Forget the Rolling Bones, the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle is bringing out a new album called “Exile on Meghan Street”
Some of the controversial tracks in the rocking album include “Pass the Wind”, a song written lovingly about Prince Philip, and “Rip this Balmoral Joint” as well as the amazing “Frogmore Blues”.
Prince Harry, who plays the bongos and one string on the guitar on the album believes it could be a seasonal hit with the Queen who is rather upset that his wifey has snubbed the Sandringham Christmas traditional jaunt because Meghan says it is “too demanding”.
“Yah, Meghan taught me how to hit the bongos. See, you hit it with one hand, then in a sort of rhythmic fashion hit it with the other. Look it makes a sound ‘bong!’, and on the guitar I play the low E string, the thick one at the bottom. Not sure what these metal lines are across the guitar but I can play one string. Yippee!”
Exile on Meghan Street is an album that does not tell of dodging the tax man à la the Bones, but of exile from royal duties, which Meghan detests with a vengeance.
“I come from sunny LA. Britain is a miserable grey shit hole where they have this thing called a stiff upper lip. I am a leftist who hates colonialism, and the British people suck ass. Fuck this royal shit, I have demanded that Prince Harry rejects royalty, and we go and live in some McMansion in Beverly Hills, of course on the British taxpayers dime.”
The album will be released by Frogmore Recordings on December 24th priced at a mere $465,000 and all proceeds will go to Meghan Markle’s handbag fund. Available at all good record stores that are still around.
All digital printers in Kent encounter the same question from countless customers on a daily basis: Which type of printing is best?
It’s a relatively straightforward question, but one that is nonetheless impossible to answer. This is because each and every printing technique has its own unique advantages and disadvantages. Not to mention, appropriate applications and instances where it may be unsuitable for requirements.
Even when it comes to the difference between digital printing and offset printing, it’s impossible to label one as ‘better’ than the other. Instead, it’s a case of considering the properties of both, in order to determine which is more suitable for the job in question.
Offset Printing
Traditional offset printing is a tried, tested and trusted printing technique, which uses wet ink and printing plates to press images onto various materials. It’s a more complex, time-consuming and labour-intensive process than most modern forms of printing, which produces results that need plenty of time to dry before finishing.
However, it’s also possible for traditional offset printing methods to produce the highest-quality results of almost any printing technique. If you are planning on producing prints in extensive numbers from a handful of originals, offset printing can also be surprisingly cost-effective.
Let’s take a look at a summary of the pros and cons:
Offset Printing Pros
• Exceptional image quality that is consistent and reliable, producing clean and crisp copies no matter how many prints are run off.
• Improved accuracy and balance of colours, facilitated by custom colours being mixed for every job to deliver more accurate results.
• Offset printing can produce exceptional results on the vast majority of materials and mediums.
• If you are planning a particularly large volume job, offset printing could be the most affordable printing method of all.
Offset Printing Cons
• Typically too expensive and labour-intensive to be used where just a few copies are needed.
• It takes quite a long time to set everything up and get the process underway, therefore may not be suitable for more urgent printing jobs.
• If any imperfections are allowed to creep into the equation, they can be far more difficult and costly to correct, compromising the quality of every copy produced.
Digital Printing
The standard go-to for the vast majority of requirements these days, digital printing replaces traditional hard copies with electronic files. Absolutely any type of digital image whatsoever can be used to produce as few or as many copies as necessary, often at highly competitive prices. It’s also quicker and easier to make edits and alterations to the master image, before going ahead and producing any copies.
However, some would argue (and perhaps quite rightly) that digital printing can never quite replicate the quality or colour fidelity of offset printing.
Once again, let’s take a closer look at the primary pros and cons of digital printing:
Digital Printing Pros
• Significantly faster to set up and get underway than offset printing, for reduced overall turnaround times.
• The elimination of wet ink and water eliminates the risk of variations, ensuring every copy is identical.
• Digital printing offers unbeatable value for money where low volume jobs are concerned, or one-off prints required.
• Edits can be made to the master image along the way quickly, easily and at no extra cost, should any variations on the original be required.
Digital Printing Cons:
• As mentioned above, digital printing is quite capable of replicating the same quality or colour fidelity as that of traditional offset printing.
• Digital printing is also not compatible with as many different types of materials and mediums as the offset method.
