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EU: Why Europeans Need to Start Learning Arabic Now

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EU: Why Europeans Need to Start Learning Arabic Now

It is best to be prepared for eventualities, and this is why European citizens should start learning Arabic right now before it’s too late.

One cannot fully appreciate or understand the Holy Qu’ran without speaking it in the tongue it was written in, therefore to learn Arabic is a necessity.

In Germany, school children are already being educated in Jihad, and these lessons will be rolled out across the rest of Europe soon enough.

Why Islam? Well, as a control system it is one of the most effective programming solutions known to man,unrivalled to any other control  mechanism. For this reason alone, the controllers have seen fit to choose Islam as a suitable replacement and will no doubt make governance over the population much easier, as Islam means full submission.

Linguistically speaking, Arabic may seem intimidating to learn at first, especially when there are 28 letters in the alphabet made up of squiggly lines, but practice makes perfect as they say, and after a few lessons you will be speaking and reciting the Qu’ran like a pro.

One thing the EU is very strict about is that horrible thing called xenophobia, and it is to this end that the EU is asking the populace to be more inclusive; to not discriminate against other cultures, religions, especially during the period of transition.

“We are asking citizens to obey our new directives to learn Arabic. From now on all citizens within the EU must adhere to this ruling, as Arabic is a requirement at all levels of education and business, as well as entertainment,” Hans Gertvinters, an MEP for the Netherlands told Euronews.

Putin Laughs as Russians Bomb Hospitals With Women and Children Inside

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Putin Laughs as Russians Bomb Hospitals With Women and Children Inside

Russian president, Vladimir Putin has never been so joyful and happy, especially after hearing that another hospital has been bombed to the ground, deliberately targeted of course by his jets.

“I do not consider these people as human, so why should I care when these women and children are bombed into the rubble. We are creating a humanitarian crisis and this is why millions of people are fleeing towards Europe and destabilising the EU. That’s a bonus for me. We get to kill two birds with one stone,” the Russian president, Putin remarked whilst chortling under his breath much like a well sated hyena.

Civilian areas in Syria are not immune to Russian cluster bombs either.

So much for John Kerry’s well touted ceasefire, the Russians have been carpet bombing Syria ever since.

The Médecins Sans Frontières hospital was among a school targeted by the Russians killing over 12 children.

Please donate, as MSF needs all the help they can get under extremely difficult conditions.

 

Brexit: Volcanoes and Lava Would Engulf Britain

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Brexit: Volcanoes and Lava Would Engulf Britain

Scientists from the David Cameron Office of Geology, situated in the town of Bullingdon, Oxford, have revealed terrifying news that volcanoes and lava could cover large parts of Britain if the people vote to leave the European Union.

“As soon as there is a Brexit, a massive volcano would rise up through Birmingham and Coventry. Lava would spit out burning everything in its path, and horrible grey ash would be thrown for miles across the British Isles. The lava would cover everything in the UK including London. Vesuvius would be like a walk in the park compared to this thing going off,” Trent Dallingpole, a key researcher on the team told the BBC.

As well as volcanoes, there would be massive earthquakes belting out richter scale 14 tremors and most of Britain would disappear into a big fucking crevice filled with molten lava.

 

Diplomats: Trump Too Easily Goaded Does Not Fare Well For Presidency

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Diplomats: Trump Too Easily Goaded Does Not Fare Well For Presidency

“Do we really want a Commander in Chief who can be so easily riled, to be played by seasoned chess master strategists and politicians? Certainly not, should be the answer. A good politician never reveals his true intentions, and here is Trump babbling like a kid in a candy store before getting thrown out on his ear. Trump is dangerous, not only for America but globally, and is a liability. Here is a man who does not know diplomacy or any form of etiquette, imagine him going up to some world leader and talking? Either he would be laughed out of the room, or they would declare war on him,” a mild mannered yet erudite Capitol Hill insider revealed yesterday after the South Carolina CBS delegate debate.

Running rings around someone as ignorant about world affairs as Trump would not be hard, however, this may not end well for millions of Americans if he ever becomes President.

WW3 Update: Syrian Ground War Begins

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WW3 Update: Syrian Ground War Begins

As mentioned by the Daily Squib in 2013, there is a red line that tips the geopolitical world into global war, and this line is firmly being crossed at the moment by Turkey and Saudi Arabia with ground troops entering Syria.

The Russians and their Syrian, Iranian allies claim Syria despite the myriad of hands firmly in the pot.

The United States has been cautious to enter directly into the Syrian battlefield but have been utilising proxies to do their dirty work, however, with the entrance of Turkey into the hornet’s nest, the Russian bear will no doubt want a piece of Turkey, if only for payback for the downing of one of their jet fighters.

Saudi Arabia will not allow the corridor for supplies to be cut off from Turkey which is a lifeline for militants fighting Assad, and this is why the moves happening now could be construed as a desperate attempt to keep the lines open even if it means a risky ground war.

We could be seeing a direct escalation between Saudi, Turkish forces under the auspices of NATO, against Russian, Syrian, Iranian forces.

As for the Kurds, the sworn enemy of Turks, who want to portion off part of the Turkish nation for themselves, they may pay a heavy price for their meddling and receive a firm beating, especially as they are labelled as terrorists by the Turkish government.

Greek Farmers Told to Pay Tax

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There’s nothing worse for a Greek farmer, who gets massive EU subsidies to plough empty fields, and drives a top of the range Mercedes to be told that he has to now pay tax.

With a country who spent 650 Billion euros in EU loans in less than six years and only having a population of only 11 million people, taxation is never a happy business with the overly emotional Greek populace.

