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Former Labour Party Member, Rory Stewart is Implant into Tory Party

PENRITH - England - Rory Stewart is not only a rabid remainer, but he is a Labour implant into the Conservative party who will do everything he can to stop Brexit and ruin the Tories from within.

Disgraceful Coked Up Tory MPs Parade Their Illegal Drug Use

LONDON - England - Do we really want to know lurid details about Class-A illegal drug use by Tory MPs vying to be the next prime minister of Britain?

Can the Tories Be Trusted Ever Again After Trying to Subvert...

LONDON - England - In a land where democracy has been subverted and destroyed, can anyone ever trust the Tories or any party ever again?

Confused Theresa May Mixed Up the Words ‘Compromise’ and ‘Surrender’

LONDON - England - Theresa May's out of touch fabricated last speech sums up her premiership of loss and failure.

Squatter Refuses to Leave Number 10

LONDON - England - Number 10 Downing street has been taken over by a wailing squatter, Westminster Council have reported.

Conservative Party to Get Loads of Votes in European Elections

LONDON - England - According to the latest polls the Conservative party will get thousands of votes at the European elections.

Dead Horse Unable to Flog Dead Horse

LONDON - England - Theresa May is a dead horse trying to flog a dead horse of a rehashed deal that no one wants. She will try to push it through parliament for the fourth time in June.

Daily Squib Accurately Predicted Theresa May Would Cry in 1922 Committee...

LONDON - England - Toxic Theresa May, a pitiful wretch devoid of dignity, has survived another 1922 Committee meeting by crying and pleading with the men in grey suits.

Tories Must Keep Toxic Theresa May As PM

LONDON - England - It is important that the destruction of the Tory party continues and toxic Theresa May is kept as PM.

“Why Don’t You Resign? No One Wants You!”

COTSWALDS - England - Local election results released so far show a huge loss of seats for the Tory party across the country. Yet, failure Theresa May still refuses to resign.

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