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Obamacare: Half of South America Happy About Supreme Court Ruling

MEXICO CITY - Mexico - News crews from many South American countries filmed cheers of joy in the streets today as America's Supreme Court ruled in favour of Obama's health care law.

It's Official: Obama Was Big Joke By Behind Scenes Hierarchy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Pentagon insiders have finally conceded that President Barack Obama was all a big joke and the game is finally up.

Obama Reserves His Place on Mount Rushmore

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama has already reserved his place on Mount Rushmore as one of the greatest presidents in the history of the United States.

Why Obama Has to Win the Next Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Obama has to win the next election because it will be highly entertaining seeing the unrestrained president taking away America's guns, a group of foreign political observers have noted.

Romney Wants to Bring All His Wives to White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney wants to bring his 274 wives to the White House when he wins the election in 2012.

Obama Threatens to Clean Out White House if Loses Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama said that he and his wife were considering cleaning out the White House of all the TVs and furniture if he loses his re-election bid.

Republicans: Obama Guaranteed Another Four Years

DELAWARE - USA - Senior Republicans have conceded defeat because their candidates are so poor, and they have secretly praised Obama for a very slick operation where he barely lifted a finger to win the upcoming election.

Confused Wall Street Protesters Call For Re-election of Obama

NEW YORK - USA - What's wrong with this picture? A bunch of champagne socialists protest on Wall Street and demand that Barack Obama be re-elected in the next election.

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