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ISIS: Proof That Ideas Cannot Be Bombed

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ISIS: Proof That Ideas Cannot Be Bombed

 

Even though the bombs have been raining on their territory and they have lost some ground in Iraq, the ISIS Islamic creed still lives on, and it is their puritan Sunni pseudo Wahabi spirit that endures every day making a mockery of the bombing parties spending millions on destroying empty buildings.

“It is assumed they receive prior intelligence and warning before any bomb is dropped by the Americans, not so much the Russians who are bombing civilian targets indiscriminately. ISIS have a vast network of tunnels where they congregate in safety and they are highly mobile. It is only a matter of time before they wipe out the Kurd threat in the region, as there are many forces which want that particular group cleaned out and erased,” a reporter on the ground revealed.

Despite the huge and expensive bombing effort by many different nations over the past year, ISIS have actually gained ground in Libya and Africa, as well as Yemen and other parts of the middle East. This sure fire steadfastness under massive adversity is a very fruitful recruitment tool for the group because it proves to many that the enduring flame of the single idea is cast in invincible diamond encrusted stone.

EU Referendum: Why Majority Will Vote Against Cameron

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EU Referendum: Why Majority Will Vote Against Cameron

Labour voters detest Cameron and his cronies, eurosceptics detest Cameron; the Lib Dems are probably not too keen on him either.

This is why, for this group to side with David Cameron and his vote to stay In the EU – a crumbling edifice – would be unthinkable for many in Britain.

Of course, one can always cite the general election last year where many voted for Cameron and the Tories, however in that circumstance there was really no choice in the matter, as the two Ed’s were an insufferable alternative.

The choice this time is altogether different, not only will there not be a chance like this ever again, but to vote to stay in the EU would be a death sentence for Britain. Want to know why? Because the EU changes and adds laws daily. They can make any promises they want before the referendum, but once the people have been duped they have you lock, stock and barrel where they want you and there’s no turning back — ever.

If Britain stays, be prepared for a quintuple rise in migration and a totalitarian tip toe over the years where the true face of the EU will slowly emerge fundamentally destroying the already fragile U.K.

Maybe the grossly unpopular Cameron should have gone for the reverse position and opted to get Out of the EU. Then the haters would have voted to stay In, and Cameron would have won by looking like he lost.

By creating an us against the gov dynamic, voters will be coming out of the woodwork to vote now AGAINST the establishment, a much juicier option to really nail the fucker home.

 

EU Referendum: Brexit is the ONLY Red Card

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EU Referendum: Brexit is the ONLY Red Card

Much like Neville Chamberlain, David Cameron is once again proclaiming victory and peace in our time by agreeing to an ominous red card system which will never address the issues facing Britain or ever be allowed to be exercised by parliament.

“This is a red card which will not solve anything, much like the piece of paper Neville Chamberlain brought back from Hitler’s Germany before all hell broke loose in World War II, Britain, thanks to me is being duped once again. History repeats itself over and over again,” Cameron told no one in particular today.

The shameful cowardice of the current prime minister of Britain is a stain on the sovereignty of this country compounded by an EU delegation intent on thwarting Brexit by any means possible, including bait and switch techniques and outright lies.

“A red card brake system that is being touted by Cameron as a victory is none. What use is a brake when you do not have control of the steering wheel? The red card system can only be used if 28 other EU members okay its use, as well as dozens of committees in parliament and political parties. It is an absolute joke, and should not even be acknowledged as a brake, or return to national sovereignty,” a Euro-sceptic MP said before being silenced.

Zika Fitness Taking World By Storm

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Zika Fitness Taking World By Storm

Benefits of Zika

In the late 1980’s an aerobics instructor named Zika was bitten by a mosquito before his exercise class in Columbia. Even though his head started to shrink, Zika improvised his dance technique and even threw away his now outsized hat. The class continued, everyone loved it, and Zika was born. Not only is it a fun and fully developed way to exercise, but the exercise benefits are superfluous.

Fun and Suitable for Many Age Groups

Zika is a great way to get the entire family into an exercise program together, since it is suitable for a wide range of age groups. There are many health benefits to Zika, but it is also an activity that anyone with a small head can do. Many Zika exercisers actually – admit to not feeling as if they are in the course of a workout, but rather that they are simply having fun dancing.

Physical Health Benefits

There is a long list of physical health benefits of Zika exercise. The main benefits that most seek are to lose weight around the head area, as the head shrinks smaller and smaller, you will notice less of a weight around the shoulders. But Zika does all of this and more. It burns calories, increases stamina, and even helps stabilize your balance!

