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Grand Jury: Darren Wilson Innocent Without Charge

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The hero cop, Darren Wilson has been released after an incident with a man in August.

“He was only doing his job. This whole fiasco has been a farce at the expense of the taxpayer, and frankly I’m appalled,” a spokesman for someone said today.

The cost of the needless investigation is estimated to be over $34 million to the U.S. taxpayer and that’s not including lawyers fees.

“We just hope we can get on with our lives because no one needs to be dragged through the mud just for doing their job. Wilson deserves a medal for his composure and service to the nation, not a wacky court case show to appease some irrational idiots,” a man on the scene of the court told CNN.

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  1. African Americans have rights. Mike Brown had his hands up he surrendered to the officer but he got shot. Why did he get shot? There was no reason to shoot that kid he was jus a kid for God’s sake. The only crime he committed was being black. Shame on you all haters/

  2. The black time bomb. Who wants to live near negros any more? They can go off at any moment. Your family your houses your businesses are not safe.
    They can explode at the slightest minor incident over reacting to stuff they have no information about.
    After this we gonna see white flight big time.

  3. Its just not working is it? We need to put all these people in internment camps. That’s the only way decent people can live without these animals on the street. You know like we did to the japs in ww2 we need to do that with these douche bags. The gov would save a lot of money.

    • The Japanese were hardworking Americans in ww2 I’m ashamed what my country did to the ones in this nation. Don’t compare the Japanese with the scum we’re dealing with now.

  4. Most them are losers. They need to get a job or study. Too lazy to do anything but sit around eating from their EBT. I work and my paycheck goes to these ass clowns to feed them and theire hundreds of fatherless kids.

  5. These people need to evolve there’s no point in trying to explain anything to them objectively. You first have to go through an evolutionary process which may take another 4,000 years.

  6. Darren wilson is a coward… he could have used his stun gun, he couldve shot him in the knees, he could have just shot him once, maybe twice maybe 3 times but 6 times?? and in the head??? No, its certainly not right.

    • Whys he a coward? Were you there? Tazer would do nothing to that 800 lbs goon. He took 4 shots and he was still coming busted Darren’s eye socket. He emptied chambers on that thing and still coming. Tazer useless in that situation.

      • Shut up white boy yup he’s a coward! just like the rest of you pathetic corrupt race and yall wonder why brown people hate yall. You guys pull a gun over somebody simply saying “boo.” I’d like to see one of you use your fist for once. stupid sissys. hiding behind your guns smg because your mommy and daddy never taught you to stand up and fight like a man.

  7. Relax nothing’s gonna happen folks. It’s cold out there. There’s rain. peeps too busy playing they ps4 smokin weed to even care.

  8. “This is story is so poorly written”, said someone who was speaking for someone but I was too lazy to get names because in the end, I just made up quotes instead of doing real journalism.

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