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Britain Will Never Forget America’s Sacrifice on D-Day

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Freeing France from their Nazi overlords on 6 June 1944 was not going to be an easy task for anyone. The Germans had entrenched themselves in the defeated country with little or no resistance. In fact, many French fully accepted their German masters and accommodated them very well. The Parisian life was in full swing, the German soldiers entertained in Cabaret clubs and life was good for the French hosts. The last thing any Parisian was thinking about was liberation.

Operation Overlord, conducted with immaculate secrecy was the largest naval, air and land invasion in military history, and took months of intricate planning.

Operation Neptune was the naval component of Operation Overlord, and involved over 7,000 naval vessels landing over 132,000 troops on the beaches of Normandy.

It was the ingenuity of the British secret service who planted the seeds in the German high command that the main focus of invasion was Calais and the Norwegian front utilising German double agents feeding Hitler false information. The British even utilised fake radio chatter, and a body double of Field Marshal Montgomery flying to Gibraltar and Algiers fooling the Germans who thought no attack was going to occur in Northern France if he was in the Mediterranean.

When the invasion came, the Germans were caught off guard and even though the Allies took heavy losses, they acquired a decent foothold in the region to push forward further into France and liberate the rest of Europe. Hitler was now not only being pushed by the Russians but by the Allied forces who had pulled off the biggest ruse and subsequent invasion right under his nose. No doubt it was the beginning of the end for his Nazi Reich in its current form, although today, we see further German hegemony via the European Union, not militarily of course, but through economical conquest.

On the anniversary of D-Day and the President of the United States’ visit, Britain must never forget our Allies, especially those brave American troops who many gave their lives on those blood soaked Normandy beaches for the freedoms we should be enjoying today, which are unfortunately being eroded by heavy handed censorship and political correctness.

The fallen heroes 2,700 British, 946 Canadians, and 6,603 Americans who gave their lives on D-Day shall be remembered.

Hail Caesar! Donald Trump Visits Britain

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Socialists, Jeremy Corbyn, commie scum, remoaners, terrorists, Sadiq Khan, treasonous traitors, Theresa May, pathetic losers, are all running for cover today as the Chief, President Donald Trump comes to London town.

“You can see them all scuttling for cover as the great leader of the most powerful country in the world arrives today in the UK. Donald Trump brings the legacy of the United States’ union with Britain over the years, an ally who has endured the horror of World War II, and who has been at the forefront of International leadership, is like a beacon of light shining over the destructive socialist message of Marxist ideology,” one commentator revealed.

Landing at Stansted, there was no red carpet for Trump and his wife Melania, and no one of any import to meet the President, but Trump took this in his stride as he boarded his presidential chopper.

Trump has been hunted, he has been vilified, but he has endured each and every time. He is the antithesis to the Communist credo which has taken hold of much of America’s so called ‘progressives’ who are actually censorious totalitarian regressives.

There is no doubt that he will win in 2020, despite the major purges by major search engines and social media aligned with partisan American media companies.

Unfortunately, the three day Donald Trump visit will not end with a boxing match between the London Mayor, Sadiq Khan and President, however there may be plans for the president’s helicopter to hover outside the Mayor’s office window whilst Trump undoes his trousers and moons the incompetent Mayor before flying back to America.

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How to Be Successful in the Betting Game

Making a living from betting is no easy game and anyone who says so is lying through their rotten teeth. It takes many variables to be a success in the game, and these variables depend not only on yourself, but external choices you make and rely on during your betting career.

It’s not like a regular 9 – 5 job, successful gambling can be all consuming and a real commitment is needed to excel from the rest plus beat the odds. Sheer will power and a decent knowledge are a good starting point.

Know thyself 

It stands to reason that to make waves in any endeavour one must know themselves inside out, you must know your strengths and weaknesses. You must also be able to control your impulses and carry a self-discipline that martial artists cultivate over many years. Do not dwell on your losses and do not celebrate too long on your wins.

Understand value

Like an eagle, you must be able to spot the difference in odds, to see opportunities that have been undervalued, and jump in. Vice versa, when the odds are stacked against you, stay away. Learning to stay away from blatantly bad or tricky odds will save you a packet in the long run. Take advantage of free bets like the Paddy Power offer code.

Know your game

The key to success is knowledge about what you are doing. If you like a particular game, research every little part of it historically. You have to analyse every little nuance and know the game inside out. This way you will be able to anticipate and pursue real winners, and spot the losing play. Do not just go on a hunch or instinct, and never think a play is a sure thing win, because the laws of probability may come to haunt you.

Know your numbers

Understanding mathematics is crucial to winning in betting. You must understand how bookmakers make odds, and understand probability in any given game you choose to bet in. Suffice to say, without maths, you’re just pissing in the wind.

