Man Cries For Being a Man

PARIS - France - The other day a man on television broke down and started to cry for the crime of being male. He was made to feel ashamed for this very fact by simply wearing a t-shirt depicting scantily clad women.

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Femi Natzie
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Every man needs to buy this t-shirt now https://www.alohaland.com/whats-new/new-gunner-girls

 

“This is a crime against humanity. It does not matter that I’m a genius who engineered the landing of a craft on a comet and no woman could achieve such a feat. I am a man and for that I am truly sorry,” the man sobbed into a tissue, whilst being filmed.

Next week, Kim Kardashian’s celebrated naked buttocks will personally land on the moon.

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  • WHY DID GOD CREATE STRAIGHTS?
    So lesbians would be created.

  • Hubert

    Why did God create lesbians?

    So feminists couldn’t breed.

    • Helen

      Lesbians and feminists can breed now. They have artificial insemination. Where have you been all these years? Women do not need men any more.

      • The Observer

        I suppose the sperm is self fabricating??? Or perhaps women have invented sperm and “don’t need men?”

  • Gary

    That t-shirt is sold out. Please can someone link to shop with item in stock?