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Largest Contact Tracing Scientific Study: Children in Schools are ‘Superspreaders’

LONDON - England - Children are key coronavirus superspreaders, the world's largest contact tracing study has discovered. Just 8% of cases were responsible for 60% of new Covid-19 infections.

The Joys of Modern Air Travel During the Pandemic

SAN JUAN - Puerto Rico - It is truly a joyous experience to travel in a commercial passenger jet during the Chinese Virus Pandemic.

The Perfect Conduit For Mass Covid-19 Infection

LONDON - England - Mass Covid-19 infection and proliferation is powered by a very simple conduit which exemplifies the genius of its design.

I’ve Got Tiers Rolling Down My Cheeks

LONDON - England - Tiers are now being used by the desperate government to portion off parts of the country infected by Covid-19.

Think Tank: Military Lockdown Could Eradicate Virus in Month

LONDON - England - The Population Think Tank claims that the Covid-19 virus could be eradicated with a proper lockdown from Britain in a single month.

What the Hell Happened to the White House?

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - People are wondering what happened to the White House. It seems like there's something different about it.

Xi Jinping Congratulates Trump on Contracting Chinese Virus

BEIJING - China - President Xi Jinping has congratulated Donald Trump on contracting the deadly Chinese Virus.

Six Months of Another Laissez Faire Semi Lockdown

LONDON - England - The Prime Minister has declared another six months of semi lockdown restrictions to supposedly curb the spread of the Covid-19 virus.

Panic Buying Lemmings Resume Supermarket Panic

LONDON - England - Panic buying has resumed once again across the nation with supermarket shelves being emptied in minutes, and large queues forming for shoppers.

Has Boris Been Dealt Cards that Doom Him to Lose?

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson wanted to be Prime Minister, but having been dealt the terrible cards he has, is he regretting his premiership now?

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