“There is a lot of flooding going on as you can see from the photos of assorted politicians and celebrities posing in flooding photos. We never see them any other time,” a flooded resident of Surrey said from underneath six feet of rain water.
News reporters have been firmly ensconced in rubber dinghies all over the country flooding newspapers with pictures of politicians pointing purposely.
“We had twelve of them in this stretch of flood water yesterday but today haven’t seen any of them. I’m like a wildlife photographer,” a Daily Mail photo journalist revealed in another politician picture special.