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CoronAmerica Virus Nightmare Continues

FLORIDA - USA - The CoronAmerica virus continues to infect millions daily unabated, as a feeling of apathy and denial pervades the nation.

COVID-19 Sheeple Desecrate British Beaches

BOURNEMOUTH - England - Hundreds of thousands of sheeple have desecrated British beaches despite warnings of spreading the COVID-19 virus.

Schools Opening in September Amid Cooler Temperatures Perfect Conduit For Second...

LONDON - England - Cooler temperatures and schools re-opening will be a perfect conduit for the coronavirus Second Wave.

COVID-19 Virus is Happy That People are Out and About Again

MANCHESTER - England - It's back to infecting humans for the COVID-19 virus as they all come out of hiding.

Coronavirus Second Wave Hits Iran

TEHRAN - Iran - Iranians are reporting a second wave in coronavirus infections, since easing their lockdown.

Xi Jinping Congratulates Chinese Virus on Job Well Done

BEIJING - China - President Xi Jinping has addressed the CCP to congratulate them for the COVID-19 Chinese Virus working on the rest of the world.

Lockdown End: Swarms Back on the Streets

LONDON - England - The swarms of people are back on the streets, and the traffic jams are back pumping poison back into the atmosphere. Coronavirus for many has now ended.

We’re Off to Coronavirus Beach

DEVON - England - People are coming from far and wide to crowd Coronavirus Beach on this spectacular sunny day.

People Must Start Preparing For Second Wave Coronavirus NOW

LONDON - England - As people celebrate the end of the lockdown, and go to the beaches, no one is preparing for the second wave of the coronavirus.

November Will be a Very Important Month For Globalist Overlords

BEIJING - China - After November, if all goes as planned for the globalists, coronavirus will suddenly and magically disappear.

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