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Trump Name Already Forgotten

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Trump Name Already Forgotten

Fading away in disgrace is a sad thing to happen to anyone, but to someone like Trump it is the final insult as even his most ardent fans desert him, the sands of time fade into the distance leaving nothing but silence.

Who abandoned who, maybe both sides abandoned each other, Trump abandoned his supporters when he did not invoke the Insurrection Act in time, and his supporters abandoned Trump when all the promises went to shit?

Where was the Kraken?

Amongst all of this we had the agitators, the fake news peddlers, the disinfo-artists and the Capitol agent provocateurs. It all added to a mix, a swamp soup that frankly tasted like shit. Talking of shit, Mike Pence was an additional abandonment which also put the nail firmly in the Trump coffin.

The inauguration of a false president on January 20th will be a funny day indeed, where half the country is devastated but resolved to the destruction of democracy, justice and the integrity of the electoral system. Nothing will have been done to resolve the injustices of the stolen election, and America will no doubt be a compromised nation, as much as Biden and his dealings with the CCP will compromise national security.

Would it not be a wonderful scene if Biden was driven up to the gates of the White House and turned back? That would be a wishful dream of a scenario, which would bring much hope into the hearts of Americans everywhere who actually love their country in stark contrast to the so-called progressives who wish to make the country into China.

Is there any more room on Trump’s back for a knife, as the proliferation of knives firmly embedded in his back are so numerous, they cannot be counted?

As all is lost now, only the morose socialists rule, and their desire to inflict as much pain on conservatives over the next four years is about to begin in earnest, a time that will sicken many, and turn many to an early grave.

Alas, all has been lost and there is nowhere to go for many, their internet havens lost forever, their voices silenced, their states trashed, and their establishments completely compromised. No one did anything worth while.

China…

Biden Gets Ready to Accept Thousands Migrant Caravan Crossing

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Biden Gets Ready to Accept Thousands Migrant Caravan Crossing

Benito Gutiérrez, 25, from Honduras has been on the road now for six days. All he has with him are a tiny backpack, and the clothes he wears.

“Joe Biden. He promised us amnesty, he will open the gates for us, so we can live our life in America. Once I have my house, free healthcare, my car, I will send for my family. All of them.”

The plight of the migrants promised a better life by Biden’s Democrat Party is at the moment insufferable, these poor people are walking for miles, sometimes trucks give them a ride, sometimes they jump on a train. They do not wash, they go without food for days, and many have even been robbed.

“It is up to you Biden. We will see you at the walls after January 20th when you become president. You promised us free passage, so you must keep your word,” Gutiérrez adds, punching his fist defiantly in the air.

Joe Biden’s decision to immediately ask Congress to offer legal status to an estimated 11 million illegal aliens is fully supported by the Democrats, and his decision to allow the migrant caravans through will also be paramount.

Honduras, Guatemala, Venezuela, Mexico, Columbia, El Salvador, all places where the poor, full of hope for the future are bidding for the Trump walls to be torn down, and the roads opened to the great land of the free, the United States of America.

Globalism Update: We’ve Got Four Years Work to Catch Up

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Globalism Update: We’ve Got Four Years Work to Catch Up

Hi, it’s your globalist masters here. We finally kicked out that irritation we had in the White House. It was certainly not easy work, and we had to spend billions of dollars paying off the right people, but we eventually got the job done. What with cutting off the voice of the dissenters and rigging the election we eventually installed our puppet.

The puppet we installed, he’ll be gone soon too, but let’s keep quiet about that one for now.

So, it’s back to globalisation folks, especially in America, we have a lot of catching up to do. What with reversing everything the idiot in the White House did in four years, we have a lot of laws, legislation, gun grabbing, nationalistic foreign policy to reverse.

First off on our agenda — China, you’re back in the fold. You have already pilfered all our intellectual property and military secrets, but we’re going to have to give you more secrets to bolster your military further. We’re also going to have to invite your key workers (CCP spies) back into our companies and universities. America will also revert to the trading system before Trump came into office and messed things up. You need to make money off our backs as we fire our workers and give you all the business, we understand. This is globalism after all.

