The two presidential visitors arrived on separate jets straight from their $7 million Martha’s Vineyard rental. Michelle Obama and the kids took another jet for a day trip to Disney Land, costing the taxpayer $42 million, including an entourage of 583 staff.
Speaking at the rodeo event Mr Obama thanked his “redneck friends” for their support during his election campaigns and said he wanted to ride a bucking mule to show his appreciation. The President was greeted with whoops by the awaiting crowd and seemed about as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
One cowboy gave Obama so much praise, a tear was seen streaming from his eye: “Lemme tell you folks, this ain’t my first rodeo, but just because a chicken has wings don’t mean it can fly. The boy’s like a big hat, no cattle. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow. You can put his policies in the oven, but that don’t make them biscuits. Now go on, git!”
President Obama was put on a mule but was not allowed to bring his teleprompter, so he just stayed silent for the duration of the 20 minute visit before being airlifted back to Martha’s Yard Sale.