The Michael Jackson Memorial museum which will open in the Neverland Ranch next year and will display many artifacts and pop related memorabilia relating to Jackson’s life is set to be a big hit with Jackson fans worldwide.

“We’ve got the famous white glove amongst many treasures; not many people know that Michael actually owned thirty identical left hand white gloves which he sometimes wore on both hands. We’re going to be showcasing Michael’s set of nose prosthetics as well as his collection of little boys underpants,” curator for the museum, Donald Fiend, told the LA Times newspaper.

Jackson who is set to be buried today, has come under scrutiny again in death as much as in life. According to the authorities in Los Angeles counties biohazard unit, there is a problem with burying any object in the earth that is not biodegradable. Michael Jackson’s body has been cited as a non-biodegradable plastic and would therefore not be very eco-friendly.

“After much discussion with our laboratory people, the burial was finally allowed to go ahead but only if the body was encased in concrete so that the toxic plastics do not leech out into the water table and contaminate water supplies. The state of California’s new eco-regulations have strict rules about burying toxic substances that may stay in the soil for hundreds of years. Michael Jackson’s burial ground will be classified as a toxic landfill site and therefore after having been sealed off completely has not contravened any statutes of Californian law with regards to the threat of poisoning the fragile eco-system,” Brent Maher, a Topsoil Toxicologist for the Santa Barbara Municipality said.

Michael Jackson will not be buried with his nose prosthetics which have instead been removed and will be one of the main attractions to the Jacko Museum in Neverland.

There are also plans to employ Jackson’s father as a tour guide for museum visitors.

“We’re going to employ his father to be the official guide in the museum. He will go around the great hall with a thick leather belt and show people how he used to discipline the little star if he got a dance move wrong or didn’t sing right. We are trying to get to the real Jackson experience, so if you don’t come out of the museum with some serious welts and belt marks across your back, then you can get your money back.”

Troubled Kerry, 28, allegedly left a large bag of pure uncut Colombian cocaine at a bus stop outside a police station in Warrington, Cheshire, shortly before 4pm.

After the police slowly sauntered out of the station to inspect the massive stash, a police source said: “Ms Katona had left her bag of cocaine behind so I retrieved the bag before any other person would violate the property of Ms Katona and handed the yayo back to her. This however, should not be viewed as lenient behaviour regarding Ms Katona’s very obvious cocaine addiction. We decided to give her a verbal caution for possessing huge amounts of pure uncut Colombian marching powder and then sent her on her way.

“She would have got a stern, verbal warning – and this would have been delivered by an officer of traffic warden-rank or below.”

And the shocking revelation comes just 22 minutes after it emerged that the cash-strapped mother-of-four was seen sniffing copious amounts of cocaine in front of two police vans full of police men and women as well as eight drug sniffer dogs.

She was summarily reprimanded with a police caution for possessing cocaine that time as well.

Friends said Kerry fears she will now be at the centre of an intense social services investigation after admitting to snorting the drug in front of her and others’ children in the local playground.

Amy, who was named Britain’s Ugliest Dog by a national newspaper in 2005/6/7/8/9, was set on by a gang of teenagers after she went missing from her home in Hadley Wood, North London.

The twenty-five-year-old pure bred Jewish singer was rescued by a passer-by who saved her from the teenagers who were trying to wash her face with a flannel in a nearby park.

“They even pulled out her only clump of real hair,” said manager Dean Cohen, 46. “It was the only real hair she had.”

He said: “Amy leapt out of the lounge window last Thursday. She must have seen someone outside with some coke or skank because she is a real ‘caner’ Amy is.

“We searched high and low for hours and put posters up around the neighbourhood. I was convinced she had ended up under a car.

“About five hours after she went missing I got a phone call from a lady saying, ‘I think I found your dog in the park, but don’t get too excited because I had to pry her away from five 11-15-year-olds who were giving her a good rinsing.”

Mr Cohen said he took Amy to the local A&E where she was treated for bruises and a couple of sores.

He added: “Of course I immediately contacted all the relevant newspapers before we took her in to A&E.

“People might say she is ugly but when you spend a minute with her you realise she doesn’t have much of a personality either.”