Our model for the world is China, a country that has always been our darling. We will increase censorship, and model everything on your evil communist system. Citizen credit scores, slave labour, midnight disappearances, and communist re-education camps for all those adorable American patriots.

We will also install a 5G Chinese mast in every neighbourhood so all the lovely globalised citizens living there can get tumours in a few years, if they’re lucky.

So, there you go globalist comrades, fellow Bilderbergers, Tony Blair, Obama, Xi Jinping and all the others, we have a lot of work ahead of us, as soon as China Joe is inaugurated illegally, we will start rebuilding the NWO.

The Joy of Living in Today’s Internet Gulag

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The Joy of Living in Today’s Internet Gulag

Witness the happy, happy people, they converse in robotic tones, the echo chamber echoes their controlled words across the delightful internet gulag. Oh joy, another Woke pronouncement has been made, let us all gather around to repeat the soviet mantras until they are seared in our controlled minds.

This is now the hive mind where everybody says the same thing, there is no such thing as individualism or individual thought in the gulag’s hive mind, no, that sort of thing is totally unacceptable and is cancelled immediately.

What a wonderful internet gulag we live in now, we have all the time in the gulag world to say exactly the same thing as our comrades, our soviet gulag of the mind is so wonderfully controlled, thank you so much Comrade Zuckerberg, and Comrade Jackboot Dorsey, your nose ring glistens in the interrogators’ lights as another dissident is beaten to death for daring to question something.

As a commodity, a piece of software in the gulag, we say the same things, we look the same, and we agree to everything that is said by our beloved controllers. Oh, look over there, Bezos the Merciless has just quadrupled his stock value, it’s okay though because he will be transferring 95% of profits offshore, so he does not have to pay tax. Every comrade within the internet gulag is tracked so well now that Bezos knows what you want to buy before you even log on to his site.

Everything is now so very dull, grey and colourless in the internet gulag, but that’s okay, just repeat what the other comrade over there said and smile because you are now safe where you will never have to think for yourself ever again. Thinking for yourself is gravely dangerous, this is why you have to be told what to think and who to vote for by your Google masters and post harmless whimsical soviet Wokisms on Twitter and Facebook whilst buying useless trinkets on Amazon that were made in China.

Everyone is happy on the internet gulag, the echo chamber resonates with joyful repetition, our soviet mantras, a beautiful chorus of blandness, chanted by the hive mind where the brainwashed masses do things that they have no control over, their programming so solid they do not have an inkling about anything else.

Go back to sleep now sweet comrade, as your tired eyes focus on the hundred thousandth banal YouTube video, all saying the same words, all playing that same disgustingly repetitive saccharine ukulele tune over and over again ad infinitum…

If Your Vote Doesn’t Count Any More – Vote With Your Feet

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If Your Vote Doesn’t Count Any More – Vote With Your Feet

If every disenfranchised citizen enacted this plan, then the big bullies would sit up. That’s what they are — bullies. They bully people with mass censorship, with taking away your right to vote in an election, take away your voice, and they bully you through discrimination, calling people despicable or deplorable just because those people believe in something other than Marxism. They bully you with their beliefs which are always right in their minds as they shove that shit down your throat every fucking day.

Bullies, especially greedy ones only respond to you taking their goodies away, and in this case that’s money. Take away their money, and they may start to change their bullying ways although this is very highly unlikely, it will just slow them down a little, but that’s good enough.

Just don’t shop there, don’t give a cent or penny to ‘Woke’ businesses, boycott all Big Tech products, delete your accounts at bully boy totalitarian social media companies, don’t use certain search engines, never buy anything or watch anything from so-called artists/actors/comedians who express their leftist Woke opinions, or virtue signal in public.

There is a wealth of stuff you can indulge your brain in which predates much of the Woke nonsense being pushed down your throat these days. Where the cunts cancel, you can indulge in a wealth of knowledge that they will not dare look at any more.

