Kim Jong-un Orders Assassination of North Korean Despotic Leader

PYONGYANG – N. Korea – Communist supreme leader, Kim Jong-un has said that he wants to execute North Korea’s leader for indiscretions and unjust executions.

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“I’ve had enough of this guy, he is going around assassinating everyone!” North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un said during a visit to a shampoo factory in Pyongyang, the capital of the communist country.

The despotic leader then went on a tirade about the injustices this leader had committed, especially with members of his own family.

“He terrible. He fed his own uncle to starving dogs, and had his own half-brother poisoned by a nerve agent that is classified as a weapon of mass destruction. What an awful guy. When I have him executed, he will feel the full wrath of Kim Jong-un,” the leader said about himself.

It is reported that during the tirade, an aide stupidly decided to point out that Kim Jong-un was that despotic leader, and he was simply talking about himself, and wanted to execute his own person.

Needless to say, that aide was executed on the spot.