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Shock as Scott McClellan Says Invading Iraq Was Bad Decision

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scott McClellan's new bestselling book "What Happened" has revealed some shocking news about Bush's wars and nefarious practices.

There has been shock around the world as Scott McClellan, an ex White House press aide has divulged the stupefying news that George W Bush and his evil cronies were dishonest to the American people about the Iraq invasion.

In other news there were also announcements that the Pope may be linked to the Catholic church, the Queen of England is linked to Germany and bears are linked to faeces in the woods.

Further astounding revelations have also been published in the tell-all tome:

– The war in Iraq is the biggest military blunder in modern history and has cost the USA trillions of dollars

– President Bush deliberately lied to the American people about the reasons for going to war

– The war was planned two years before the invasion

– Iraq has been pumped full of depleted uranium

– Millions of people have been displaced in Iraq and hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis have lost their lives

– The illegal Iraqi invasion was for the acquisition of the third largest oil fields in the world to supply America which consumes 40% of the world’s oil supplies — not for any ‘WMD’ or Saddam

– The illegal invasion and occupation of Iraq contravenes UN resolutions and International law (Article 4, Paragraph 4 of the United
Nations Charter)

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2 COMMENTS

  1. We invaded Iraq because Saddam and Osama attacked us on 911, Bush says so himself. We took Saddam out cuz they were gonna send missiles in 45 minutes.
    George W Bush would not lie about that.
    Either your with us or your a terrorist.

    What’ s it gonna be huh?
    nEVER fORGET!!!

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