Keep records of your bets

Long-term success depends on your ability to record and look back to your previous bets. Keeping a record also serves as an accounting tool for your spending. Spreadsheets should include each game, odds, amount betted, and any other comment that may be of use. This will be of service in analysing your progress.

Start off with a decent bankroll

One of the main reasons people fail in gambling is they started off with insufficient funds. Do not bet on scared money. Your bankroll should be large enough to absorb any losses and not demoralise you. Losing is part of the game and the successful gambler moves on without a twitch of anxiety. Never bet on money you cannot afford to lose, because when you lose, you really will lose. Depending on which game you choose to play, you must keep bets in line with your initial bankroll. Only bet a percentage of your money at one time.

Vindictive Theresa May Bans President of the United States Trump From Meeting Farage

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There’s nothing like a sore loser who gets all vindictive and nasty…cue outgoing PM Theresa May, a woman so afraid of her own shadow and everyone else’s, that she cowers in fear at the very thought of Trump jocularly slapping Farage on the back whilst joking about that terrible loser of a PM May amidst photographers clicking away.

“This pathetic loser is now dictating to the President of the United States of America on who he can meet when he visits Britain. Just because she was ousted from her job for being a Remainer loser and had gone rogue, she is now some kind of dictator in her last days,” one angry and disgusted parliamentarian revealed.

During his official trip to the UK, Donald Trump should be allowed to meet whoever he wants, and it is not up to some grisly stick insect former PM to dictate anything to him.

The bets are out of course, and it is possible Farage will meet with Trump, and Boris Johnson, who the president favours for the role of PM.

Socialists like Theresa May do seem to have that vindictive nasty streak to them when they lose, and Mrs May is an accustomed loser par excellence. These people just do not get it that they have lost, they cannot move on, they cannot fathom the thought of doing the honourable thing and graciously accept defeat. We have seen it in the Remainers time and time again, and even across the pond, where American socialists are still mourning the loss of the 2016 election.

Democracy does not mean if one faction loses a vote, it demands numerous other votes until that faction wins. The censorious socialists are the sorest losers of all and we have seen their dirty games played daily regarding the EU referendum result, which to this day they deny was a vote to leave the EU.

Mr. Trump, when you come to the UK, you can meet Nigel Farage. Please do not let some vindictive old hag dictate anything to you. No doubt the censors ordered by May will try to blot out any prospective meeting with Farage but fuck ’em.

Is John Cleese Racist For Stating that London is Not an English City Anymore? We Investigate

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Recently, Monty Python lord of comedy and satire, John Cleese dared to state that London is not an English city anymore. The resulting outrage on Twitter is further proof that this statement is very divisive in an age of extreme political correctness that fares as a sort of modern gulag of cultural Marxism and has effectively killed off comedy.

We decided to investigate this Cleesian statement ourselves and to discover whether London is English anymore.

To get a good understanding of the current situation, we embarked on a walking tour of many areas of London to gauge the extent of the problem.

Starting off in North London, we ventured clockwise around the city and ended our investigation in the centre.

First off, Highgate, once a quaint village, now a bustling part of the city, resplendent with some celebrity digs, including another Python, Terry Gilliam.

Our reporter asks a random man walking down the High Street whether he feels London is English anymore?

“Nu prea știu despre asta. Îmi pare rău că nu înțeleg niciun cuvânt pe care l-ai spus?” the man says before walking off bemused.

The next stop was Bethnal Green in East London, formerly an area where Cockney gangsters used to frequent.

We ask another person the question.

The burly woman waves her hands in a confused manner exclaiming “Aš tai tikrai nežinau. Atsiprašau, kad negaliu suprasti nė vieno žodžio, kurį pasakėte?” before walking off with her four children in prams.

 

Moving South we end up in Dulwich, once a haunt for a certain Tory PM.

We ask another person the question about Englishness in London.

The African gentleman explains decisively “Angazi ngempela ngalokho. Ngiyaxolisa angiqondi izwi olikhulumile?”

Now in West London, our hopes of finding an answer to the question are quashed once again.

“Я действительно не знаю об этом. Извините, я не понимаю слова, которое вы сказали?”

The Russian gentleman in Kensington then gets in his chauffeur driven Mercedes and disappears into a traffic jam looking confused.

Our investigation ends outside the Houses of Parliament in Westminster.

We ask a lady wearing a business suit walking along the historic building the question.

“Naistina ne znam za tova. Sŭzhalyavam, che ne moga da razbera duma, koyato kazakhte?”

Was John Cleese right all the time? Surely not…but we have to say, things have certainly changed since the Sixties when the Python crew were so prevalent..

 

CREATIVE CITIES: STOCKHOLM

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Welcome to beautiful Stockholm: replete with historic views and Scandinavian aesthetics. The city is built around 14 islands, which means wonderful waterside walks. Our guide is Misaki Tsuchiyama, creative strategist at INGO Stockholm and occasional writer on advertising matters.

