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Why Web Agencies Need to Ditch the Drivel

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Talking to web agencies about a website project can be a challenging minefield of complicated jargon. Does the average punter know their CMYK from their RGB? And UX from UI (- from IA)?

Designers have elevated jargon to an art form with unintelligible and sometimes unintentionally comical pronouncements. They use words like “differentiation”, “touchpoints” and “behaviours”. They twist language into gobbledegook like “direct unequivocal propositions”, “convergent tangible context” and “competitive brandscape analysis”. And they give free rein to puffed-up nonsense like “brand is not a product; it is the product’s source, its meaning and its direction, and it defines its identity in time and space”. Everything they do is getting lost in a confusion of words.

So why do they do this? Clients are looking for a web designer. They’re not looking for a guru, or a sensei, or a warrior, or an overlord. They just want a designer. Preferably one who isn’t going to make them feel stupid if they don’t understand the difference between rhythm and hierarchy or if they need it explained why a red and black colour scheme might not be the best idea for a nursery website. The trouble is designers have an inability to see past their egotistical desires as a designer, and realise that no business cares that much about ‘pixel perfect design’ they just want something that looks good and works.

Koreti 2 web agenciesThe public sometimes has a dim view of web designers. They are not always taken seriously and are looked at as pixel pushers, or a bunch of computer nerds living in their parents’ basements. Designers are pretentious because design is not always highly valued by many, and it is looked upon as a simple profession that is so easy that anybody with a computer can do it. Because the barriers to entry are so low there are many designers out there using the title but with no actual experience, education or skills to speak of, they just know photoshop. Some designers are from this category, and they want to make themselves out to be smarter than they are.

And on top of this, when dealing with clients it is important to make them feel like they have got value for money. Sometimes a design can look very easy to a non-designer, they do not recognise the amount of work that goes into researching and designing some visual graphic, all they see is the end result which could to them look very basic. (think the Nike tick for example). And if a client is paying thousands of pounds for a logo, they want to feel like their money has been well spent. Most, if not all designers, would not be ashamed to ‘gild the lily’ when talking with a client just to reassure them that they made the right choice in commissioning the designer.

Creative industries thrive on a diversity of ideas, and those ideas can’t be included if people don’t know what they’re talking about. By just spouting jargon that clients don’t understand, the web designer is not going to engage properly with the client. Not only that, but some purposefully use jargon in order to intentionally keep other people out. By speaking in terms that the average person doesn’t understand, it is cutting them out of the conversation. The web designer hides behind jargon out of insecurity. This is because jargon tricks us into thinking that those who use it convincingly can do anything. So, it should be down to the client to pick a designer who speaks in plain English and doesn’t need to hide behind the jargon.

Some web design agencies are fighting back against the tide. Alan Jenkins of Quadrant2Design said “We started Quadrant2Design for one simple reason; we had enough of the nonsense from web agencies, and we knew there was a better way. Our mantra is simple No Nonsense, No Jargon, Just Great Sites for “real” businesses. We have found that many businesses are crying out for a web design and development service that is clear and obvious from pricing, through to design and development and ongoing maintenance”. Let’s hope that where they go, others will follow.

Best Quick Games for When You’re Pressed With Time

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Gaming is currently one of the most popular sources of entertainment. This immersive medium allows us to jump into different worlds and explore lands of fantasy, action, and mystery like no other has before it. While all of this can make for an incredible experience, most games today require players to invest a lot of time to progress through the levels. This can be a bit of a bummer for those of us that have hectic lives and can only squeeze in a couple of minutes here and there. Luckily, some quick games offer a solution, and here are a few of them.

Casino Games

Casino games are classics that never seem to go out of style, which is why their digital versions are now crushing it in the online world. With the help of a top-tier online casino Canada, it’s easy to enjoy a few rounds of Poker, Blackjack, or a couple of minutes on the slots whenever you want, wherever you want. Their quick gameplay makes them a great option for casual players that don’t have a lot of free time to spare, while their complexity keeps them interesting no matter how many times you give them a shot.

Of the many games you’ll find populating the lobbies of these websites, slots are currently most people’s go-to’s. The reason for this is simple – modern slots follow traditional video game patterns. They come in all popular game genres, including fantasy, horror, and action, meaning there’s something out there for everyone.

