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Presidential Debate Round 2: Teflon Don Does it Again

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Despite having his private conversations published around the globe and being disowned by half the Republican party, Donald ‘Teflon’ Trump came into the ring swinging haymakers like a bull elephant on heat.

Described by Nigel Farage as a ‘silverback gorilla’ on the night, the Don came back with the one-liner zingers despite a very calculated cool performance by Hillary Clinton.

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To watch Bill Clinton squirming in the audience as he was dragged head first through a field of manure and used condoms was excruciating for him yet satisfying for many.

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It is a shame the election has been decided already, but Trump has come up from the dead. Here is a guy who just does not care. Most people would have been completely floored by the bus video but not the Don, the ‘Teflon’ Don does not lie down for anyone and deserves our respect even though he is an uncouth vulgar bullying thug.

The presidential race is clearly getting more heated up with some nice and juicy information being dredged up daily. Who is to say what else will surface from the sewer before the last presidential debate on Wednesday October 19th?

President Trump Inaugurates “Grab a Woman by the P*ssy Day”

 

Speaking in New Jersey where president Trump was visiting a woman’s lingerie manufacturing company, he said:

“I just grabbed the lady CEO’s pussy. I’m meeting the British PM, Theresa May in London, England next week and I’m gonna grab her by the pussy too. I might need both hands for Angela Merkel who I’m meeting after. You know I like to do that.

“Grabbing women by the pussy is every man’s God given right, and listen to me, I’m making it official, as president I want a day dedicated to this act.”

Orders have been put through that July 27 should be ‘Grab a Woman by the Pussy day ‘.

This presidential decree means it will be sanctioned by the White House to grab any woman by the pussy on July 27.

Don’t forget to take your tic tacs.

Impoverished Russia: Soon the Bear Will Lash Out in Desperation

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The data does not look good. Here is a strongman, Putin, seemingly fearless standing over his foes and adversaries, and yet his country’s economy resembles a ruined pile of smouldering rubles.

Sanctions and low oil prices have seriously weakened Russia, and its economy. According to the World Bank the Russian economy has plummeted by over 40% since last year. Cut off from the global economy, the Russians are being starved out of their obstinate stupor by global restrictions and other methods of withholding economic sustenance.

As is the case in most semi-totalitarian states, the military always comes first, therefore Putin is putting his all behind funding his war chest, however, if the economic decline continues, this strategy will suffer too. Keeping jets in the air is not cheap, and missiles can cost more than a Russian citizen earns in a lifetime.

Unfortunately for Putin, this is the cost of being a maverick in a globalised world where all is entwined.

Since the Ukrainian incident, Putin has been the bad boy, but there is still a way back from the desert if he so wishes to comply.

Putin therefore has two choices only, stand his ground like a good Russian and wait for war, or rejoin the globalists, albeit at the back of the queue. By rejoining, Putin would be on probation for some time, and he may have to give up Syria and Ukraine, but at least Russia’s economy would once again regain its zing.

The choice is yours Vlad, death or life.

Revealed: Why There is No Mention of America or Australia in the Bible

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Miles Pendrith, a senior fellow  at the Christian Institute of Theology, a leading Christian authority in religion, revealed in a research paper on Tuesday, the findings of the study.

“The bible is a book containing the supposed words of an all seeing all knowing god, written by numerous European people during the Medieval era.

“The bible does not mention Australia, or America, simply because they had not been discovered thousands of years ago by the Israelites, or by the Emperor Constantine, post Roman Empire Medieval Europeans who wrote the bible hundreds of years later.

“Unfortunately, even though god is an all seeing being, he never mentioned kangaroos, wombats or North American Indians in the bible. We are not sure why this omission would occur however, come to think about it, the Chinese are not mentioned either.

“During our study, we also addressed the Noah’s ark tale. Yes, it is mentioned in the Epic of Gilgamesh on Sumerian cuneiform thousands of years before the bible was knocked up, but in the Christian bible, Noah received all the animals in the world before the great flood that god kindly created. If Australia is not mentioned in the bible, how did the kangaroos travel thousands of miles to Palestine across oceans to be included in the ark? What about pandas from China or the flightless Dodo from the island of Mauritius? Were these creatures, in their myriad of forms, magically transported to the Middle East by teleportation? We must also remember the Galapagos Islands, the Flightless cormorant does not have the ability to fly, so how the hell did it make its way to Noah’s Ark?

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The Flightless Cormorant’s pathetic little wings means it can’t fly. How it travelled from the Galapagos Islands to Noah’s ark in Israel over thousands of miles of ocean and land is a mystery even to this day.

