one point burping with appreciation and slobbering drool over the red carpet. After a few moments, there was quiet in the chamber as Corbyn rose, still holding the Queen’s hand ransom, he gave her a last lick and a wink. By this time, the two burly gentlemen had reappeared to drag the fellow away before he managed to do any more damage to the ceremony,” an eyewitness at the event retold.

 

Charlie Sheen to Star in Platoon II

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Charlie Sheen to Star in Platoon II

 

“I’m into self destruction myself, so I jumped at the role when I read the script. The director himself has full blown AIDS, and he knows what it’s like to carry around two hundred pills everywhere. I’m on the edge myself, never used a condom and been with anything that moves. The lead role takes point, then goes into a hooch and falls in love with a Vietcong lady, the fact that she got every disease under the sun doesn’t cross the character’s mind, and he has to do the rest of his tour whilst suffering from gonorrhoea and herpes. In those days they didn’t have HIV thank god, but I got it now in real life. I’m still winning though, winning the fight against full blown AIDS.”

The party-hard star is a real fighter and HIV is totally manageable these days as long as the sufferer takes a cocktail of drugs every day to stay alive.

Tiger Blood

“It’s about mixing, a lil coke here, an anti-viral there, maybe some amphetamines, some crack and a toot of pcp, that usually gets me outta bed in the afternoon. By midnight I’m partying, maybe doing ten chicks a night, some she-males, whatever. Might get a call from the producer or script coordinator, then I’m back filming the next day if they can get me outta bed. This is the life I wanted and I’m lovin’ it. When you have tiger blood, HIV ain’t nothing.”

Charlie Sheen, has even named his human immunodeficiency virus, which the star is now playfully calling ‘Tinder’.

 

All Media: Everything Russian is Bad

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All Media: Everything Russian is Bad

“We have a saying in Hartlepool, ‘If you don’t like it, fuck off’ that sums up nothing in particular, but I just had to say it any way,” a man from Hartlepool, England told no one in particular.

So, since the Russians have gone their own way and seen fit to fight their own battles, they are now deemed as the bad people of the Steppes.

If it’s not the Olympics or the World Cup, getting one over the Russian swine by banning them from every sporting fixture should get them riled, lest we forget about the Eurovision debacle.

How about Syria where Mr. Putin is bombing the hell out of whoever it is, well, at least he is trying to do something about it, a stark contrast to Obama and his progressive army of LBGT evangelists.

Russia, enemy numero uno, yes but they’ve got some damn good looking devushkas there over in Russkie land where unless you’re doped up on litres of vodka your balls freeze into little icicles ready to drop into a Martini, shaken and thoroughly stirred.

The only answer is war, but who will shoot first? According to our experts working day and night in bunkers, the Americans want Russia to take the first shot. It is all too apparent that the plan is to switch things around a little, where America has always been the high and mighty world policeman, good old Uncle Sam is sort of playing with the bear a little, making them angry, taking their lunch money away, their trophies and basically baiting the bear. Annoyed, angry, angrier, furious, ballistic…missile!

Soon enough, Putin is going to snap. Bang! There goes the neighbourhood, or half of New York city. A golden opportunity to absorb the strike maybe, markets down to the bottom, what now? What happens after that one is probably classified information but the game is a deadly one, and America is playing with fire here. Russians, Iranians and the Chinese, all rolled into one deadly fuck soup of badness.

 

Bike Riding in China Good Fitness Guide

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Bike Riding in China Good Fitness Guide

 

“I get up in the morning. Put on my gas mask and get on my bike. I like to go through the white smoke racing here, racing there. I wear gloves or my skin hurts with the acid in the air. When I come home I decontaminate my clothes and change the filter in my gas mask,” Xian Ling, 23, a keen bicycle rider from Tianjing revealed.

This year alone 589,000,000 Chinese people took up cycling and the trend seems to be growing. Every year 589,000,000 people die from toxic air pollution so everything evens out.

“My friend Xing Ziang went over a cliff the other day because of the atmosphere he could not see where he was going. It was very sad, we could not find the body because we cannot see more than 12 inches in front of us,” Kwan Ji, another young bike rider revealed who has since died by riding his bicycle under a 20 tonne truck.

Minister for Leisure, Tian Shin, was adamant that the toxic chemicals people breathe during bike rides are not a cause for alarm.

“The air is clean. We urge all people to breathe in the air deeply. Bike riding is good for respiration and exercise. Come to China, see for yourself.”

Backtracking Cameron Not Sure Whether to Buy Pair of Flip Flops

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Backtracking Cameron Not Sure Whether to Buy Pair of Flip Flops

With news filtering through that David Cameron’s EU proposals have been deemed illegal by the president of the European Parliament and the PM backtracking on his proposals, it seems the PM is also flip flopping on his decision to buy a new pair of flip flops.