Mental Health Benefits

As well as physical benefits of Zika exercise, there are also mental health benefits too. Just like reality TV, Zika shrinks the brain so your mind will not have many lofty thoughts any more and it frees you of any inhibitions (because you just won’t care about anything any more). One huge mental health benefit of Zika, which covers various topics of mental health, is that some people actually treat it as a kind of life therapy. Since you get to shrink your head and not worry about anything ever again, socialize and exercise, Zika is the perfect mental therapy through physical means of exercise.

Contact your nearest Zika practitioner right now. 

Preserved Tiger Poop is All Left of Lord Lucan Says Aristocrat

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Preserved Tiger Poop is All Left of Lord Lucan Says Aristocrat

Lord Ponsonby-Smythe the Fourth Earl of Pemberton Hall in Worcestershire is the son of the Third Earl of Pemberton, a good drinking friend of the former Lord Lucan whose mysterious disappearance has never been solved — that is up until now.

“After killing the nanny, Lord Lucan fled to his old chum’s house. There, he was told in no uncertain terms that his best bet is to shoot himself, which he did. My father had a pet tiger in his private grounds, and fed Lucan to the tiger. It took a while for the tiger to digest Lucan but on the third day, the keeper brought my father some tiger poo in a bucket and he had it preserved in some formaldehyde. Not many people know this, but it’s kept in a secret place somewhere in Pemberton Hall, could be under the staircase or behind a book case. We still honour Lucan some days when we’re sloshed out of our minds, we shout out, ‘Bring out the Lucan’ and the butler goes to fetch the tiger poo.”

No one has poo pooed these rather ludicrous claims, but one thing is for certain, if true, it brings a rather unsavoury thought to mind, Lucan plopped out of a tiger’s arse at one point in history; a not so prestigious end to such a colourful privileged character as the late great Lord Lucan.

House of Commons Spends £1,500 a WEEK to Control Politicians – and YOU’RE Paying

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House of Commons Spends £1,500 a WEEK to Control Politicians – and YOU’RE Paying

Bosses at the Palace of Westminster – which includes the House of Lords – splashed out on 1,620 feeding troughs, 729 monitoring devices and 192 cases of Beaujolais.

The huge cost emerged after House of Commons officials received a string of furious complaints over their failure to control the politicians.

One visitor said: “We were somewhat concerned when visiting the cafe next to the gift shop when my wife was alarmed to see a politician running across the floor and under a cabinet, then make lewd remarks before defecating on the curtains.”

She mentioned this to the serving assistant who seemed unconcerned, passing it off as a regular occurrence.

“Having been involved in the catering industry, we were concerned about the obvious food hygiene issues where food is being served, on the floor.

“Perhaps it is time for the City of Westminster Food Hygiene Department to pay a visit.”

The report said: “The Parliamentary Estate is made up of a large number of buildings of various ages, covering approximately 258,000 square metres close to the River Thames.

“It is therefore vulnerable to populations of politicians which can cause significant damage to the fabric of the buildings and health and safety issues.

“Controlling these pests is a major undertaking, and is conducted by a full-time pest control technician provided as part of the Houses’ pest control contract and a contract for harlot control.”

The report added that politicians and their respective researchers were the biggest threat to health and valuable collections.

It said: “The Parliamentary Art Collection, which includes one of the largest collections of contemporary explicit pornography in public ownership, is also at significant risk from infestation.

“All are irreplaceable, expensive to repair and it is more cost effective to prevent this damage in the first place by controlling politician populations who steal these works of art for their own sordid purposes.

“Politician populations need to be controlled for hygiene reasons, including compliance with regulations, and to prevent accidents caused by these vermin chewing through expense accounts like no tomorrow.”

Tuck Frump: The Video Making People Vote Trump

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Tuck Frump: The Video Making People Vote Trump

“This is really not helpful because it makes undecided voters vote for Trump. Don’t know where to begin with this video but it is actually making Trump voters and the man himself look normal. Whoever commissioned this piece must be kicking themselves right now as it has had the exact opposite effect it was meant to have,” an undecided voter who is now backing Trump told MSNBC.

https://youtu.be/MfrRzW-Yqog

Purge: HIV Adapting to Antiretroviral Drugs

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Purge: HIV Adapting to Antiretroviral Drugs

Maybe the likes of Charlie Sheen won’t have their reprieve after all.

Strains of HIV are becoming resistant to an antiretroviral drug commonly used to prevent and fight the virus, research has suggested.

