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EU Referendum: Selling Britain Off On the Cheap is Good Says EU

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David Cameron is a good little doggy, she begs and comes as soon as her masters call her.

“We feed her little morsels of scrap here and there, and if she is a bad little doggy we put Cameron in the dog house,” an unelected EU representative told Euronews.

But whilst begging, Cameron did a little doo doo on the British flag, that was rather naughty, wasn’t it?

“Au contraire mes amis, nous welcome such antics by les rosbifs, we positivement encourage such actions. C’est un tre,tre, formidable thing to do!” an excited Frenchie told the BBC.

Frau Merkel, one of Cameron’s trainers was rather circumspect about the little doggy.

“If Cameron ka ka’s on my Bavarian carpet I shall have the little mutt shot!” she said gruffly whilst kicking the yelping little dog with an almighty boot.

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New Trumpshire! The People Voted

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Congratulations are in order for Donald Trump after taking New Hampshire. The people have voted and are now going to rename the state, New Trumpshire.

“Our boy won this time. He pumped more money into this thing after Iowa, and it finally paid off. It’s the spill the cash trick. Pay off enough people and they’ll vote for you hook line and sinker,” an excited Trump supporter said from his new Porsche.

Trump may not be a politician but he’s a businessman and knows how to get results, especially when you spend with such gusto.

This is Not Feminism, This is the Violent Feminazi Revolution

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Did you ask for a compliment? Charlotte Proudman would be proud. We are feminazis and we want all men to simply die. What’s worse than complimenting a woman? How about not complimenting her and just leaving her alone? This is not about respect but about hatred for all men and our own selves.

Maybe life is too complicated sometimes, and through the looking glass only micro dots of information can be established at any juncture, so what is it to be punk? A compliment, or deathly silence? We are not feminism, we are feminazis.

Why Global Economic Depression Must Not Be Feared Instead Embraced

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“If you’re a surfer, you line up, tap into that deep water swell, set the pace and when you see that special A-frame you know you have to enter into the backdoor sweetly, gently, along the face and ride that mother carving along the roots of that barrel until you’re through. The same principle applies to economics, to go against the flow is to invite worse misfortune, especially when there’s a tsunami of debt coming over the crest.  Economic depression is good. When waves hit, they create destruction, but that same destructive energy is re-energised to produce even more waves. Destruction is good because it produces change and for this process you must be prepared to watch the others who are unprepared to fall, to be caught inside and crash under the surf, rolled around like a tumble dryer then unceremoniously spat out or drowned.

“The economy is like an ocean, it’s as deep as it is shallow, an unpredictable mass of energy fuelled by fear and greed, a chaos pit that moves in waves, with currents that can drag millions of fish into the belly of the beast in one fell swoop.

“The derivatives, the debts, the lies, the bonuses, the soothsayers, the chancellors, all think they have a firm hold of the rudder, and yet their ship can be crushed in a second without thought, without remorse, compassion or any form of emotion.

“You may think the quants all clunking away buy, sell, buy, sell, milliseconds, have an edge but when market moves are precipices, swells, 200 foot barrels, they will be caught out with even more vigour as the banks go silent, liquidity is a dry ocean floor filled with foam where the starfish and crabs are exposed to the air as the next wave comes down hard shattering all in its path.

“We must welcome the economic depression and embrace its sheer magnitude, its powerful equalising light, the all seeing eye of truth that melts all falsities and lies in its path. Drink wine now friends, for tomorrow you shall be drinking water from a puddle of mud, and you shall quench your thirst on it with the same relish from which you drank the Domaine de la Romanee Conti Romanée Conti 1967. You are alive.”

 

 

Britain Will NOT ‘Face Influx of 50,000 Asylum Seekers’ If Leaves the European Union

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The loss of the 2003 Le Touquet treaty between the UK and France allowing controls in Calais would only mean that Britain’s ports would become sealed units and those who come across illegally would be refused entry into the United Kingdom. There would not be 50,000 asylum seekers given entry to the UK.

Whoever would be in charge of Britain at the point of Brexit would therefore create a situation of deterrence towards any form of illegal entry into the UK, at all channels of entry.

