Tag: christians
Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky
ROME - Italy - New parchments discovered by theologians prove that Jesus also changed water into whisky.
#MeToo Bible Experts: Mary Was Impregnated By God Without Her Will...
BETHLEHEM - Palestine - Bible experts who adhere to #MeToo are saying that God had sex with Mary without her consent and raped her to birth Jesus.
The Slow Death of Infowars and its Right Wing White Christian...
TEXAS - USA - Infowars has effectively been purged from the major tech controlled web hubs.
Bible Experts: Jesus Smoked Marijuana and Used Cannabis Oil For ‘Miracles’
COLORADO - USA - New findings from religious scholars reveal evidence that Jesus and his disciples smoked cannabis and used cannabis derived oils for miracle cures.
Germans Embracing Islam and Allah
BERLIN - Germany - Thousands of Germans are daily coming around to the glory of Islam, and its inherent peaceful message.
Feminists Want ‘Phallic’ Christmas Trees Banned
LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist groups are urging the banning of all Christmas trees, usually used in the Christmas season and decorated, to be banned as they represent a fertile phallus as conducted in Pagan ceremonies thousands of years ago, and later adopted by Christians.
Mild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs Bakery
OXFORD - England - In response to an advertisement depicting a Greggs sausage roll instead of Jesus in a Manger, many Christians have declared Jihad on the bakery.
Why Christians Should Be Banned From Entering the U.S.
NEW YORK - USA - If you're going to ban Muslims from entering America, it goes without saying that Christians should be banned as well.
Trump USA Reverts Back to Evangelical Christians and Jews Against Islam
WASHINGTON D.C - USA - From the absence of religion of the Obama years, Trump's inauguration doled out more God-botherers in half an hour than Obama's whole term.
Peaceful Christians: Let Us Pray
PARIS - France - Christianity is a really peaceful religion, its history is peppered with peace, civility and goodness...you must believe this..