“The EU gave us a 400 Billion bailout last year but we need another one this year too. How am I going to fund my summer houses in Crete and Lake Geneva, and I never paid tax in my life?” a furious beet farmer, Nicos Calaminitos from Keleftekos, a village 45 kms from Athens told Greek radio station, AKS.

Certainly, the mood is strained, the IMF’s Legarde wants assurances first before unloading more billions into the Greek black hole, however how is one to deal with the Greek aversion to paying tax?

Dimitrios Kolokalotiris, a shepherd from Thessaloniki may have the answer: “We get the money, the Germans pay tax for us. This is the only way. Now, excuse me, I have to ride to tend my flock in my Porsche.”

EU: Summer’s Coming and So Are 25 Million Refugees

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Ahh, you can relax now, summer’s here and you’ve got your feet dangling in the warm azure waters, sipping what seems to be an endless cocktail, and the sun beams down on you with a big wholesome smile.

As the Turks open the borders, the Aegean will be a flood of boats, all coming to permanently visit the illustrious shores of Europe, an estimated 25 million refugees will make the crossing this summer alone, the warm weather, an auspicious less perilous journey, all raring to go to the promised land.

Since the Russians have been carpet bombing large swathes of Syria killing civilians indiscriminately, the wave of human misery has not stopped, and will only get worse as Putin, Assad’s henchman, continues his dirty work.

As for Chancellor Merkel, she is too pre-occupied with her vanity project, the EU, which as sure as night and day is now at the cusp of implosion, especially when Greece is going to ask for another 400 Billion euro bailout.

Book your holiday now while you still have the chance.

 

Twitter Invites Soviet Speech Police to Control Discussion

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Twitter Invites Soviet Speech Police to Control Discussion

 

The Orwellian nightmare where thoughtcrime can be punished by physical arrest is upon us much sooner than was thought possible.

“I would have thought the Soviet techniques would have been rolled out in 2050 but we’re still in 2016 and that’s a big move in my humble opinion. Twitter is now controlled completely by one single Soviet point of view, there are no alternative views allowed, and if you even try to discuss something you are erased immediately,” a man of reason and logic wrote, before being blocked, his account erased and the necessary authorities notified.

Cultural Marxism

It is interesting to note that so-called liberals in America who are meant to be ‘free thinking progressives’ are actually authoritarian Marxists who shut down any form of discussion and label it ‘hate speech’ or ‘dissent’. These Marxist politically correct denizens of inequity and misappropriation are an affront to intelligence, because freedom of speech is a prerequisite element of any normal functioning society, especially one that aspires to embrace intellectual thought-provoking discussion. If you shut off the voice of people you may disagree with, you ensure only a one sided skewed message is broadcast within your totalitarian sand box.

More than 40 organizations and ‘experts’ from 13 regions, who are all either militant leftists, socialists, and Marxists are joining as inaugural members of Twitter’s freshly-created ‘Trust and Safety Council’ synonymous with George Orwell’s ‘Thought Police’ in his novel, 1984.

The list of members included The Anti-Defamation League; EU Kids Online, and Feminist Frequency.

Looking at Twitter’s spectacular fall in the stock market below its original IPO level, there is a certainty that this erroneous anti-free speech move by Twitter will see even more severe declines in their already plummeting stock as millions abscond from the site every month.

By only embracing a one-sided deconstructive voice of militant socialism, Marxism and feminism, Twitter is now alienating large groups of people who will have to look elsewhere to exercise their right to free speech. Twitter will thus be only a tool to disseminate left-wing propaganda within a totalitarian Marxist environment of political correctness.

EMERGENCY: Zika Already Spread Globally Australia, China, USA, UK

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EMERGENCY: Zika Already Spread Globally Australia, China, USA, UK

Because planes are flying globally, the Zika virus is now reaching parts of the world and spreading fast. Air travel is a serious threat to global populations contracting Zika, a virus with an incubation period of two to seven days.

There may not even be symptoms of infection and millions of people could soon be carrying the Zika virus unaware of their deadly cargo.

Some cases have been discovered in Australia, a pregnant woman has contracted the Zika virus. In America there have been reports of Zika infection, and also in China. Four cases of Zika have been found in the UK. These are the infections that are discovered, as Zika is a covert virus, it can spread far and wide without knowledge from the authorities.

It is therefore advisable that pregnant women who contract the Zika virus receive immediate abortions, and that the populace within infected areas desist from any sexual activity with a partner, and do not receive blood transfusions.

Zika is transmitted through mosquito bites, bodily fluid transmission like blood, semen, saliva.

As long as there is air travel on a mass scale globally, there will be no end to the Zika infection rate.

AIR FLIGHT STATISTICS

In 2013 there were 99,726 flights per day. There are 49,871 routes being served globally. Some are served many times a day, others only once every two weeks or even just a few times a year. Annually there are approximately 37.4 million flights globally serving 2.97 billion passengers. Source ATAG

EU Referendum: Selling Britain Off On the Cheap is Good Says EU

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EU Referendum: Selling Britain Off On the Cheap is Good Says EU

David Cameron is a good little doggy, she begs and comes as soon as her masters call her.

“We feed her little morsels of scrap here and there, and if she is a bad little doggy we put Cameron in the dog house,” an unelected EU representative told Euronews.

But whilst begging, Cameron did a little doo doo on the British flag, that was rather naughty, wasn’t it?

“Au contraire mes amis, nous welcome such antics by les rosbifs, we positivement encourage such actions. C’est un tre,tre, formidable thing to do!” an excited Frenchie told the BBC.

Frau Merkel, one of Cameron’s trainers was rather circumspect about the little doggy.

“If Cameron ka ka’s on my Bavarian carpet I shall have the little mutt shot!” she said gruffly whilst kicking the yelping little dog with an almighty boot.

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