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Romney U.S. Election Debate: “Boy, You Gotta Know Your Place”

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“Hold your horses boy, now go on git, we let you in the house for a while but you ain’t proved yourself, I say, you ain’t proved yourself because your record ain’t showing me that you been spending yo massa’s money well. I predict that soon you’re gonna be sleepin’ back in the stables with the rest of your kin folk,” Romney said.

Obama’s Rebellion

Obama kept his cool throughout the onslaught and even answered back with a calm collected tone, emphasising his mastery of the white man’s rhetoric and oratory.

“We don’t take kindly to that kind of aggressive behaviour from Obama, now he better pipe down or I’m gonna have to crack the whip,” Romney warned during the 45 minute debate.

The threats from Romney fell on deaf ears as Obama continued answering back with a vengeance that obviously riled Romney.

An observer at the debate noted: “Romney came short of offering Obama 40 acres and a mule just to get him off his back and barely asserted his dominance over Obama’s onslaught. You gotta hand it to Obama, this was one cool performance and he came back with some pretty mean one liners that made the Republican look like a prize ass.”

Scientists Breed First Ever Miniature Great White Sharks

“The miniature Great Whites are still just as deadly and can give you a nasty nip on the finger. We filled a whole tub full of these things and you should’ve seen the feeding frenzy when we dropped a bucket of chum in there,” professor Dean Queluude, told National Geographic magazine.

Some are questioning the relevance of such research and if playing with nature in such a way can in fact damage the food chain as well as evolution.

“We have bred thousands of mini Great White sharks, and our next project is to breed mini elephants. They will be like the bonsai creatures of the wild, an ultimate statement on how far we have come in science, to genetically alter nature to such a level that we can achieve almost anything,” the professor added.

The mini Great White sharks (Pusillus carcharodon carcharias) will however not be released into the wild as they could cause an immediate change to nature’s fragile eco system.

They are however already being sold in aquariums worldwide as a great addition to the many different types of tropical fish already available to enthusiasts.

Could November 6 Be U.S. Election Riot Night?

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“Look at the November 6 elections as an elastic band. How far can you pull that thing before it snaps? If Obama wins, you’re going to get some seriously pissed off people, if Romney wins you’re going to get some pretty pissed off people,” a citizen of Philadelphia told CNBC news.

The divisive nature of the elections is pitting Americans against Americans, people who are neighbours, people who you go to work with, even families are split. The populations are rooting for their champion, but what if their hero loses. Could there be major riots across America? How come Homeland Security recently purchased literally tonnes of hollow point ammunition. America is a tinderbox of weaponry waiting to go off.

“You can smell the gasoline in the air, all it will take is one spark and then we got gun city on our ass. We’re talking fireworks here that will be able to be viewed from space,” a Los Angeles resident told local news stations.

People are generally frustrated by the government, and one does not need a poll to see that, just look at the Tea Party movement and Occupy Wall Street and blacks being pitted against whites. These factions are poles apart and the fracture across America is getting larger and larger every day.

Naturally, if Mitt Romney wins the U.S. election come November 6 there will be calls of racism, and calls that the election was rigged. The ensuing race war and riots would cover the whole country. Black people are restless. If Obama wins there will be recriminations for ethnic minorities and black people as well as Liberals, as well as calls of reverse racism and cheating. The all powerful U.S. Israeli lobby does not want Obama re-elected and will do anything in its power to halt his re-election. The deep sense of frustration and malaise felt by the long suffering American people could very well spill over into violence, riots and urban combat. Even though the Federal government, as well as State legislature have probably factored in some form of unrest on election result night, there may not be enough resources to deal with the explosive nature of the people’s frustration and ultimate destructive discontent.

The American people are like the San Andreas fault that goes under major Californian cities. The tectonic plates are being pulled under and under until one day, they’re going to snap back up causing a major race war earthquake. With gasoline prices rising daily under Obama, the threat of huge tax rises and a deeply unpopular spending plan, as well as possible plans to curb gun ownership in his second term, Obama is looking increasingly isolated. As for the underdog, Romney, he is viewed as a champion of business and he seems to know how to balance the books, but is also viewed as a religious right wing freak, unpopular with women because of his anti-abortionist stance and anti-homosexual views and unpopular with blacks purely because he is white and threatens to take away foodstamps. This does not endear him to the Liberals.

What are you going to do when the supermarket shelves are empty? Who are you going to call on your brand new iphone when the networks go down? How are you going to pay for things when the ATM is empty and the banks have shutters?

Election night on November 6 is a crossroads because it will determine the destiny of the United States, do they take the right path or the wrong path? Whichever way the election goes, there could be major riots in all American cities as the people meet to sort things out themselves. There will be calls of ‘Voter Fraud’ and ‘Election Fraud’, ‘Election Cheating’ and ‘Diebold Voter Fraud’. The riots will be symbolic as much as 911 was to the enlightened ones, and they may well be a signal that America may be introducing its second revolution to world history to finally sort out a system that is rotten to the core.

