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Bailiffs Turn Up at George Osborne’s House

LONDON - England - The Chancellor of the Exchequer got a taste of his own medicine today when bailiffs turned up at his 2-bed flat and took away his belongings in front of the whole street.

Socialist Tory Party to Join With Socialist Labour Party and Lib...

LONDON - England - Voters for the 2015 General Election will have the choice of voting for one party, political pundits have proclaimed.

Tory Party Invent Invisibility Cloak For Eastleigh Votes

EASTLEIGH - England - The Conservative party have invented the first ever invisibility cloak which they used successfully yesterday to put all their votes in the by-election.

Iain Duncan Smith to Do Shelf Stacking Says Cameron

LONDON - England - The former Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, who was unceremoniously sacked from his post on Friday, will start a new scheme that he helped set up during his tenure in the Cabinet.

Pleb Rebellion Taking Down Tories

LONDON - England - The plebs are fighting back and striking some pretty big targets these days, Conservative party observers concede.

Cameron: "Britons to Have Referendum on Whether to Have Referendum"

BIRMINGHAM - England - Speaking at the Conservative party's conference, prime minister David Cameron told everyone that he would agree to the British people having a referendum on a referendum of a possible referendum about a referendum for Britain's EU membership some time eventually in the distant far future.

I Made It All Up: 'Treasury Boy' Revealed As Bullingdon Runaway

LONDON - England - A man who walked in to the Treasury building in May 2010 claiming to be a Tory Chancellor of the Exchequer has admitted that he made the whole thing up.

Tories Unpopular Even If They're Socialists

LONDON - England - As the news came over the wires in the Conservative HQ, PM David Cameron, shook his head in disbelief. His party had lost over 800 seats in the English local elections.

David Cameron in New 'Come Dine With Me' Show

LONDON - England - David Cameron and his wife are to star in a new show dedicated to special guests arriving at Number10 and being wined and dined by the couple.

Secret Papers Reveal How Thatcher Cabinet Would Regularly Dress Up As...

LONDON - England - National Archive papers released today show Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet would have scouser fancy dress days in 1981.

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