U.S. Air Strikes on ISIS Seem to be Working

us airstrikes syria

Despite U.S. led air strikes in Syria since August, the Islamic State has tripled their territory

WASHINGTON D.C. – USA – The U.S. air strikes seem to be working because ISIS have tripled their territory since August 2014.


“We send thousands of missiles here and there costing hundreds of thousands of dollars each. It’s not like we can’t afford to do that all the time. Sure we’re hitting derelict buildings and if by chance we hit an Islamic State Jihadi, another ten pop up in their place. It’s like a win win situation, you know we’re gonna win this thing,” vice president, Joe Biden told reporters before falling back asleep on a table top.

President Obama had this to say about the current air strikes on empty buildings situation.

“I gots me two words to say. Go on ax me what they is? Mission Accomplished! Now take that back to the bank and cash it! Stop buggin’ me foo’ go play with some traffic already.”