“If you can’t make things right in the ballot box, then you go to the streets, that’s where real justice is meted out,” a Capitol Hill insider revealed.

Black People Embracing Romney Vote

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It’s not just the odd rapper and black celebrity speaking up and endorsing Romney. The everyday man and woman is getting up and speaking up against Obama, who they feel has abandoned their community and cause.

Don’t Vote For the Brother

Cleandro Washington, who is a black spokesman for a group that opposes Obama said: “Romney is a businessman, pure and simple. Obama is an amateur when it comes to finance and unfortunately for him, America needs Romney right now. He may be Mormon but who cares, I don’t care if he worships Beelzebub, or Jesus, what he knows is how to get Americans working, get the economy moving again, get taxes down for small business people, encourage growth. Obama is a spender, and when the deficit gets too big and he spends like crazy, he decides to tax people into oblivion. One thing he does not realise is that taxation kills growth, and business needs to hire people, not let people go. When people are employed they spend more in the economy, and the USA will be prosperous once again. If Obama wins, we have another four years of spending, of socialist doctrines, of wastage, of big government and some hefty Obama tax increases coming into effect this January. Don’t support Obama just because he’s black, look at what he has done for us. Nothing! Sweet F*cking nothing! Europe is an example of how socialism works, it destroys the private sector and all that is left to flourish is the state, employing 80% of the workforce and a bloated welfare system that encourages laziness, dependency and apathy. This kills the economy, to have such a big government because it gives nothing back, it just takes and takes. Who is going to pay the huge gold-plated pensions of the state workers? Who is going to pay the vast welfare and social security bills? This is why the EU will be in permanent recession for the next twenty to thirty years. It will be a controlled decline, because the socialists only know how to spend other people’s money, and when that runs out, they tax heavily. France’s socialist prime minister, Francois Hollande is a prime example of the futility of socialist behaviour when it comes to the economy. He is introducing a 75% tax for high earners, which will effectively halt the French economy to a standstill soon enough and take it further into the mire.”

Time is Up Obama Had His Chance

Many African Americans across the nation saw Romney during the first US presidential election debate as a decisive speaker showing a plan to lift America’s economy up from the disaster of Obama’s economic wasteland.

“Obama now has no mandate, nigga looked weak up there, he looked pathetic, he looked tired and he looked like a man who has already lost. His domineering wife must have given him a good ass whooping when they got to the White House afterwards,” Darnell Shaquinta, a disappointed former Obama voter told CBN news network.

Many African Americans are slowly waking up to the fact that Obama has done nothing for them, with record black unemployment, record black poverty and Obama spending US taxpayers’ cash on a bogus stimulus to make trillion dollar deficits, they want to know where the money goes. Because it sure is not trickling down to them.

Greek Grand Prix Cars Run For Twenty Minutes Before Taking Hour Long Breaks

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“We’re starving, we have no jobs, no future and we owe the Germans shit loads of cash. So we thought we’d spend hundreds of millions of euros that we do not have building an expensive motor circuit that will fall into disrepair like our Olympic venues,” Stavros Malakas, Sports minister for Greece told Greek news outlets yesterday.

The Greek Grand Prix will cost over 350 million euros, and this will be a great chance to introduce the new Greek racing car to world motor sport fans.

“The Greek Grand Prix car will run on ouzo and only runs for twenty minutes at a time then it takes a few hours off, and after that it is ready to run at half speed, approximately 30 mph. There is a four hour tyre change in the pits while the driver has a siesta before retiring early,” a proud Mr Malakas told waiting sports reporters.

New Vintage Scooby Doo Episode Discovered

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Speaking from Jimmy Savile’s home, auctioneer Barbera Hanna, said: “First shot is of the gang in a diner drinking malt shakes and joking around. It’s a typical Scooby Doo plot line, the Scooby crew then fly to Leeds, England and jump in the Mystery Machine. Their mission is to find a strange monster stalking hospitals, Top of the Pops and entertainment shows looking for young kids to fiddle with. The Scooby gang try and stop the monster but the NHS and BBC, as well as people high up in the police and administration keep telling them to leave the monster alone. Naturally in the end Scooby and Shaggy, doped up on Scooby snacks finally get the balls to whack the monster on the head with a record player and he falls down. When they unmask the horrible kiddie fiddler monster, they uncover the face of Sir Jimmy Savile, who says, ‘If it weren’t for you pesky kids, I would have got away with it.’ and that is the end of this lost Scooby episode.”

The episode of Jimmy Savile’s Scooby Doo will thankfully never be shown to the public because to see Savile’s vile leering face any more on telly would be a terrible crime in itself. The episode will instead be auctioned off to the highest bidder, the money given to a children’s charity, then destroyed.