• Large-volume jobs can be significantly more expensive with digital printing, though lower volume jobs are considerably cheaper.
If you’re still struggling to decide which way to go, speak to a professional printing house in Kent, like highly successful Digilab, to discuss your requirements in more detail. Though before doing so, it’s worth considering the following to help determine your ideal printing method:
1. How many copies are you intending to print?
2. Are you looking at a strict deadline or do you have time to play with?
3. Is the quality of the print or overall cost-effectiveness your priority?
4. What types of materials are you intending to print on and in what quantities?
5. Is it likely you will need to edit the original image along the way?
Answer these questions and you’ll find it much easier to choose between offset printing and digital printing. If in doubt, speak to a professional printing house for more information on both options.
Hard left members of the Democrat party are crying out for the death penalty when President Donald Trump is impeached.
Nancy Pelosi is hounded every ten minutes by the Squad (aka the four congresswomen of the apocalypse), Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts and Rashida Tlaib of Michigan.
“As soon as Trump is impeached he should be paraded down Capitol Hill in an orange jumpsuit to complement his skin complexion. He will be in chains, and all us Democrats will be crowding him laughing and joking. That’s before he is immediately taken to the electric chair and fried like a fat chipolata,” a jubilant Ocasio-Cortez snorted.
Ilhan Omar, the Somali part of the Squad chimed in jovially suggesting that Trump should be treated the way Infidel Americans are treated in her beloved Mogadishu: “First we tie them up, then we beat them with sticks, then we stone them, then we hang the American swines up on a pole before burning them. Allahu Akbar!”
“We could get our ANTIFA friends, to take Trump and parade him through the streets of Berkeley before they all jump on him and take him apart,” Rashida Tlaib, added, cackling like a jackal.
As for, Ayanna Pressley, she simply suggested that Trump should be treated like a ‘slave boy’ in the deep South, strung up and lynched on a tree and left there to rot.
The Canadian gambling industry is quite prosperous and flourishing because Canada has quite favourable conditions for both land based and online casino gaming. Even though Canadian laws vary from one province and territory to another, in general, it’s absolutely legal to participate in different gambling activities across Canada and even play in offshore online casinos that accept gamblers from Canada. According to the statistical data retrieved from the CGA (Canadian Gaming Association) official website, over 37% of Canadians are engaged in different gambling activities. Moreover, 40% of Canadian gamblers are engaged in gambling activities once or twice a week, 20% play every month, and 26% gamble every 2-5 months. So, as you can see gambling is quite popular in Canada and there are many Canadian gamblers who play in the top offshore online casinos. That’s why we find it essential to share with you more interesting and useful details that will definitely help you to understand the overall gambling situation in the state and find a really good website out of so many available options for Canadian gamblers.
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People who build homes on floodplains or even worse live in them, could build docks in their driveways for boats to be used for daily use, the Environment Agency has revealed.
“If you want to go to your local chippy or to the pub for a pint, all you need to do is swim to the dock, get in your boat and you’ll be as happy as Larry, even though your home will be under six feet of water,” Martin Fisher, an Environment Agency spokesman told the BBC on Monday.
Building homes on floodplains is not only foolish and a statement of greed by irresponsible property developers, but a testament to the utter folly of government agencies who are meant to protect the public.
“Here, listen to this. I am going to sell you a property on a floodplain that you will not be able to insure, to sell, or live in. Thank you for your money,” a jubilant Lincolnshire estate agent said to one poor sucker out house hunting.
It’s all okay though. The local councils where these properties are built on floodplains are adamant that the idea of each ruined property having a dock for a boat will solve the problem.
Barney Fiddle, a councillor for Doncaster council in Fishlake said: “I think the clue is in the name of this floodplain, er..it’s called Fishlake. What more clues do you need before building a home in this area?”
Fear of Missing Out (FOMO) is real folks. Every day people all over the world are concerned that they are missing out on the best events, deals, trends and much, much more. It’s a shortcut to a life of stress and anxiety and that is never a good thing is it?
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Khabib Nurmagomedov is, without a doubt, the most impressive fighter in MMA right now. The Russian Eagle still hasn’t lost a single fight, and the way he trashes his opponents, it appears that he isn’t going to any time soon.
