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Family Can’t Go to Tuscany After Tax Credit Cut

GRIMSBY - England - Tax credit cuts are causing mayhem in Britain today and it's all because of the Conservative government.

Jeremy Kyle Gets Jeremy Kyled

CHESHIRE - England - England polo player James Carr, 25, has claimed he bedded Jeremy Kyle's wife Carla, 40, while the talk show host was away in the US.

Fit of Rage: Greek PM Tsipras Force Feeds Schäuble Kebab at...

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Frustrations have been boiling over for the beleaguered Syriza leader Alexis Tsipras as he goes from one place to the next without any rest in a desperate race to stay in the eurozone free money circus.

Anti-austerity Celebrity Millionaires March For Hypocrisy

LONDON - England - Amongst the poor people attending an anti austerity march on Saturday were a bunch of celebrity millionaires, who were even seen holding placards and shouting slogans.

Political Experts: “Why Elections in Developed World Change Nothing”

LONDON - England - Political experts and researchers for the Institute of Socialist Policy have prepared a brief analysis of the current process of electoral government in the developed world, especially during election times.

BBC to Replace Top Gear Presenter Clarkson With Married Lesbian Feminist...

SCUNTHORPE - England - The BBC already has a replacement for the erstwhile fracas prone Jeremy Clarkson.

Experts: Why the Wealthy Need to Be Afraid

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The latest report from Finance United Capital King Endowment Depravity, a key financial clearing house for wealthy elite investors has warned that the world is nearing a point of metastasis that will see radical changes not witnessed since the world wars of the 20th century.

Experts: FTSE 100 Up Now But Labour Win Will See 70%...

LONDON - England - A Labour win in May will see a drop of over 70% in the FTSE 100 stock market's value over the course of Labour's tenure under the radical control, a team of financial institutions have warned.

Want More Free Cash? Move to Scotland

GLASGOW - Scotland - Alcoholics, drug addicts, benefits cheats, Eastern European gangsters, students. Want more benefits, free money, free university, drugs, booze, benefits riches? Then Scotland is your next destination.

Boehner: This is How Democracy Works

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - House Speaker, John Boehner has made another outstanding speech to the American people in honour of president Barack Obama's great work in giving 12 million illegal immigrants full U.S. citizenship with funding for housing, medicare, welfare, schooling and anything else they want.

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