With many across the globe forgetting about HIV especially with the thought they are safe because of antiretroviral drugs, there may be cause for concern by some at least.

HIV adapts to any situation, and the false sense of safety enabled by drug companies may soon be over.

“What we will see here is a massive increase in AIDS, because the drugs stopping HIV developing into AIDS are now mostly compromised by the adaptation of this virus to many human made medicines,” an HIV expert told news media.

Along with the Zika virus, there seems to be a war on sexual reproduction on this planet, where HIV is caught by people usually during recreational sex, Zika is a virus that mutates offspring from pregnant women with shrunken heads and partial brain growth ensuring they live their lives without ever reproducing.

The beauty about Zika is that she is symptomless, unlike something like Ebola, Zika can spread far and wide with minimal detection.

These events, whether natural or not, only mean that something, Gaia or some organisation is fighting back against the creeping overpopulation that eventually would mean the total destruction of the earth and its finite resources.

 

Online Slots or Live Casino Games?

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At first glance it may seem that there is less difference between casino online or card and board games. But first, let’s talk about what they have in common.

First of all, the general principle of showing the winning and losing combinations on the screen is determined by a random number generator. It affects the final result of the game. The general principle is as follows: the player spins the reels at a slot machine, while the number generator forms combinations on the screen.

In fact, those are computer programs built with special hardware. So what’s the difference? Let’s start with the advantages of Online Casino Games – Casino-X.

Firstly, you can play casino games online for free. Many users prefer to play online slots just for this reason. They prefer gaining any experience points during training mode before moving on to real money bets.

Secondly, online slots offer players best winnings. It is due to the fact that live casinos cost more than those that operate online. And, of course, online slot machines are available at your disposal at any time.


Online video slots: online casino

The largest modern casinos operating online offer customers hundreds of virtual slot machine games. Most sites provide an opportunity to enjoy casino slot games of several brands. So don’t be limited to one company: there are many small studios producing unparalleled casino slot machines with great graphics, increased theoretical return and maximum payouts.

The main advantages of online casino slots are obvious, so we will not talk about it once again. Still, the first step towards achieving better results is studying the general principles and strategies for the slot machine. Online slots that are used in online casinos have virtually nothing in common with their ancestors – the first mechanical slot machines. The current models are computer programs running on the basis of a random number generator.

Some users believe that it is possible to calculate the results for the random number generators, as they are based on some algorithm. However, the world’s leading experts in the field of online gambling state that it is impossible to guess the principles of random number generators of the well-known brands. Therefore, all the attempts of trying to “outflank the rival” are completely useless.

The rotating drums in online slot machines are nothing more than a tribute to tradition. Actually, there are a lot of new models with some other forms. But the majority of conservative players still prefer standards, so the manufacturers continue to create video slots that simulate the real slot machines.

Currently, the most video slots come with five reels, although it is also possible to find three-reel slot models. The symbols on the reels usually depend on the subject of the given model. For example, if it is Egypt, you will see the pyramids and the pharaohs. The auxiliary images may also include numerals, images of fruits and other simple shapes.

Each online video slot includes the theoretical return percentage, which means what part of the total amount of bets the players get. Currently, the best rate of return should be considered no less than 95%, although there are models with 98% payout percentage. Keep in mind that the majority of video slots can be tested for free before you start spending money. Good luck to all of you while playing online slots!

 

Cecil Rhodes Protesters No Better Than ISIS

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Cecil Rhodes Protesters No Better Than ISIS

Britain should be rejoicing with the aspirations and empire building that made the country Great, not pulling down the statues and defecating on the memories of conquest.

Without the British Empire, many nations across the globe would not have the infrastructure they have now, they would not have the courts of law, the railways, the telecommunications, the electricity or the buildings still standing today which hark back to the days of empire.

Demolishing Cecil Rhodes’ statue at Oxford is tantamount to desecration of all that made Britain great, and the socialists and communist students who are pushing for this erasure of history should be unceremoniously removed from Oxford as they are no better than ISIS.

The Islamic State removes works of history, ancient cities, irreplaceable archaeological artefacts with bombs and hammers, the socialist politically-correct Soviet students wish to erase history and heritage with their petitions. Fuck them. They should be paraded through the streets and thrown out of town, they do not deserve an education let alone one at such a place of prestige as Oxford.

News comes in forthwith, that the Alumni are threatening to withdraw millions in funding to Oxford if the statue of Cecil Rhodes is removed, and this news is tempered with moderation by the university as the caterwauling brigands are sent packing back to their holes of ineptitude and hatred free to plot their next attack on history.

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