Mobile MOBAs

Most of you are probably surprised to see MOBAs on this list. While immensely action-packed, these games often run matches that can last anywhere between forty minutes to an hour. For a busy person, this doesn’t exactly scream casual. Luckily, most MOBAs on mobile offer the perfect solution to this. Just like their PC counterparts, mobile MOBAs sport great and versatile gameplay. What does differentiate them from PC MOBAs is the length of an average match. Since these games have been adapted to fit the mobile platform, matches don’t usually last more than 20 minutes!

Mobile MMORPGs

Here’s another genre of games that’s been offering casual gamers a top-notch experience on mobile. MMORPGs are notorious for dragging on for hours. Once you start a task such as a dungeon raid, quest, or PVP-related activity, it’s hard to get out of it for at least a while unless you want to get punished for it by the system. Once again, mobile’s focus on making gaming more casual worldwide takes care of this problem. On mobile, many of these activities last significantly shorter or offer the option to be completed automatically by the game’s AI.

While some players might find this off-putting, it can be an insanely helpful feature, especially when something unplanned interrupts your gameplay. Instead of exiting the game in the middle of a raid and risking getting banned, you can take care of your business while the AI takes care of you.

Shooting Games

Here’s a solution that works great practically across all platforms. While this mainly applies to first-person shooter games, most online shooting games, in general, boast quick matches. What’s even better, if you have to leave the game before it ends, you often aren’t punished for it as severely as you would with other types of online games. There are a ton of great shooting games on PC, console, and mobile right now, but if you’re aiming to give your gaming PC a run for its money, here are a few you shouldn’t miss.

Psychiatrist: “Harry is Projecting His Mental Illness onto Audience and Father”

Dr. Hubert Wilkins, a prominent psychiatrist from the Wilhelm Institute in Geneva, Switzerland, was asked to analyse the recent public outbursts of former British royal, Harry.

“Analysing the recent outburst of Harry, it is safe to state that the former prince is projecting his own mental illness and internal denial mechanisms onto others, namely his father Prince Charles, his grandmother and deceased grandfather. What we define as projection are the elements of thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings that cannot be accepted as one’s own which are consolidated by being placed in the outside world and attributed to someone else. All projections elicit counter-projection when the object is unconscious of the quality projected upon it by the subject. Thus, what is unconscious in the recipient will be projected back onto the projector, precipitating a form of mutual representational enactment.

“During his latest outburst Harry is quoted as saying: ‘There’s no blame. But certainly when it comes to parenting, if I have experienced some kind of pain or suffering because of the pain or suffering that perhaps my father, or my parents had suffered, I’m going to make sure I break that cycle, so I don’t pass it on.’ He starts off with the words ‘There’s no blame’ but goes on to blame his father and other royals immediately after that statement. Harry also states that the ‘pain’ he attributes to others should not be transferred to his own children, however what he is doing by publicly speaking about his mental pain is actually going to affect his children in the future when they can read. Rather hypocritically, he is actually doing what he just blamed on his own father and grandparents, but in a worse manner, to millions of listeners worldwide. One can only conclude that his motivation is not as he states, in protecting his children, but of sheer vengeance, and narcissistic retaliation projected upon his relatives.

“Harry is most certainly a person with a split narcissistic schizoid personality, as the evidence presents itself. Whatsmore, projection is more commonly found in narcissistic personality disorder or borderline personality disorder. Harry does display elements of schizophrenic psychosis, which does come to explain some of the dualistic personality traits he seems to exhibit.

“Harry’s mental illness is however treatable and manageable. He states that he is getting help for his various psychiatric disorders, possibly through extensive therapy and drug treatment. I would go further to suggest that Harry should be chaperoned by medically trained staff on a daily basis, as a means to not only protect himself, but others he comes into contact with. Furthermore, outbursts on radio programmes and television only damage Harry’s already fragile mental state, and he should not display his mental illness as a badge of honour just to be vindictive to others with his projection, or to gain sympathy for his narcissism.”

The Biden Hologram Can Only Watch as Israel and Gaza Go to War

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The flickering holographic image of Biden stutters and bumbles, its AI is not designed for this sort of scenario, the top of the range hologram is not quite the technological marvel just yet.

“Where President Trump was a solid guy who actually stood for something, Biden is a hologram, a ghost, with no discernable qualities, just a heavily scripted malfunctioning robot that stutters badly, projecting uncertainty and discord. Under President Trump’s rule, none of this Israeli Gaza conflict would have happened,” a Capitol Hill observer commented.

