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EU Orders Greece Name Change

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The head of the EU's Central Bank, Jean-Claude Trichet, has ordered that Greece forfeits their name as well as their sovereign status.

“From now on the former country of Greece will only be known as Sector 17,” Trichet explained to the EU parliament on Wednesday.

As well as losing its sovereign status, the former nation of Greece will also be owned by Germany (Sector 1) and will be used as a glorified holiday camp for its citizens.

“We use that place to go to when we need some sun and sea. It’s a pretty useless place otherwise,” Gunther Mathias, a German holidaymaker told the Berlin Times.

The unfortunate purchase by Germany (Sector 1) was the result of Sector 17 defaulting on its huge loans whilst juggling a 500 billion euro deficit. It now has a credit rating below Montenegro.

“We gave them the money. They didn’t pay. We own their country now. It’s really that simple,” an EU official told French (Sector 2) newspaper, Le Figaro, yesterday.

And what of the poor old former Greeks, who have effectively been emasculated?

“When the Germans come, we provide them with fresh towels, mezze and ouzo. If we do that, our masters look after us. We are their pets. It is lucky that they let us live,” Stavros Constantinos, a restaurant owner from Rhodes told the island’s local news station.

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3 COMMENTS

  1. What a load of bs. Do not get upset from this article. We should all be aware (Greeks 'n' non-Greeks) that it's there to play a specific role… for the benefit of very very few. Since when Africanizing the entire world became a moral solution?

  2. WE DONT GIVE A FUCK FROM NOW ON FOR HOW YOU WILL RECALL US. THE GAME IS VERY SIMPLE AND MISUNDERSTOOD. WE DONT OWN YOU NOTHING AND TO ANYBODY! YOU SHOULD BE CAREFULL DECADES BEFORE WHEN YOU WERE UPPLAUSING THOSE WHO WERE STEALING THE EARN MONEY, BRINGING TO YOU 3 TIMES MORE THAN THE DEBT OF GREECE. WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF THE 300 BILLIONS OF EUROS ARE OK IN SWISS BANKS? THERE ARE SOME BILLIONS IN LEICHNESTEIN, SOME OTHER MILLIONS IN LATIN AMERICA. KEEP THENM SAFE AS THE 9 U.S TRILLIONS WHO HAVE BEEN MISSED UNEXPLAINED!

    SOME PEOPLE (WHO CALLED THEMSELVES ENLIGHTED AND WISEMEN) WHO ARE BLOODTHIRSTY BASTARDS WERE WORKING FOR YEARS FOR THE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE OF GREECE, AND EVERY COUNTRY OF EYROPE, AS WELL AS IN ASIA, AFRICA AND SOUTH/NORTH AMERICA. THESE PEOPLE WERE AND ARE THE FORBIDDEN NAME OF HISTORY!
    THE DEBT OF GREECE WAS NOT MADE BY ITS OWN PEOPLE AS THEY RUMORS SAY, BUT BY A GROUP OF AN ELIT PEOPLE WHO THEY WERE STEALING BILLIONS AND THEY KEEP THE MONEY IN SWISS BANKS, IN LEICHNESTEIN, IN CYPRUS, IN LATIN AMERICA.
    IF YOU DONT STOP THIS BLOODTHIRSTY HORROR GAME NOW, THE NIGHTMARES WILL BE BACK LIKE BUMERANG TO YOU.
    FROM NOW ON, EUROPE IS A ZOMBY UNION , AND THE E.E CONSTITUTION IS REPRESENTED BY ZOMBIES. JEAN CLAD TRISE AND ALL THE MAPPET SHOW MUST UNDERSTAND THAT NOW, HERE IN HELLAS, WE ARE NOT ONLY THE SECTOR 17, WE ARE THE SECTOR 0! UNFORNATELY FOR US, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU

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