“The bible is therefore restricted to a very small part of the known Roman world and has no cause for the Aztec or Mayan civilisations in South America either. Certainly this is a strange thing because one would have hoped that the Christian god would know everything and everyone, to be timeless, and have all knowledge.

“Our firm conclusion is not to our liking but it can be the only answer. The bible was written by numerous people who had limited knowledge of the earth as a whole at the time. They did not know about America, they did not know that kangaroos existed in Australia, and they certainly did not know that the Mayan civilisation were building pyramids like the ancient Egyptians. We are sad to conclude, that the bible has very little to do with god, and is just a man made book filled with archaic nonsense, moral tales for ancient people, and myths. Oh shit.”

Vindicating John Cleese On Journalism

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According to the Monty Python arch duke of satire, surrealism and the Ministry of Silly Walks, the Scots have colonised every part of major media operations in Britain.

Nowhere will you not find some duplicitous Scot undermining English interests than in key editorial/producer positions in all major newspapers and TV production studios.

The thing is he’s right. John Cleese, may be an old fuddy duddy escaped from a half filled dusty coffin buried in some apartment in Monaco, or wherever he is now, but he’s bang on the money, despite the outrage and ridiculous accusations of racism, he hit the nail on the head so hard it went through the floor.

The Scots have colonised the press, they influence the English population on what is read and what is not read, and these Scot editors manipulate the news that you read/watch every day. Go through the list of all major news publications in the UK today and bang you hit a Scot dead centre as the editor.

Of course, Scots have as much right as anyone to work anywhere they want in the United Kingdom, however the sheer proliferation of them within high positions in the news industry in England does beg questions.

In a time where it is okay to be a proud Scot or Welsh person, unfortunately to be a proud Englishman is frowned upon and sneered at. This is the crux of John Cleese’s dilemma.

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It’s not only journalism. Look at politics. Naming a few names, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, Alistair Campbell, and on and on.

One must consider the damage committed on Britain, on England by these politicians, who played the long game in inviting half the world’s population into tiny, overcrowded Britain. Lest we forget, Blair who was responsible for the biggest influx of people into the UK in modern history and a murderous war that we are still fighting.

The stain of Gordon Brown is still very much around today, this was the man who sold off Britain’s remaining gold reserves at the bottom of the market losing the treasury billions in revenue and impoverishing the country further. He certainly did not have England’s good fortune in mind, and one can imagine him sniggering as the Queen’s gold was sold off for a pittance. Another one up for Scotland.

Damage England bit by bit is possibly the Scottish agenda, and now that there is a little separation going on in mind and in political reality, the English must awaken to the parasites embedded in their system. Certainly, many of these plants have even lost the vestiges of their Scottish accents but they will damn well continue to undermine what’s left of England in their positions of power.

John Cleese has every right to castigate the Scots, as much as Nicola Sturgeon continues to do her best to undermine the English. Here is a woman who supported Scottish Independence which would have resulted in Scotland leaving the UK and EU a few years ago, but is now calling for Scotland to stay in the EU all because of the positive Brexit EU referendum result.

It is certainly good to see an Englishman fighting back. In this day and age of PC cultural Marxism, Cleese is a breath of fresh air, as for too long, the English have been so subdued, and fodder for cheap shots by all and sundry. As a race, the English do not know where to look now, they have almost become an amorphous race, invisible, angry and most of all tired of all this shit.

Fucking get up and hit that ball for a six.

First Picture of Kardashian Armed Robber

 

 

French police want to interview the armed masked suspects as soon as possible.

The terrifying ordeal lasting fifteen minutes has left Mrs Kardashian West in a distraught mood, as she now has only a few pieces of jewellery to wear and show off on Instagram, some pieces barely even making up a million dollars in worth.

To this end, her husband, Kanye West is going to conduct another expensive fashion show to raise funds, and has even taken to Twitter to beg for money to buy more jewels.

“Yo yo yo. My bitch got rob. All y’all nigs need put sum cash down I need buy mo necklace n sheeit” Kanye tweeted in desperation.

So far the tally is $4.25, so a lot more to go eh.

Son of Bill Clinton: Trump’s Been Digging

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After every indignity has been foisted on the feet of Hillary Clinton, this person seems to soldier on unperturbed. From FBI investigations, to walking pneumonia, to various quantities of Bill’s women, there is an impoverished deluge of attacks on the prospective first female president of the United States.

No doubt, Trump and his multimillion dollar machinery is behind a lot of the filth being dredged up.

It turns out now that whilst Bill was a governor he enjoyed a foursome with some hookers and ‘crack hoes’ siring a son, called Danney Williams.