Who is behind the Biden hologram?

According to tech experts, it’s the same team who increased the Biden votes artificially on election night.

“Remember on election night when Trump was ahead in those crucial states, when in real time, there was a sudden surge of millions Biden ballots. It was in plain sight, and everyone witnessed it, yet the blatant fraud was ghosted by all the major institutions and media. The same team who engineered the fake ballots, are also behind the Biden hologram,” Harry Whitehat, a Silicon Valley tech expert revealed on Friday.

Dodgy Dave Happiness Meter Goes Below Zero

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To see a former prime minister visibly disappear in abject shame on screen was a positive disgrace for the very office of the PM. When he was PM, Dodgy Dave even dreamed up a happiness index, as his aim was to magically make everyone in the country ‘happy’. Well, ironically, during the parliamentary grilling session yesterday into Dave’s dodgy business affairs, it seemed Dodgy Dave’s happiness meter was dipping a little, or a lot, as each painful hit came in wave after wave.

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“It was painful to watch, but to Cameron’s credit he took the hits on his blushing cheeks with gusto, he did not raise his voice once. Dodging this, dodging that, yes, of course you were not motivated by money, yes, you were doing it all for the integrity of business and wanted to help the country, sure you did Dave,” one parliamentary observer revealed over the whole corrupt fiasco.

Naturally the female Labour grillers were the ones who decided to get over emotional, some were visibly appalled that Dodgy Dave was a frequent flier of the company’s private jet to his second mansion in Cornwall.

Here’s to a lost £65 million payday and being disgraced in front of the whole nation and parliament. Hope it was worth it Dodgy Dave?

How Many Times? Suicidal Arabs with No Air Force Try to Fight Israel

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The idiots in Gaza must be suicidal because they are using 19th Century military techniques and equipment against a nation with 21st Century military hardware, and an air force. How many times do these idiots bring upon their own destruction with their low IQs? Okay, these are religious zealots blinded by their trust in god, but even the dumbest religious non-scientific fools would generally realise their position and not commit Hara Kiri by Israeli military supremacy.

It was the same religious non-scientific stupidity with ISIS, they did not have an air force, they did not have command over satellites, they were basically sitting ducks to nations who had those things. All these Arab movements and factions are doomed to failure from the beginning, but these people are too stupid to realise it.

To be blinded by your religion so much is a sure-fire way of falling in the battlefield, because military action is a science, and if you ignore the scientific part like the people in Gaza are doing, then you will reap the wrath of Israeli technical scientific military might on your head.

Is there anyone in Gaza right now – a place which is being systematically flattened by Israeli military might – who has a fucking brain cell between them to realise the futility of their actions of firing a bunch of dumb firework rockets at Tel Aviv?

You need a fucking air force, and we have said it time and time again, yet these cave men still do not get it. Without an air force, you will lose, and time and time again — you will lose!

How To Achieve Everything You Want In Life

Many people misinterpret the answer to the question of how to achieve everything you want in life – they want to do nothing and land on millions of dollars. But they forget that anything, even being an Instagram influencer or winning on one of the https://casinosnotongamstop.info/ requires not only a fair share of luck! This also is a daily process, consisting of hard work, dedication, changing the mindset, and being highly goal-oriented.

Change your mindset

Change your life should be begun with changing your mindset. Start thinking goal-oriented, like, what do I do to achieve my goal? How and when do I do it? What results should I receive? Using what resources, connections, or anything else will I be striving to achieve it?
Also, deprive yourself of gloomy and self-deprecating thoughts. Yes, we all would like to be depressed for a while but achieving anything is all about a positive attitude and tons of internal energy, which is complete opposition to the state of being depressed.

Believe in yourself

Believing in your desire to win and the ability to keep going no matter what (if only you’re not dead) is one of the ultimately important things if you want to have some good answer for the question of how to achieve everything in life.

Work hard and don’t be lazy

Get up early, work extra hours, do better than people usually do, and constantly be aspiring to find out something interesting and motivating to keep your interest in achieving a goal high.

Going for your goals is daily work and it is so much more than just ‘doing a job’!

Focus on self-development

Rather than focusing on a goal, focus on self-development that’s required to discover everything about achieving this goal. Thus, you will gain fantastic knowledge, which can create tangible opportunities in reaching your goal. Change your thinking from getting from point A to point B into a fascinating journey of getting to point B. And this fascination will itself push you further.

