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Think Tank: “Why Compulsory Sterilization Could Solve Britain’s Problems Instantly”

LONDON - England - A leading think tank has come up with a very effective way of completely eradicating Britain's feral youth problem in one fell swoop, it has revealed in a white paper delivered to parliament this morning.

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The uncontrollable feral youths across Britain could all be forced into compulsory sterilization programs, as an effective solution to Britain’s feral population problem.

The Optimum Population Institute, led by Professor Reginald Cartwright proposes that the feral breeding problem could be eradicated within one or two generations, simply by sterilizing the ‘useless eaters’ and burdens on the welfare system. Once the sterilization program is underway, there will be no need for a welfare system ever again, because the feral scum will have been bred out of the gene pool.

“If you need a licence to drive a car, you should have a licence to have kids. These creatures are breeding like rats even though they cannot afford to look after their kids, or even have the sufficient IQ or education to do so. They are a burden on society and are useless, they do not deserve life let alone breeding more low IQ feral sub-humans into the world. By erasing these people from the gene pool, we are simply cleansing the world of these vermin, who cause untold misery to themselves and others purely by being alive,” the study concluded.

At current levels within the socialist system of Britain, social housing has been built amongst residential areas where humans live. Once the sterilization program is implemented, these eyesores on the landscape would be demolished and replaced with parks and open spaces where everyone can relax and enjoy themselves.

The health service would be freed up of dealing with the feral drunks and druggies that inundate its wards constantly, and they could get back to dealing with people who need treatment for real illnesses once again.

Crime would drop remarkably as the thugs would simply not be around any more, of course, there would be sporadic elements here and there but nothing like now.

Prisons would also be half empty and trillions of pounds would be saved on housing criminals.

The think tank also suggests an independent body separate from government to determine the criteria for breeding licences. The body would be a multi-ethnic, classless, non-political body that would prevent any form of racist agenda by supremacists or otherwise. Families would thus be created purely on merit, affluence, education and would only be allowed to breed after a series of rigorous tests.

During the interim period of sterilization, the feral classes would have to be removed from public view and taken to special holding areas offshore, where they will be entertained and fed until they expire of old age.

Within two generations, once the feral chaotic classes have died off, there would be less misery and populations would be happier.

Britain’s resources could once again be sustainable and there would be plenty of wealth, jobs, pensions and healthcare for everyone.

The British taxpayer would thus save trillions of pounds which would otherwise be wasted on nothing.

“With these people alive, they do nothing for society, they are a burden on everything. They cause untold misery to others and themselves by living. The world will be a lot happier without them,” the professor concluded.

If implemented into law, the legislation for mass sterilization of the feral classes could be completed as early as 2017.

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  1. I would vote for this if there was a general election tomorrow. We need a party that abides by common sense to clean the streets of the crud.

  2. This think tank has come up with a very workable idea, which I am sure will be implemented in one form or another in the near future. There are many variables to the recent violence in the U.K. but I think black gansta culture which is now feeding onto the poor white unemployed sub class is definitely a major cause. The government should eradicate this element, maybe by deportations or censoring black culture from real culture. Jamiacans and afro carribbean peoples are a blight on London especially and they've turned our beautiful capital city into a gangsta ghetto, trenchtown, where shootings and stabbings are a normal daily occurrence and roaming black gangs with baseball bats intimidate normal citizens. We need to realise that black culture incites violence because it was created as an antithesis against white culture. I really do hope that they sterilise the lot of the bastards though, it's the least we could do for them.

  3. Actually bringing children into the world is the most important decision anyone could make so I think people should hve lisence for that. If you need one for driving and marriage it makes sense to get one for kids too. If your not qualified then go back and get qualified or able to support kids. Too many of the worlds troubles ills are caused by irresponsible pple having kids. I agree with the Think Tank and it would improve our world. I read those links and I don't think this is Eugenics it is common sense.

  4. Fully support eh? History lesson!

    It has been thought off and done before, it's Eugenics.


    Germany did it in the 1930's, before that America where doing it in 1907 and also in the UK.

    A film called tomorrow's children or called the Unborn in UK (1934) about a normal girl who had handicapped siblings being forced into sterilization. (easily searchable).

  5. Absolutely amazing idea. The low IQ of some of these feral animals is astounding. They breed like rats though and are flooding our population with violent feral dumb offspring. They have no hope and they are addicted to black rap culture which was created by white men in suits to make negros look like idiots.

    The government should be on a mass sterilization program to clean these feckless scum out of the gene pool forever not pandering to namby pamby community orders.

  6. A long long time ago, when you exported all criminals to Australia it was under the guise of expelling these criminals but under the intention to occupy a landmass by killing its original inhabitants. They are now called "aborigines" and the descendants of these criminals have started hitting you back in the form of Rupert Murdoch and others…. there are no other land masses to send these chav scums.. Why did you people ever allow all those Pakis and Bengalees whose only intention is to "go and multiply" exactly as the Christians did by taking over the whole of US, Australia, New Zealand etc When someone else does this to you, you have a problem, eh??

  7. Best solution to the terrible problem of chav scum and benefits parasites I have seen yet. All we need now is a government with enough balls to implement it. Whoever came up with this is a genius social engineer and could make Britain a place that could actually be liveable again. I can only dream that it will one day happem

  8. I live in North Kensington and what I see around here makes me sick. Some of these people are beyond any help. I hope that one day something like this happens and they are all swept away from the streets. I hope i'm alive to see it happen..

  9. This is the best solution I have seen on any news site. I wish this would happen tomorrow not in 2030 0r 2020

  10. If they did this all over the world especially in Africa and other third world countries there would be less suffering. Mankind is at the brink of extinction because these people are breeding I see these horrendous pictures of starving kids in Africa and I weep there would be no need for that if the parents there stopped breeding needlessly. Why bring children into that part of the world if there is no way to sustain life? These people cannot stop themselves so the only way is to help them by sterilizing them.

  11. I would fully support this it ever came into legislation. Absolutely excellent idea and I'm surprised no one else came up with it earlier. They could've saved us all a great deal of pain and suffering.

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