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Bubba Waiting For Bill Cosby in His Cell

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - Bill Cosby from the Cosby Show has finally been convicted of rape, and now is going to jail.

Good news rarely comes in these days, but when it does, sneeze into your napkin and thank the stars above for finally delivering justice upon Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby will be going to jail hopefully for a long time after being convicted of rape.

The jury in Bill Cosby’s retrial found the TV icon guilty of all three counts of aggravated indecent assault on Thursday for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand at his home in a Philadelphia suburb in 2004.

The 80-year-old comedian faces up to 10 years in prison on each count, but is likely to serve them concurrently.

It has been a long time coming, but America’s Daddy is a rapist and deserves everything he gets.

Already, the jail where Cosby will go is getting ready for their celebrity rapist guest.

San Quentin State Prison, located north of San Francisco is preparing the cell for Bill and is looking forward to his arrival.

“We got a special cell mate for Cosby. His name is Bubba. He is 7’2 weighing 380 lbs. He likes old guys and we in the prison service just look the other way when he wants to get his way. Bubba is already stocking up on lube which he gets from the machine shop where he works,” the prison’s warden, Chuck Mallory told the San Fran Times.

It has been many years in the making, but Mr Cosby has been a slippery customer, justice has a way of rearing its greasy head in between those butt cheeks once in awhile, even with rigged justice systems geared to the advantage of celebrities in the U.S.

Enjoy your stay Dr. Huxtable..

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