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Prepare For Fourth Wave: Open Schools in March

LONDON - England - Opening schools in March, we must prepare for a fourth wave of new deadlier covid strains to spread further into population centres.

ALERT: E484K Strain Covid Mutations Evade Immune System

LONDON - England - The extremely contagious Kent Covid strain has acquired the E484K mutation which bypasses the human immune system.

Think Tank: People Need to Realise That World Will Never Revert...

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The masses will need to learn that the pre-pandemic lifestyle and economy will never come around again, as the pandemic continues towards its goal of the Great Reset.

What About COVID-21, COVID-22 and COVID-23?

WUHAN - China - The COVID nightmare is not over as many people wrongly think, because there are guaranteed to be more strains and mutations of the current virus in the future.

Largest Contact Tracing Scientific Study: Children in Schools are ‘Superspreaders’

LONDON - England - Children are key coronavirus superspreaders, the world's largest contact tracing study has discovered. Just 8% of cases were responsible for 60% of new Covid-19 infections.

The Joys of Modern Air Travel During the Pandemic

SAN JUAN - Puerto Rico - It is truly a joyous experience to travel in a commercial passenger jet during the Chinese Virus Pandemic.

The Perfect Conduit For Mass Covid-19 Infection

LONDON - England - Mass Covid-19 infection and proliferation is powered by a very simple conduit which exemplifies the genius of its design.

I’ve Got Tiers Rolling Down My Cheeks

LONDON - England - Tiers are now being used by the desperate government to portion off parts of the country infected by Covid-19.

Think Tank: Military Lockdown Could Eradicate Virus in Month

LONDON - England - The Population Think Tank claims that the Covid-19 virus could be eradicated with a proper lockdown from Britain in a single month.

What the Hell Happened to the White House?

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - People are wondering what happened to the White House. It seems like there's something different about it.

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