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Man Cries For Being a Man

PARIS - France - The other day a man on television broke down and started to cry for the crime of being male. He was made to feel ashamed for this very fact by simply wearing a t-shirt depicting scantily clad women.

By Femi Natzie

November 17, 2014

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“This is a crime against humanity. It does not matter that I’m a genius who engineered the landing of a craft on a comet and no woman could achieve such a feat. I am a man and for that I am truly sorry,” the man sobbed into a tissue, whilst being filmed.

Next week, Kim Kardashian’s celebrated naked buttocks will personally land on the moon.

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5 COMMENTS

paulakey November 23, 2014 At 10:15

WHY DID GOD CREATE STRAIGHTS?
So lesbians would be created.
Hubert November 17, 2014 At 12:01

Why did God create lesbians?

So feminists couldn’t breed.
- Helen November 21, 2014 At 08:08
  
  Lesbians and feminists can breed now. They have artificial insemination. Where have you been all these years? Women do not need men any more.
  - The Observer January 6, 2015 At 11:54
    
    I suppose the sperm is self fabricating??? Or perhaps women have invented sperm and “don’t need men?”
Gary November 17, 2014 At 10:11

That t-shirt is sold out. Please can someone link to shop with item in stock?

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