There may have to be camps built on UK shores for those who are caught within Britain’s borders and the law would be strengthened to severely fine employers who exploit illegal labour or those who harbour illegal migrants who entered the UK without using the proper channels.

The new Prime Minister would be actively involved in addressing the dangerous influx by increasing border budgets by 80%, and within all cities of the UK there would be specialist immigration police checking all dwellings and factories.

In the event of Brexit, all benefits to EU citizens who gained entry into the UK would be halted, freeing up billions of pounds for the NHS, schools and welfare system for British people.

The UK sends £55 million to Brussels per day, year in year out with little or no gain, and this scandalous scheme would be halted immediately.

Along with the billions of pounds demanded by Brussels to pay for their pet projects and shoring up profligate countries like Greece, there would be an immediate halt to these erroneous payment demands.

Brexit would bring vast economic wealth to Britain, because it would be seen by many unhappy rich citizens of the EU as a haven. The country would then have to rebuild its sovereignty and economy to trade with the world, as well as key European nations. Contrary to scaremongering Europhiles, a Brexit would not harm businesses and companies wishing to trade in Europe, as Brexit would in fact strengthen companies with the UK decreasing corporation tax and encouraging business growth in Britain.

Britain leaving the EU would also see a cut in V.A.T to 12% and the cost of living in Britain would drop by 60% because there would not be any more nasty ‘rip-off-Britain’ markups foisted on products because of EU regulations.

Business and economy within Britain would flourish, as Britons can get their jobs back. Schools would become cheaper and easier to manage, hospitals would have half empty wards once again with non-stressed nurses and doctors, and those within society who need benefits to survive would receive them without nasty cuts that are hurting people, especially the disabled.

Whoever becomes PM after Brexit will no doubt have a long list of to-does and it may take up to ten years for Britain to recover from the ravages of the EU and its irresponsible schemes designed to eviscerate the sovereignty of the tiny island of Britain.

 

Experts: Brazil Olympics Will Be Perfect Zika Virus Delivery to Globe

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The summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro will see millions of people converging on Brazil from all over the globe at a time when the Zika virus will be most prevalent. Authorities on the ground have been spraying certain areas to kill mosquitoes however the virus has already evolved and can now be transmitted through bodily fluids, including saliva, blood and semen.

The long term threat to the human populace is that Zika becomes irrevocably established in human DNA, ultimately creating a new type of human with severely shrunken brains over thousands of years. Where the human brain has evolved over the past 500,000/million years by increasing in size, there could now be a period of reverse-evolution with humans regressing in development.

Naturally, the poorest areas of the planet where over-population and poverty are most prevalent will be most affected in the short term. It is therefore imperative that the authorities within these regions seek to halt any breeding or sexual relations whilst the Zika virus is endemic. Unfortunately, within the third world and developing nations there is little impetus from government and the population to halt their mass breeding and the Zika virus will most certainly spread far and wide.

Once the Zika virus spreads through countries like China, India and the continents of Africa and South America, the results will soon be noticed, and air travel will ensure the virus’ spread to North America, and Europe. It does not matter if a country has cold winters, and Aedes type mosquitoes cannot survive, the virus has three or more delivery methods, therefore increasing its chances of infecting its target.

The millions of people who will attend the Brazil Olympics of 2016 will thus be conduits for the spread of Zika. When the final Olympic ceremony ends, they will all make their way to all four corners of the globe spreading the Zika virus far and wide.

The Rio Olympics will thus be an efficient method to deliver the virus globally, unchecked, undetected and to spread further than at any time before thanks to modern air travel.

Throw Away Your Money: Cash is No Longer King Online

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Well, in reality, it’s our reality in 2016. Google’s new artificial intelligence program is not only set to revolutionise the search engine by predicting what you’re going to look for before you do it, but open up a world of mind-reading possibilities online.

Beyond that, we already know that our Smartphones are micro computers in our pockets; however, on top of allowing you to send Snapchats, they can also track just about any bodily function you have.