Change your surroundings

You can’t be effective if folks around you are gloomy. And you can’t evolve when the ‘crabs in the net’ drag you down with their claws each time you want to get out. To start changes, change everything around you first.

Reaching goals is a multi-faceted journey, full of self-education, devotion to work, and inevitable fails, which give you experience. But you are the only one on whom you may rely while achieving goals, as nobody will do for you better than you do yourself.

SNP: Repeating Supposed Generational Referendums on a Whim is NOT Democracy

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Referendums are meant to be offered to the public as ‘once in a generation’ votes, and that means within a period of 30-40 years.

The Scottish vote of Independence was held on 18 September 2014 saw Scotland vote to remain part of the United Kingdom (UK), with 55% voting against the proposal for Scotland to become an independent country and 45% voting in favour. The UK survived the vote thanks to some clever tactics.

Nicola Sturgeon herself, at the time was quoted as saying that the ‘eu referendum was a once in a generation opportunity for Scottish independence’ and said she would respect the result of the vote whatever it was. You can’t just keep repeating votes until you get the answer you want.

If referendums are repeated ad infinitum simply because the losing side does not like the answer of the vote, then referendums are not democratic, because they are votes completed until the side that wants their result to come up eventually materialises.

If the Scots are allowed to have another referendum for independence in 2021, since the 2014 referendum, then who is going to stop another referendum for anything else, including the EU referendum so close in date to each other?

Breaking up Britain is one of the major focuses of the EU, as a punishment for leaving the Soviet bloc, and Sturgeon has regular briefings with EU Commission operatives, and EU technocrats regarding breaking off Scotland from the United Kingdom union. Furthermore, it is in the interests of Britain’s enemies to divide Britain, to weaken it economically as a whole Union.

If Scotland tries to break away from the UK by abusing referendums, this could be construed as a military matter, and a matter of national security. In this respect, the military could be utilised to dispel any further rebellion from the agitators and separatists, viewing them as terrorists. Once the country is stabilised, a parliament that reflects the United Kingdom as a more broad representation could be installed in Scotland. Politics aside, democracy would be temporarily wavered in a time of internal war, then re-instated after Scotland has stabilised.

 

New Age Gaming Trends With the Potential to Stick Around

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It’s no secret that the gaming industry is currently one of the most profitable ones in the world. Most people enjoy some downtime with a fun game, and with a user base in the billions, it’s easy to see that gaming is currently an insanely popular hobby that’s dominating worldwide! When anything becomes that big, it’s only natural for trends to start taking root. While most of these trends come and go pretty quickly, here are a few new-age gaming trends that have the potential to stick around and send big waves of change across the world of gaming!

Real Money Games

While most people pushed it aside in the past, real money gaming has always been a massive part of the industry. These days, it’s hard to ignore entertaining titles in the casino scene as they’ve reached a level of popularity that exceeds many Triple-A games! The reason for the success of casino games is a result of many factors. Mainly, it’s been prompted by online casinos and their growth. If you visit a reputable online casino UK right now, you’ll find that it has all the trademarks of premium entertainment.

First off, these places have enough variety to suit everyone’s tastes. From themed slots in every genre imaginable to classic table games like Poker and Blackjack, they cover all bases. Second, they’re insanely convenient. Players can access these games through any platform that supports an internet connection. Third, the quality of casino games never misses the mark. With all of this on their side, we doubt casino games are going away anytime soon.

Rise of Female Gamers

It might not sound right, but throughout its history, gaming has mainly been aimed at men. From sexist themes in popular video games to toxic cultures that practically force women into hiding their identity in online lobbies, the world of gaming hasn’t always been the most welcoming for females. Thankfully, things are starting to change. More and more women are taking charge in the gaming scene, proving that they’re not only good but often better than men in many games!

While we couldn’t be happier that video games are changing to fit a better representation of women, there are still disparities in the industry when work is in question. Women are still massively underrepresented in the game development workforce, with men making up a majority of video game designers, developers, and writers. With the interest in female gaming increasing drastically, we hope to see more female voices behind the scenes too, and we don’t doubt we will!

