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Woman Caught Covid From Farting Man

LONDON - England - A woman has revealed that she was infected by Covid after a man farted in her presence in a supermarket.

The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End...

NOTTINGHAM - England - Now is the time for the coronavirus to continue its feeding frenzy as the population ends lockdown.

Globe Must Prepare Now For Next Pandemic

LONDON - England - Global governments must prepare right now for the next deadly zoonotic pandemic which will emerge very soon.

Younger People Succumbing to COVID-19 Brazilian, South African Strains

LONDON - England - As schools and other areas open up, new strains of the COVID-19 virus will increase their hold on the population exponentially.

End of Lockdown is the Refuelling Time For Virus

LONDON - England - The end of lockdown is a crucially necessary time for the virus to refuel and infect more people once again.

Prepare For Fourth Wave: Open Schools in March

LONDON - England - Opening schools in March, we must prepare for a fourth wave of new deadlier covid strains to spread further into population centres.

ALERT: E484K Strain Covid Mutations Evade Immune System

LONDON - England - The extremely contagious Kent Covid strain has acquired the E484K mutation which bypasses the human immune system.

Think Tank: People Need to Realise That World Will Never Revert...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The masses will need to learn that the pre-pandemic lifestyle and economy will never come around again, as the pandemic continues towards its goal of the Great Reset.

New Covid Strain: “Whole Wards of Children in Hospital”

LONDON - England - Whole wards of some hospitals are now full of children suffering from the new Covid-19 strain, which affects young people as much as adults.

Imagine the Fear of a Child or Teacher Forced to Go...

LONDON - England - Children and teachers will be forced to go back to school after the Christmas holidays amid a second wave pandemic that is completely out of control in the UK.

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