The most creative museum or gallery

Fotografiska Stadsgårdshamnen 22, is a contemporary photography museum whose Fotografiska museumcurators know how to surprise the audience with each temporary exhibition. I saw Swedish photojournalist Paul Hansen’s work here and amazed to view the world through his eyes. The top floor café overlooking the stunning Stockholm waterscape is the perfect place for fika, Swedish tea time. Plus the gift shop is a great spot for anyone who wants to take home an arty gift.

The café where you go to read, write or be inspired

Rosendhals garden cafeRosendals Trädgård, Rosendalsterrassen 12. A hidden gem of a garden café situated on Djurgården island. I love to go there on a sunny day sunbathe and check out cute plants. You can pick up pastries like the famous Swedish cinnamon bans. The garden is like an accessible oasis for Stockholmers, where it’s easy to spend hours picnicking under the trees.

 

A restaurant with a difference

Gamla Enskede Matbod Stockholmsvägen 17. A charming restaurant inside a little houseGamla Enskeda restaurant located in a residential square. It makes me feel as if I am visiting a relative’s home for dinner. Very casual and cozy, yet quality Swedish foods. I ate venison steak once, and it was delicious! The staff are friendly and sweet as well.

 

The most creative neighborhood

SodermalmSödermalm is known for a boho-chic creative atmosphere. There is a cool outdoor restaurant owned by a film studio, Bleck, Katarina Bangata 68. It’s a popular summer gathering place for advertising folk. Many vintage shops, book stores, and small select shops to be found here. All in all a nice area to walk around in and get lost.

The store you can’t walk past without going in

Myrorna store
Myrorna store

The thrift shop Myrorna (www.myrorna.se) Götgatan 79. Am I cheap? Maybe. You would be surprised how Swedish thrift shops carry many Scandinavian vintage items. If you are into furniture, books, and porcelain, go get your hands dirty with some treasure hunting! If you prefer your hands clean but still love vintage, Bacchus Antik (bacchusantik.com), Upplandsgaten 46 is your dream antique shop. It offers beautifully selected Scandinavian restored furniture. The retro lamps would definitely add some character to your interior.

European Election Results Prove That Communism is Rife in UK

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Remoaners are effectively communists and embrace the political ideology of communism. They support non-democracy and do not value the result of the largest democratic vote ever held in the UK — the EU Referendum of 2016, where 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU.

This refusal to accept democracy, thus makes Remoaners part of the totalitarian EU Soviet machinery, where these brainwashed people abhor the right to a democratic vote, and detest capitalism as well as freedom.

In the spirit of Stalin and other communist leaders throughout history, Remoaners embrace the unelected officials of the EU Commission and the EU’s mantle of communism in which it dictates its ridiculous collectivist regulations and authoritarian rules.

The Marxists in Brussels are an elite unit of collectivists, much in line with the communist ideology of Lenin and Stalin.

The Liberal Democrats would not know democracy if it hit them in their faces, they are communists, who embrace communism. They are not liberal in any sense, because if you support subverting democracy and embracing the authoritarian rule of an EU Soviet state, how could you be?

The BBC corporation that receives millions of euros from the EU, has no doubt proclaimed that the Liberal Democrat vote tallied with other Remoaner parties like the Greens, means an assured victory for their plan to destroy Brexit. They refuse to even acknowledge the Brexit party conclusively won the European elections. This total disregard for democracy is the key to aligning itself with the doctrine of communism and socialism.

 

Communism within the UK is now part of the ideological makeup of not only millions of people within the population but whole institutions, where irregular underhand funding has created a massive bias against not only democracy as a political ideology, but of capitalism and free market economics.

The communists within the UK are very well-organised, and this is why these comrades in arms, who are willing to do anything for their beloved Soviet EU super state, are a force to be reckoned with. It may take many generations to deprogram these people, and to cleanse the UK’s institutions of the infiltrated communists, but this can only be achieved with a clean Brexit.

It is an anathema to Remoaners that 160 countries operate freely outside EU regulations within WTO rules, and the Project Fear that is applied daily by the Bolsheviks against a Brexit is testament to the sheer level of communist ideology encroaching the population within the United Kingdom today.

The nations and citizens of the EU are an enslaved imprisoned group, stuck in a communist ideology that is increasingly becoming more totalitarian every day. It will soon become insufferable to be imprisoned in this monolithic undemocratic super state, when the EU army increases its hold, and the unelected EU Commission continue their acts of Big Brotheresque dictatorship. George Orwell warned us about this many years ago, and yet the people dare to support a Soviet superstate aligned firmly within the collectivist Communist ideology of the EU.