There are certainly going to be more dirty tricks foisted on Mrs. Clinton, but this particular addition to the box of snakes, is rather endearing.

This means that Chelsea has a brother, albeit one who is severely underprivileged.

For Hillary, much of the pain will be with her husband Bill, who seems to have deposited his DNA in every crack whore from Little Rock to Mexico.

The beast of the American election juggernaut does not stop for anyone, and things like this get pushed down as hearsay and lies, and we doubt this little piece of news will stick, such is the force of the push to get Mrs. Clinton elected.

As mentioned many times before, nothing can change the result of the election, and these tiny scraps are mere fodder for the eternally bored watchers.

So Which Are the Best Online UK Casinos?

It’s hard to find the right online casino where offers come quick and you can get a great pay day.

Pretty much all online casinos give you a sweet bonus for depositing your cash, but which ones go the extra mile and have the best games on their servers and the best payout percentages?

Well, all you need to do is check out this comprehensive guide on casinoreviews.co.uk for an informed unbiased viewpoint.

If you’re looking for safe licensed betting, online slots that can make you a millionaire or you’re a beginner and appreciate guidance, all will be catered for in this detailed analysis.

There are many variables in choosing the right online casino, and the guide delves into these in intricate detail. What are the bonus offers, is there an online app, what’s the support like, and most importantly is it a secure licensed establishment?

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William Hill has the most games on offer with over 500 slots, and some amazing payout rates.

Bonuses are an ideal incentive to plop your cash on an online casino, but some casinos give you cash or free spins as an option.

You must also consider the RTP (Return to Player) and these are calculated in percentages. These percentages are generally calculated over a long period of time and not on any single game. So, it is definitely prudent to keep a look out for the RTP.

Additionally, you must consider the layout of the site. Is it easy to access information and games? Some casino sites are so cluttered with graphics and games that you don’t know where to look. This ultimately confuses the punter, but may be a bonus for the casino who play on these factors. If it’s user friendly, that’s definitely a bonus.

If you’re playing live streaming games, such as poker, you’re going to need a good connection on your end, but most importantly the casino should have good enough server/s, back end, to deal with the bandwidth. You don’t want to be in a position where you are about to win a hand, and the casino goes tits up on their streaming.

Safety

UK casinos must adhere to the strictest licensing rules anywhere in the world, and this is why they are the most reliable operators. You can rest assured, if you’re dealing with a UK online casino it is regulated to the hilt, and not only adhering to the rules but in its online security. If you are not seeing an https, close your account and go elsewhere.

Online casinos are all about winning, having fun while you’re winning, and carrying on even if you get a few losses. You just need a good system, stick to it, and soon enough you’ll see your bank balance bloating with enough cash to take a trip to Vegas in a yacht to carry on doing the same.

All in all, UK casinos are a very safe bet when it comes to gambling, whether you’re a dabbler or a professional.

 

Putin: “I Did Not Give the Order to Shoot Down MH17 Killing 298 Innocent People”

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Russian president, and arch nemesis of the West, Vladimir Putin, has denied any direct involvement of the shooting down of Malaysia Airlines MH17 passenger jet over Russian held territory in Donetsk, Ukraine on July 17th 2014.

“I told my deputy, the Russian BUK missile launcher must be returned to Russia after it shoots down the plane or he will have to file a lost property ticket, and those launchers don’t come cheap. It’s on his head. I don’t think his meagre pay packet could cover the cost if anything happened to it.

“All we had to do once the operation was complete is deny all knowledge and blame the Ukrainians. The fact that the air disaster recovery team found shrapnel embedded deep in the fuselage coming from a Russian BUK missile is neither here nor there. That’s their problem, not ours.

“So, why did we kill 298 innocent people in a commercial jet in cold blood? Why not? Russians do not have to give reasons for anything. We do this, we do that, and if you get in our way, we do more bad things. That’s war comrade.”

In addition to Putin and his cronies denying any involvement, no one will ever be brought to justice for the vile crime of blowing up a passenger jet with innocent women and children onboard.

As for the West, they’re too scared to do anything about it, a typical sordid end to the whole putrefying episode.

Football is Corrupt? Do Catholic Bears Sh*t in the Vatican?

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Over the past few days, thanks to the Daily Telegraph, we’ve been getting the profound news that the institution of football is a corrupt one, with bungs left right and centre, brown envelopes stuffed with dodgy money, and England managers so greedy that a £3 million pay packet is not enough for a little bung here or there.

In other news, the pope has a propensity to cover up stories of paedophilia in the Catholic church, bears like to defecate in the woods, and African Americans like to riot.