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We’re Giving Away 200 Flights to Sharm el-Sheikh

SHARM EL-SHEIKH - Egypt - Feel the heat this winter with a holiday that you will be guaranteed to remember for the rest of your short life.

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Yes, we’re giving away 200 free flights to Sharm el-Sheikh the premier Egyptian destination.

Relax on the beach, pull a deck chair up next to the pool, feel the cabin pressure drop suddenly as you are sucked out of the plane through a massive hole in the fuselage on its return journey.

All you have to do to win this exciting holiday is answer the question correctly and phone our Sharm Competition hotline immediately.

How Do You Recover From An Aircraft Stall?

  1. Slow the speed right down and pull up.
  2. Decrease the wing angle of attack moderately, smoothly applying maximum allowable power, straighten up.
  3. Put your head between your legs and start praying to Jesus.

To enter the competition for your chance to win a free holiday please call with your answer 08966 567 5758 48589 (Calls charged £32,000 per minute)

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