As mentioned earlier, it will take many generations to counter the deep brainwashing of the EU Soviet state on the UK population, but there are some who are awake, there are some who value democracy and individual freedom — these people voted for the Brexit party in the European elections.

If the UK remains in the EU at the behest of the communist Remoaners and their anti-democratic fervour, it will be their children who will be drafted into the EU army and pushed to the freezing Eastern front to fight the Russians as cannon fodder, whilst the children of the elite EU Commission will no doubt be protected from such suicide.

We can only reclaim our freedom one day by leaving the EU with a Clean Brexit, otherwise the UK and its illustrious historical significance, and democracy will be lost forever, never to return.

Change UK Anna Soubry Celebrates Election Triumph of Winning No Seats

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“We are celebrating our Remainer anti-democratic electoral message of trying to stop Brexit by winning no seats for MEPs in the European elections. Not only that, we achieved an incredible 2,300 votes. This is an extraordinary result and proof that the 17.4 million people who voted to leave the EU in 2016 are wrong and the largest democratic vote in Britain’s history should be annulled,” a jubilant Anna Soubry proclaimed after the election results came in.

Chukked Obama, another Change UK representative was also ecstatic at the election result for his party and was seen rubbing his bald head vigorously with joy.

“Today we have made remoaner history by winning no seats in the EU parliament. This profound victory is proof that the mood of the country has changed because of us, and I demand we revoke Article 50 as early as tomorrow because we have the mandate to do so.”

In other news — firemen at a London house fire that had burned completely to the ground, declared the house safe to occupy again, and the London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, declared London’s blood stained streets with dead bodies covered in stab wounds, safe to walk in.

Ideas That Will Help You Increase Your Wealth

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People are always looking to make a positive change in their lives, a change that will be beneficial in a number of ways. Like when it comes to securing your wealth, which is an important matter to attend to. Earning money isn’t just the only thing that applies to an individual’s wealth. The simple part is earning the money, but you want to be able to hold onto the money you earn, right? While holding onto that money, you want to be able to make it grow too. There are people out there who are always looking to earn more money, make the money that they grow increase by a large margin. Now, there are a number of ways to help your money grow, one is to invest.

There is a lot that comes with being an investor, and you be able to invest the money you earn in order to gain a bigger profit. This means you’ll be able to gain some profitable returns through a number of ways including:

  • Amount of cash flow from real estate or business
  • Value appreciation from real estate, your stock portfolio, and a number of assets
  • The multitude of interest and dividends

It’s not exactly extremely difficult to become an investor, but you’d be facing a large potential of returns. Meaning your money will grow the way you want it to so that you can do more from a financial point of view. The question to think about is why should you invest, to begin with?

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Why Should You Take The Time To Invest

When it comes to investing, well, there are a lot of things that you are going to want to keep in mind. In simpler terms, you will be able to significantly grow your money over time. This is all possible due to the power of compound returns, which are vital. Another name for compounding returns is the Eighth Wonder of the World. Put it like this, a single dollar could potentially grow into millions of dollars which is incredible. It comes down to figuring out where you want to invest your money. You could start by looking into gold IRA reviews, but it doesn’t stop with those. There are a number of investment options for you to consider, and you may take a liking towards a few of them.

Consider Trying Investment Bonds

Essentially, when you purchase a bond you’ll be loaning a certain amount of money to the government or even a company. You can even consider buying a foreign bond as well, it’s typically the US government. Basically, you will be paid interest by the company over the bond’s duration, or life cycle.

There Are Mutual Funds

Now, you do have the option of buying single stocks, but you’ll be able to invest in mutual funds as well. Basically, this enables you to buy what is known as a basket of stocks all in one purchase. These mutual funds are not only managed but chosen by a mutual fund manager. You want to keep in mind that these managers will charge are percentage based fee. This is a fee that will come up with mutual fund investments. In some cases, these particular fees can cause some difficult measures when it comes to beating the market. On the flip side, a lot of mutual fund investors never actually have to beat the stock market to begin with.

There is nothing wrong with pursuing a chance to increase your wealth in order to secure a better financial life. By making the right moves, you’ll be looking a better way of increasing your wealth in the most positive manner possible.

Auntie Ann Widdecombe Coming to Brussels to Breathe Down Juncker’s Neck

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The South West results are in, and auntie Widdecombe is now an elected MEP.

“I can’t wait to come to Brussels and to show that old drunkard how to conduct business in the EU, especially when it comes to dealing with Brexit,” auntie Widdecombe jubilantly revealed.

All those Conservative and Labour shisters who have lost their seats after the biggest drubbing in hundreds of years is a clue that their Brexit position is not appreciated by the voters, and is the fault of Theresa May.

Auntie Widdecombe is sure to sort this whole mess out once and for all.

“I will grab Juncker by the balls and tell him what he has to do.”

The consensus is deliver a proper clean Brexit or die.