Cameron: "Britons to Have Referendum on Whether to Have Referendum"

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“If I am elected again as your chief liar, I may consider a referendum for the people of Britain on a referendum of a referendum within a referendum of a referendum some time possibly towards the end of my next elected term. We must consider that I am dedicated to giving the people of Britain a say on whether we have a referendum within a referendum within a referendum, if it is the last referendum I prescribe to the plebiscite. Remember that first the voters have to vote me in before I even consider the referendum of referendum within a referendum of a referendum,” Mr Cameron said to the assembled Conservatives at the conference.

Mr Cameron also went on to outline his plans for the referendum within a referendum on the referendum.

“The referendum that will eventually happen, maybe by 2025 will be a referendum on whether we should hold a referendum, which will be followed by another direct referendum post referendum yet preceding the previous referendum on a referendum.”

War on Syria Is War on Russia

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Both Syria and Iran are supported by the former Soviet country, Russia. The West is treading very carefully with their attempts at destabilising these two countries because if they awaken the Russian bear, there will be the advent of a terrible conflict that will affect every nation in the world.

Turkey’s recent retaliatory efforts do not bode well for the West, as the Turks have every right to defend themselves from attack, but if they are sucked into a greater conflict, they will be fighting Russia and not Syria. One must understand that Assad is backed fully by the Russians now; to the point that if the situation was to escalate and other nations joined the internal conflict directly, Russia would step in. For the Turks, this would be a fait accompli because they would be attacked from the North, as well as the East. If one was to add a nuclear element to the proceeding war, then Turkey would be annihilated in minutes by the Russians, bringing WW3 onto the scene as NATO reacts to the deadly situation.

On the Iranian front, one must also look at Israel’s PM Netenyahu and see his eagerness to attack Iran as an attempt to start World War III. As soon as Israel attacks, so would Russia, and then the United States would be forced to step in, and the final denoument would include an entrance from China. When you have big players like this slugging it out, you know there are going to be fireworks.

Any attack on Iran would also be a terrible end to many economies worldwide because once the Straits of Hormuz are cut off, crude oil prices will rise by 60/70%. You can forget about driving to work or flying a plane then because oil prices will ground everything. For Western countries like America, that would be the final nail in the coffin, because their reserves can only last for a limited time. The US is the largest oil dependent nation in the world, and its economy would grind to a halt almost immediately. This would precipitate civil unrest and starvation, as well as possible civil war.

Now you know why Obama does not want to speak with Netenyahu, because all that guy wants to talk about is his plan to bomb Iran. This would be a surefire suicide mission for Israel and possibly the United States. Obama does not want that before the election, and he will do everything he can to postpone the conflict till after the U.S. elections. By kicking the can down the road, if he loses the election, which is looking more likely than ever now, then he will not be held responsible for the most reckless moves ever made by the West. Leave that to Romney, who was sucking up to Israel’s leaders on a recent trip to the Jewish state.

Le Marathon Out of France Starts

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“Nothing new to see here, just another mass exodus of the rich, wealthy, professionals as well as companies, businesses and entrepreneurs,” Louis Truie, an opposition minister told Le Figaro.

The new laws coming into place will not only take away 75% of one’s income but there will also be a huge increase in capital gains tax which will deem many properties redundant.

“I put my million euro property up for sale but there is no one who wants to buy it because of the huge increase in capital gains tax. Why would someone want to buy a liability like that?” a desperate entrepreneur told a local radio station in Paris.

“We now live in a country where hard work and enterprise are punished,” Jules Sebastian, a company executive said.

Business is also taking a big hit as managers of major international corporations, entrepreneurs and investors are departing in droves because of the marginal tax rate of 62.21 percent on sales of stock.

“This new taxation by the socialists only creates a brain drain, wealth drain and an exodus of all that is good in France. Everyone knows that socialists are useless with money, and this is proof right here. Look what Labour did to the UK, Obama did to the US and now Hollande is doing to France. Who is going to pay the welfare bill of the people who are left in France? Maybe Hollande and his idiot ministers think that the people on welfare will pay the welfare bill. Stupide connard!” an angry businessman said on his way to the airport.

Police Van Coming Around to the BBC on Monday to Round Up All the DJs

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“First thing Monday morning, have a cuppa, because we’ll turn up at the BBC with a big f*cking van and send all you DJs and BBC personalities straight to prison,” DCI Richard Bodkin, told the BBC.

BBC bosses tried to cover up the details of the coming raid to the press but were rumbled by other news channels.

“We can’t afford this, if they take all our fiddling molester DJs and BBC personalities, then we can’t produce any more BBC radio and TV shows. We’ve got to cover up this fact like all the other stuff we covered up,” an unnamed secretive BBC controller told BBC news before being taken off air.

“We’re even thinking of arresting Esther Rantzen, the so-called Childline founder, because she claims she could not speak out about the abuse to anyone high up in the BBC with regards to Jimmy Savile at the time, and she said nothing. The fact that from 1972 to 1980 she was married to Desmond Wilcox, the head of General Features at the BBC is neither here nor there, according to the shameful coward Rantzen,” another police investigator revealed.