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New Pope Wants Catholic Church to Invade Falklands

VATICAN CITY - Italy - The new Argentinian pope has vowed to invade the Falkland Isles some time next week, papal sources have revealed.

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“We will mobilise the Catholic church and invade the Falkland Islands. Once we throw the Brits out and their stupid referendum, we will build a miniature copy of St Paul’s Basilica there and put an Argie flag on top of it,” pope Jorge Bergoglio, aka Francis I, told the crowd awaiting his first appearance as pope, Wednesday.

The new pope has spoken of his desire to bring honour to his homeland of Argentina once and for all.

Argentine president, Cristina Kirchner was very happy at the news of the Argentinian pope and celebrated by getting more botox into her swollen rubber lips.

“blabber blibber blubber,” she said to a TV audience from her Buenos Aires presidential mansion.

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  1. jerkoff. Joder a kraut name, is it not. So are you descended from the rats that rafter over here after the collapse of the 1000 yer reich

  2. am glad people find the sacrifice of young lives on both sides so amusing twenty years have gone by and yet people still havnt got the mentality to think what its all about maybe the falklands /malvinas should be given independent status after all 300 miles is hardly nearby to either country those on both sides who argue islands belong to them rather than the islanders them selves should be ashamed and am pretty sure no religion can take the death of so many people for granted time to put away the flags and resolve this in a civilised manner

  3. Lets see how da ingleese with Type 45 Destroyers and Nuclear Subs stop the plague, pestulance, hellfire and damnation to be sent upon them by Papa Frank and his Boss Ja Ja.

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