Nurmagomedov recently got back in the octagon, after almost one year of absence caused by the incidents after his bout with Conor McGregor. Back then, at the UFC 229, he defeated the Notorious, who is now desperate for a rematch with the Russian. McGregor is doing all sorts of things to attract Khabib’s attention, but for now, the champion is not buying any of the stuff the Irishman is doing.
According to the bookmakers, if there would be such an event, the current titleholder would be a massive favourite to defeat his controversial rival once again. Odds on Khabib’s win right now are 2/7, while Connor’s success stands at 3/1. The odds are changing on a daily basis, and you can track them at UFC betting UK, along with all other offers for the upcoming events. Back at the UFC 229, Nurmagomedov’s triumph was 3/5, and Conor’s at 7/5, making the gap much smaller. It appears that the bookies trust the champ more than before.
The reason for such a big difference between the two fighters is the fact that Khabib is in the training process, while on the other side, McGregor didn’t fight ever since his loss. The Russian defeated Dustin Poirier at the UFC 242 in Saudi Arabia, in another event, which he entered as a heavy favourite. Odds on his success were at 1/4, while Poirier’s sensation was priced at 13/4.
Unlike McGregor, who still doesn’t know the name of his next rival, the lightweight champion is in talks with several challengers who are willing to meet him. Among those names, two are especially intriguing – Tony Ferguson and Georges St. Pierre.
The latter one is a long-time wish of the Russian, who publicly admitted that on several occasions. St. Pierre was one of the best fighters ever seen in the octagon, but he is in retirement, and it is hard to believe that the Canadian might come back and risk his legacy against a ferocious and a much younger fighter who is at his peak.
As for the fight with Ferguson, this sounds more reasonable. According to some of the sources, the two sides already began negotiating the terms, and it is said that the bout might happen in March or April 2020. The venue of the contest should be Moscow, even though many believed it would be New York. Whether is that because of the ongoing Impeachement process against President Trump who is a big fan of MMA we don’t know, but the Russian fans will have a chance to see a huge spectacle
In both cases, Khabib is a favourite, as you might guess. Against St. Pierre, his win is priced at 1/4. GSP’s victory is 3/1. The gap is a bit thinner against Ferguson, who is maybe the only guy able to restrain Nurmabomedov. But then again, the bookies don’t see it like that. The Russian Eagle to win is 1/2, while Ferguson’s upset is valued with 2/1. Recently one more name emerged to the surface, Nate Diaz. The younger of Nate brothers is back after three years, and his presence immediately drew the attention. However, he, too is an underdog against the champion. Khabib is 1/6 to win, while Diaz’s victory sits at 7/2.
Humans have been living in tiny cages in places like Hong Kong for decades, but now capsule living is coming to the West.
This is where the human race is gearing towards simply due to over breeding, where space is now at a premium, and finite resources are being completely depleted from the earth.
“We are now indoctrinating young people to be happy to live in tiny capsules. This is an unfortunate symptom of over breeding and little or no planning for the future of the planet,” a lecturer at UCLA revealed.
Overpopulation only creates misery for all aspects of life and nature, as humans encroach on natural habitats, they displace the natural world. Unfettered breeding by populations that cannot afford to have children creates a vicious cycle of poverty, pollution and terrorism amongst the disenfranchised.
There is nothing good to say about overpopulation, and if the earth is to survive the next 40 years, there will have to be a vast reduction in numbers otherwise the entire human race will face an extinction event. If the upper estimate of species numbers is true – that there are 100 million different species co-existing with us on our planet – then between 10,000 and 100,000 species are becoming extinct each year.
To make people happy to live in tiny capsules, is a triumph in indoctrination, such is the strength of the techniques utilised by the current controllers.
Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way round, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise. People in the West today are so malleable and obedient that they follow orders with exquisite subservience.
We even see today’s Western university students actively protesting against human freedoms, and celebrating their own censorship, such is the dumbed down nature of a generation that has been heavily controlled through Sovietized indoctrination techniques utilised by the education systems.
After living in capsules, what will there be left? Naturally, the progression may well delve into voluntary euthanasia, or maybe compulsory. How about eating insects, and maggots for protein? This is already being touted by the controllers for the malleable youth, to a future of happy munching of bugs and worms to save the planet. Naturally, those at the top of the pyramid will be dining on fine gourmet not available to the masses in the future.