“I said I wished to buy these flip flops but now I am questioning whether to buy them or maybe I should buy one flip and leave the other flop in the shop. If I was to somehow borrow the flip flop or rent it for the summer months, although I am yet undecided about what colour to get them in, or the particular design of the flip flop, maybe the shop owner can decide for me, or my beautiful wife. I have now this minute decided to buy a pair of flip flops, oh wait a second, I wish to backtrack on that, I wish to look at the flip flop in the shop window and think about buying it at a future date in time, in fact why buy flip flops during the winter months? Let’s just say these flip flops that I wish to purchase should maybe only be bought in the summer, when flip flopping is all too prevalent, especially in Portugal. My adviser from Brussels just called me to say I should pretend to buy the flip flops but hold back at the last moment and maybe get a better deal. I think this is a great flip flopping idea but I still have my reservations on the efficacy of this strategy however I will hold another meaningless consultation with some flip flop experts and proceed from there, or maybe not.”

EU to Ban Linking to Other Sites Citing Copyright Protection

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EU to Ban Linking to Other Sites Citing Copyright Protection

Non-creative sites like Drudgereport and Infowars, who simply link to other news sources to garner huge amounts of revenue for themselves (aggregrators), may be punished with vast fines in the future when the EU goes ahead with its new law.

“A precondition for a well-functioning market place for copyright is the possibility for right

holders to license and be paid for the use of their content, including content distributed online.

The production of rich and diverse creative content and innovative online services are part of

the same equation. Both — creative content and online services — are important for growth

and jobs and the success of the internet economy.

There is, however, growing concern about whether the current EU copyright rules make sure

that the value generated by some of the new forms of online content distribution is fairly

shared, especially where right holders cannot set licensing terms and negotiate on a fair basis

with potential users. This state of affairs is not compatible with the digital single market’s

ambition to deliver opportunities for all and to recognise the value of content and of the

investment that goes into it. It also means the playing field is not level for different market

players engaging in equivalent forms of distribution.

Currently, these discussions centre on certain online platforms and aggregation services. They

are, however, likely to continue to arise for all online activities involving the commercial

reuse or retransmission of copyright-protected content.”

How the new law will affect social news sharing sites like Twitter, Facebook and Reddit is still under question, however the linking tax would adversely change the way they are allowed to operate.

Search engine news has already been affected as Google News pulled its service from Spain due to the incompatible laws and taxation.

5. PROVIDING AN EFFECTIVE AND BALANCED ENFORCEMENT SYSTEM

Respect for copyright, as for any other intellectual property right, is essential to promote

creativity and innovation and create trust in the market place. Rights that cannot be effectively

enforced have little economic value, particularly when infringements occur on a commercial

scale that free-rides on the work and investment of creators, the creative industries and legal

distribution services. This is currently very frequent and harmful to the EU economy as a

whole. An effective and balanced civil enforcement28 system is required to reduce the costs of

fighting infringements, particularly for small businesses, and keep up with their increasing

cross-border nature.

An effective response to these challenges calls for a renewed effort and for a possible review

of certain aspects of the existing legal framework. A ‘follow-the-money’ approach, which

sees the involvement of different types of intermediary service providers, seems to be a

particularly promising method that the Commission29 and Member States have started to apply

in certain areas. It can deprive those engaging in commercial infringements of the revenue streams (for

example from consumer payments and advertising) emanating from their illegal activities, and therefore act as a deterrent.”

Legal link

European Commission new Internet laws to be announced 9 December 2015

 

African Tribal Leaders Already Portioning Off Europe

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African Tribal Leaders Already Portioning Off Europe

Speaking from the village of Ikutu in Zambia, Chief Mbuko Mbese III of the Chewa tribe was adamant that his people who have now moved to Croatia, plan to stay and are happy with the white women there.

“Our tribe could have moved further like the Fon tribe who are now claiming large parts of Spain, but they are happy in Croatia. The white women there have never had such big men to sate their appetites. Next week I myself will be moving there with my thirty wives, and I hope to gain thirty more white women when I arrive. We love Europe thank you EU.”

Chewa Tribe

Meanwhile in Hungary, African tribe leaders from the Dogon and Fulani tribes are agreeably portioning off the country with the Dogon taking the north and the Fulani tribe’s people taking the southern portion from Veszprém a city central to the EU country.

Chief Mkase Imbobo for the Dogon was pleased at the exchange: “We have Budapest. Here the white woman takes snake like no other. This is why we come here.”

In Germany, there have been an influx of Ethiopian tribes like the Amhara tribe, as well as many Somali clans who although are partial to warring, have held back as they enjoy the spoils of their conquest.

European Union leaders who have invited these Africans into the EU are insouciant to any prospect of African tribal warfare breaking out as they deal with the mass influx from the Middle East numbering 35 million within five years.

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