Tag: christians
Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim
JERUSALEM - Israel - According to a new archaeological find, Jesus Christ could not swim, but was proficient in the art of walking on water.
Bishop Proposes Working Brothel to Entice People into Cathedral
ROCHESTER - England - After a series of failed attempts to entice people into the cathedral, the Bishop is proposing brothels.
If You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings...
LONDON - England - Is it not time that people started to question their unquestioning blind belief in the super powered entity, Jesus Christ, who has no record of ever existing?
Thanks to Facebook Live Streaming – New Zealand Massacre All Over...
CHRISTCHURCH - New Zealand - Thanks to social networks like Facebook, livestreaming massacres spread far and wide across the internet.
Theologians: Jesus May Have Turned Water into Scotch Malt Whisky
ROME - Italy - New parchments discovered by theologians prove that Jesus also changed water into whisky.
#MeToo Bible Experts: Mary Was Impregnated By God Without Her Will...
BETHLEHEM - Palestine - Bible experts who adhere to #MeToo are saying that God had sex with Mary without her consent and raped her to birth Jesus.
The Slow Death of Infowars and its Right Wing White Christian...
TEXAS - USA - Infowars has effectively been purged from the major tech controlled web hubs.
Bible Experts: Jesus Smoked Marijuana and Used Cannabis Oil For ‘Miracles’
COLORADO - USA - New findings from religious scholars reveal evidence that Jesus and his disciples smoked cannabis and used cannabis derived oils for miracle cures.
Germans Embracing Islam and Allah
BERLIN - Germany - Thousands of Germans are daily coming around to the glory of Islam, and its inherent peaceful message.
Feminists Want ‘Phallic’ Christmas Trees Banned
LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist groups are urging the banning of all Christmas trees, usually used in the Christmas season and decorated, to be banned as they represent a fertile phallus as conducted in Pagan ceremonies thousands of years ago, and later adopted by Christians.
