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John McCain Poker Face Not Working Very Well

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - John McCain's poker face is not as cool as he thinks it is, as he was snapped at an important war meeting deciding the fate of Syria.

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“You gotta do better than that,” President Obama joked as John McCain squirmed in his seat gurning like a cs gassed anti-war protester.

The good news is that Mr McCain won the game he was playing on his iphone, the bad news is he missed what was said at the meeting completely.


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