Now Our Money is Virtual

Finally, when it comes to currency, things are about to get virtual. For those of you who haven’t heard about it yet, Bitcoin and other similar cryptocurrencies have been bubbling away under the surface since 2008; you can now even trade online (i.e binary options) using bitcoins. Some of these minimum deposit binary options brokers do accept bitcoin payments; however, their time in the spotlight is nigh.

Essentially an online currency that’s produced on the Internet, traded on the Internet and never leaves the Internet, Bitcoin and its peers are turning the world of banking on its head. Instead of government’s minting coins and bank notes, setting value ratings and generally having control over your cash, Bitcoin is a free entity.

The way a single Bitcoin is produced is through a complex process of dedicated computers solving complex equations. As a reward for using their processing power to solve an equation, the computer is rewarded with a Bitcoin and this action is logged by the network. As mysterious as it seems, no one actually controls Bitcoin.

Its value is determined by the number of Bitcoin in the network and people can purchase it, trade it and use it to buy goods all without seeing or touching anything. While it’s probably not time to throw away the £10 notes in your pocket just yet, many believe Bitcoin is now on the up. After hitting a peak in 2013 and then falling sharply, the value (determined by the number of users and availability of coins) is shooting up as we head through 2016.

An Industry Built on Bitcoin

Naturally, dozens of industries are clamouring to get on the Bitcoin bandwagon. From pubs to casinos, you can now eat, drink and be merry without using a single coin produced by the Royal Mint.

One of the most interesting uses of Bitcoin is the gambling industry. Commonly known as an industry where cash is king, online gambling (iGaming) is undergoing something of a revolution thanks to Bitcoin and sites such as VegasCasino.io.

Offering all the same features of any other online casino – blackjack, roulette, slots and sports betting –  Vegas Casino and its peers have made it possible for people to play and win using Bitcoin alone.

Although still something of a niche market in the iGaming arena, Bitcoin casinos are being favoured by canny gamblers for two reasons: it’s easier to deposit and withdraw (no hassle from your bank) and Bitcoin is extremely safe. In an industry where protecting your bankroll is crucial, Bitcoin ticks all the boxes.

Burn Your Bank Notes in 2016

Another unexpected use for Bitcoin is in the pub industry. Thanks to a small but growing number of pubs, you can now pay for you pint without dipping into your pocket.

One of the first pubs in the UK to start accepting Bitcoin was the Haymakers in Cambridge. Seeing the value of the currency back in 2013, the pub now allows customers to whip out their phone, scan a QR code and drink away.

Providing you’re someone that doesn’t lose their phone on a night out, this little trick is a great way to keep the drinks flowing even if your pockets are empty.

Beyond pubs and gambling, Bitcoin can now be used to purchase almost anything online. From British Airways flights to pizza, you can basically do as you wish with Bitcoin, which means it might soon be time to burn those bank notes and crossover to the virtual side.

The Same Contempt You Feel Towards Migrants is Same the Elite Feel Towards You

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When a Westerner is killed abroad it makes the front page, when ten thousand people are killed in a third world country, it makes page 18 as a footnote column inch in the newspapers.

You yourselves are messy, you consume, you create waste, and you cause untold damage to the earth’s resources with your privileged Western existence.

These are tests on the populace to see how you react to the migrants, and the elite, above politicians, most probably look at the test results and feel even more repulsed than usual.

It possibly will give them justification to carry forth their plans with even more vigour, because to see the reactions of the Western mollycoddled population reinforces their understanding of the plan ahead.

The post-industrial, post-consumerist age does not need you any more.

All the information is in plain sight, one only has to search for it, and if you know when you see it, you will understand.

Think Tank: Why Socialist Utopias Can Never Exist

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Throughout the last two hundred years socialists around the world have tried to create their ideal utopia with their principles of social cohesion, integration and financial collectivism.

Not one single socialistic system, of which there has been much variation has ever worked.

Socialists today want to flood first world countries with third world populations. This creates a destructive force that alienates not only the third world violators but also the indigenous people whose ancestors have populated their respective countries for centuries and thousands of years. In such a short time, to invite millions of people creates discord, violence, resentment and an inevitable war footing as those invaded protest but are generally ignored by the socialist government in charge.