If these idiotic morons only cast their eyes to the developing nations and third world, where the real problem of overpopulation and pollution is really occurring, they would see for themselves that places like China and India are the real problem, yet they dare not utter a word for fear of being politically incorrect.
The West and developed nations, in their liberal socialist stupor can only be deemed as useless in the fight to save the planet, instead of acting with haste, they are caught in their own self-importance and politically correct ineptitude.
In other words — we’re all fucked because of these idiots.
This is one car which most guys would drag their balls over a mile of broken glass to own, and drive. The symmetry and curves on this beast are a testament to Italian engineering and style encapsulating the 1950s and 60s. The tailored trim interior, immaculately stitched, the futuristic cockpit instruments, the purring V8, the streamlined curves that could easily be found on a space ship in the year 3000.
“Usually when I see a Ferrari, it’s like, yeah, it’s a Ferrari, but when I saw this car, my eyeballs nearly flew out of my noggin, this thing is a work of art, a Michelangelo, a Da Vinci, and it exemplifies La Dolce Vita to a T, or Sophia Lauren’s erect nips after a fast espresso in the morning,” one man said before sitting down sobbing gently into a tissue.
The Roma, is built on pure elegance and style, but don’t give it to James Bond, as it will surely end up a wreck at the bottom of the river Tiber.
Maranello has outdone itself this time for sure, to guarantee best-in-class performance whilst still retaining the stylistic purity of its bloodline, Ferrari’s engineers developed several leading-edge technologies, most notably a mobile rear spoiler integrated into the rear screen designed to retain the car’s formal elegance when retracted and guarantee enough downforce by automatically deploying at high speeds.
As for the interior, buckle up because you could actually live in here for years without ever getting tired of it, the attention to detail is astounding.
Performance wise, 0 – 100kmh in 3.4 seconds is good enough for any designated driver leaving a bank robbery with 20 million euros of loot in the 345 litre capacity boot.
This monochrome Italian stallion delivers 612bhp between 5750 and 7500rpm, with 591lb ft of torque between 3000 and 5750rpm and a top speed over 200kmh.
Driving the Ferrari Roma is an exquisite loin pleasing pleasure with five drive modes, and a Ferrari Dynamic Enhancer function that can control the yaw angle of the car by hydraulically adjusting the brake pressure.
If travelling with a suitable female in the passenger seat, be sure to put a thick towel down before she gets in, as her laced knickers will soon swim with the sheer enthusiasm of the trip back to your place for a coffee.
At a cool starting price of £175,000 ($225,327) the Ferrari Roma is certainly affordable for the rich. If you’re poor though, you’re poo out of luck unless you win the lottery or rob a bank without getting caught — the last point, we do not suggest you do.
Fans of the modern libertine, Pete Doherty are frankly quite amazed and astounded that their hero, Pete Doherty is still alive.
“Yah, it’s totally amazing! He’s probably done more heroin and Charlie than Keef, and been chucked in prison more times than I can remember, plus he lives a squalid lifestyle that would make a tramp envious,” one fan quipped at a memorial service to another year lived by Doherty.
To define Doherty as a rock star is probably too ambitious, he is more well described as a fucked up NME pop starlet, as his songs do not have an ounce of ballsy rock in them, but are more akin to the jarring jangly tuneless emanations of a cat mewling in pain after it has been partially run over by a car.
Doherty’s chosen abode has become the sleazy environs of some Bohemian Parisian district where he delights the French with his bad poetry and entertains the crowds by squirting his rancid blood across the walls of his wrecked rented bijoux apartment whilst stabbing another overused vein.
Parisian fashion designers view the urine and vomit stained clothes of Doherty as an inspiration, an artistic jump into the days of Rimbaud and Baudelaire. Some even have gone to great lengths to recreate Doherty’s fashion sense.
Escaping from the constant harassment in Britain in the noughties, Doherty made a beeline to Paris where he thought he could escape the rozzers, and get more recognition. Sadly, his karma has caught up with him, and once again he’s getting arrested, this time by his French friends, the gendarmerie.
Could Doherty’s long life be down to a bit of fakery? Exuding an outward image of a piss artist yet secretly indulging in a macrobiotic diet and an extensive exercise program?
We will never know, mes amis, but until that time, here is to a long life for monsieur Doherty.