Gaming on Mobile

It’s easy to overlook mobile gaming given its reputation as somewhat of a meme among the mainstream gaming community. Surprisingly enough, even though mobile has been the butt of many jokes over the years, it’s reached immense amounts of success! It’s easy to say that the mobile gaming platform didn’t offer much in the past, but saying that today just seems ridiculous! With mobile tech reaching new heights, many mobile games are now comparable to PC smash hits!

Combined with the top-notch quality we can see in popular mobile releases on platforms like Android, the portable nature of mobile makes it a powerhouse! The convenience of being able to play your favourite games anytime, anywhere gives mobile an edge that most other platforms lack, which is why many big-name developers have been shifting their focus towards it recently. The age of mobile gaming is only just beginning, and we wouldn’t be surprised if mobile gaming is the next big thing!

Must-Have Classic Items For Every Woman’s Wardrobe

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Trends come and go, but there are certain classic items that will last for a lifetime. This is particularly true with women’s luxury fashion, making it easier to build a sustainable wardrobe without the worry of pieces going out of style. Without further ado, let’s take a look at some of these must-have classic items.

1. Little Black Dress

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A fashion staple since the 1920s, the iconic LBD became famous thanks to Coco Chanel. The first step to finding your perfect dress is knowing your body type and picking an adequate silhouette to suit. For a timeless piece, pick a dress of a semi-modest length and a higher neckline. In this way, transitioning from day to nightwear will only require a change of accessories.

2. White Button-Up Shirt

Borrowed from the boys, the white button-up shirt is easy to pair with pant suits and pencil skirts for a flawless business look, but also with washed jeans or glam skirts for a trendy casual occasion. To take the whole button-up concept to a new level, pick a shirt made of a luxe material, like silk, satin, or viscose.

3. Black Blazer

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A structured blazer works like a charm on any outfit, from tee and shorts to a pants suit or pencil skirt. If your wardrobe has no blazer, start your blazer collection with a fitted longer one. If that’s covered, add up a cropped and oversized style, too. When all styles are covered in black, you can start playing with colours and patterns until you own all the blazers you love.

4. Light Cardigan

A classic item that often gets overlooked; the light cardigan is one of the most versatile clothes you can have in your wardrobe. This item serves a multitude of purposes, from keeping you warm on a chill night to adding glam to an otherwise casual outfit. You can pick from different lengths, colours, and textures, but start with a tan, mid-length one for the most versatility.

5. Black or Grey Pencil Skirt

Classy and elegant, the pencil skirt is a must for business purposes. Whether you wear it at the office or for a corporation event, rest assured you’ll look prepared and professional. There aren’t many rules when it comes to choosing the right skirt, but black or grey are timeless colours – they also match with pretty much any blouse or button-up shirt.

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6. Pumps

Pumps provide a great way to dress with elegance while remaining comfortable at the same time. Perfect for day-to-day life, team designer pumps with skinny or leather jeans for the ultimate staple outfit. If embellished with diamantes or studs, you could even transition your pumps into evening wear.

7. Tan Trench Coat

Trench coats are the autumn and early spring alternative to a light cardigan. Wear them with jeans and a white tee or over a business suit for best effect. We recommend getting a tan trench coat, as tan is a neutral colour that pairs well with everything. Furthermore, trench coats look amazing with boots, pumps, flats, and trainers alike.

8. Classic Jeans

The latest fashion trends talk about baggy boyfriend jeans and mom jeans. But, if you’re looking for a design that’ll never go out of style, skinny jeans are a must-have. Opt for a black pair and dark blue pair to begin with; these two types of jeans can pair up with a magnitude of different blouses for simple yet put-together looks.

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9. Simple Flats

Pumps are an essential item in every woman’s wardrobe, but so are simple flats. From ballerina shoes to loafers, you have dozens of classic styles to choose from. Leather shoes are your best choice, but you can also opt for canvas or suede. As for the colours, pick classic shades like black, beige, or navy. These shades will go with most outfits, preventing the need to buy new shoes every time you buy new clothes.

10. Wrap Dress

Another item all women must have in their wardrobes is a flattering dress, and if you want one to keep forever, that should be a wrap dress. This type of silhouette looks fantastic on all body shapes, and you can wear it for years without worrying about your body changing much. Depending on occasion and time of day, you can pair your dress with white trainers for a casual look or heels and a blazer if you want to create a more sophisticated outfit.
With these ten classic items in your wardrobe, you’ll never feel stuck for outfit choice again. All of these items work well with one another, giving you full freedom to create unique looks with the items you already own!