Duchess of Cambridge: “I Can’t Breathe!”

NEW YORK - USA - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge met some people on Monday night after watching a basketball game but what happened backstage is causing a storm on the other side of the Atlantic.

Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, was overcome at a recent New York photo shoot when she exclaimed ‘I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe’ over and over again.

What was the Duchess talking about? Well, she had been rather rudely grabbed by a big oaf and manhandled despite being in the presence of her new husband Prince William.

“Looks what I gots me here. I wanna take you home wit me,” the man said even giving her a little pinch on the bottom and grinning like a cat that got the cream.

Despite the tense atmosphere, the event ended well when eight security personnel had to literally shoehorn the eager basketballer away from the Duchess.

As for royal protocol, that seems to be a misnomer, especially in the good ol’ US of A.

  • Janfro

    So a black man can’t touch a white woman? This is why the world is so f@@%ed up. Now you know why we so angry.

  • John Taylor

    Absolutely disgraceful behaviour by this American troglodyte. The police should have dealt with him afterwards. Where were the royal protection guards?

  • King Lebron

    white hoes is easy i getum pregnint & leave em in the dirt were thy belong. Lebron shoulda balled dat hoe good 2 sho who da real king is


    She be enjoying it. Once you go black you nevah go back. That lil white boy aint nothing next to Lebron that why he stayed away!!

  • Beresford

    Let the Americans be they have no class ,especially that throwback circus animal who throws balls into hoops in front of an audience.