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Britain Could Seize Kensington and Chelsea if Russia Does Not Leave Ukraine

LONDON - England - Britain's Foreign Secretary, William Hague has threatened further sanctions on Vladimir Putin, this time concerning the Russian Borough of Kensington and Chelsea.

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Foreign Secretary William Hague has threatened Russia with sanctions that could really upset them.

“Britain will have no option but to take back Kensington and Chelsea from Russia. This would have a devastating effect on the Russian mafia and economy, therefore I am urging Putin to do the right thing and leave Ukrainian territory right now,” Hague told the BBC.

Currently, Kensington and Chelsea is a Russian enclave in London that has a large wall around the area, and is guarded by well trained Russian mercenaries. It is not clear how the British government can repatriate the area without the use of tanks.

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