Schools are being emptied in Germany as parents remove their children from diverse schools, the white flight accelerating daily. Whole towns are now portioned off as the migrant ghettos take hold of areas, an unstoppable virus eviscerating all in its path.

Socialism means poverty for all except for the party hierarchy. Much like communism, senior party officials enjoy special privileges whereas all intermediate classes of people are mixed in with the lower classes. The socialist ideal is to remove all class systems and to remove all pay grades so that the whole is enmeshed in one simple poverty stricken bundle of socialistic misery.

Socialism and communism, as displayed by the EU structure is a system made to serve the elite and unelected technocrats, who enjoy the unlimited expense accounts, the gold-plated pensions and pay-offs they receive often. The elite above this structure, receive the heavy taxation monies and only have to crack the whip once in awhile to discourage any form of dissent.

Britain’s current prime minister, and his faux conservative government is a fully fledged socialist entity. They are not conservative in any way, as the welfare and NHS system dictates what they do at every turn.

The key to all of these socialist forms and parasitical political entities is that they all eventually implode. They may seek to create their ideal socialist utopia – look what happened to Venezuela – but the implosion will come, sometimes violently, at other times through quiet revolution. Symptomatic of a body fighting off a virus, the people eventually see through the trickery and lies, and boot the leeches away from the host, as Tony Blair and his cronies saw.

Generational poverty

Socialism is touted as being for the people, but this is a false claim, because socialism makes all classes poor apart from the top, and it not only creates poverty but it revels in it. For a socialist welfare dependent to aspire above poverty is an immediate alarm bell and that person, whoever they may be, is struck down and brought firmly back to the perpetual operatic poverty theatre.

We must also address the socialist celebrities, who hold a bridge between the poor and the elite controllers. These people are the go-betweens, they are bestowed with riches and privilege from the controlling echelons, but they still think they are one of the ‘people’. Nothing can be more contemptuous to see some bloated celebrity luvvie who descends from their penthouse on occasion to think about the little people for a few seconds, a sad forlorn creature of parasitic abundance who deserves to be strung up on the nearest post and left to the crows and ravens.

America, will soon reap the rewards of Obama’s socialism, a form of spending that has been unrivalled by any other government in history. Here is a socialist that has spent $300 million on holidays alone, increased the deficit by $6 Trillion and achieved pretty much nothing during his tenure except for bringing the United States to the edge of civil war and debt implosion. In accordance to his socialist principles, Obama has succeeded and achieved what he wanted to achieve. He is fracturing the nation, flooding the streets with millions of poor South Americans and changing the fabric of North America completely leaving it in a much poorer state than he inherited.

All socialist entities are authoritarian and verge on the totalitarian however much they may claim not to be. With socialism, political correctness comes inhibiting freedom of speech and freedom of thought.

There are no socialistic utopias, there are no systems of that sort that will ever work, globally or nationally, simply because socialism still services the few and seeks to keep the many in poverty.

Until a system comes that incorporates all, including the privileged few and party hierarchy, the global society will forever be seeking to find the ideal ingredient to fluid living, to the end of conflict and to the end of poverty; not only culturally but monetarily.

 

Experts: Virtual Sex is New Frontier in Human Evolution

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The concept of traditional marriages have declined vastly in the last forty years, and in some countries like Japan, millions of citizens are abstaining from sexual relations as the birth rate plummets. In the West, the rise of feminism and extreme levels of political correctness have seen an equally large decline in the birth rate and sexual relations amongst the limited young as ageing populations rise.

Companies like Eos Creative Group manufacture VirtuaDolls, an ISO certified skin-safe silicone that features a specially-sized hole that can simulate a variety of different stroke motions incorporated with virtual reality games.

Demand has been so great that Bill Spracklin the owner and creator of VirtuaDolls has had to stop a funding campaign from the sheer amount of orders received.

The next 20 years in development will see a vast number of companies try to cater to the enormous demand for virtual sex companions, as well as android partners who will be indistinguishable from the real thing.