With just a little level of organisation one can easily extricate themselves from today’s push to indoctrinate people with Woke Marxist Sovietized effluent farted from the brainwashed rectums of bullying celebrities/government officials and conglomerates taking their orders from Communist China.

Do not go to their cinemas, do not go to their websites, do not buy their products, do not give them views or listens, do not buy their books/dvd/movies, do not join their parties, do not vote in rigged elections, do not watch their news services, do not even acknowledge their existence, if you can, do not pay their taxes because they do not represent you.

If every disenfranchised person did this, and the numbers of these humans is certainly large, then the bullying cunts would surely notice. Maybe they might get some semblance of a message, although this is highly debatable with the level of Woke brainwashing currently around.

Worth a try though, give it a go, if you have any integrity and a modicum of self-respect left. Do it!

Last Stand at the Alamo

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Last Stand at the Alamo

 

 

 

America Needs a New Party Representing Real Americans

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America Needs a New Party Representing Real Americans

The Democrats represent globalisation, Big Tech oligarchy, anti-Americanism and Chinese communism, the Republicans represent globalisation, self-preservation, greed and backstabbing. None of these parties in today’s America represent real American people, in fact they are so far removed from the grassroots people they hate, they see the people as pieces of shit not worthy of thought or policy.

America needs a new grassroots party away from GOP, away from the Democrat party.

None of the current parties are fit for purpose any more, and need to be relegated to the dustbin of history, both parties have failed America deeply.

It is time for Americans to build a new party that actually represents them.

 

Eight Days to Save the Republic

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Eight Days to Save the Republic

Time waits for no one, and cowardice lasts forever in the history books. There are now eight days to save the Republic, and America from China. Once those eight days are over, all will be lost, and it will be too late to do anything because Biden and his Marxist comrades will have command of the military and all the agencies to not only hunt down every Trump supporter but to open the doors further for the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

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Treachery and treason against the American constitution are now commended by the Democrat Party, which has abandoned traditional liberal qualities to embrace a far-left communist political stance.

The Democrats want to inflict as much pain as they can on half of America’s population, and they will enjoy inflicting this pain, they will love it, as their psychosis increases in level daily. The ‘deplorables’ will be hunted down one by one if need be, and they will have their former rights violated, they will have their firearms seized, they will be fired from their businesses, they will have everything taken from them to punish them for four years of Trump rule.

Groups like ANTIFA and BLM will be elevated by Biden’s White House, they will be given the keys to any city they want, in any state, and they will be unleashed on to any population centre to spread their nihilistic messages of hate and reverse-racism. They want to push their Marxist programming down your throats, and if you do not receive them well then you will be in the wrong, and you will be punished severely, supported of course by the Biden administration.

Conservatives have already been nearly completely purged from the internet and airways, but this is just the beginning, the churches will be the next target, they will be closed down forcibly, because they know that American patriots believe in god, and it sustains their message. They want to remove that completely so patriots, Christians will have nowhere to go any more. They will utilise the virus pandemic lockdowns for this purpose, as a ruse, but eventually it will become permanent.

America’s guns will be confiscated through ‘mandatory buyback’ schemes, and if you refuse, you go to jail, it’s as simple as that. Once you go to jail, they take your guns anyway. Again, the virus lockdown system will be used to take away private arms from every citizen.

No mercy for ‘deplorables’

Biden will not hesitate to invoke the Insurrection Act to use America’s military against Trump supporters and anyone seen as a direct threat to the CCP controlled Democrat Party. The final irony of the situation will be that Biden will use something that Trump chickened out of doing. By not committing to the Insurrection Act, Trump will be responsible for millions of Americans being deemed as terrorists, defined by the Biden administration. Trump now has eight days to save America, or forever lose everything.

As soon as Biden shoehorns himself into the position of presidency he will give trillions of dollars to Democrat run states, so they can spend it on profligate socialist pet projects that do not benefit anything. The money printing will escalate to such a level that the U.S. Dollar will eventually not be worth the paper it’s printed on. Hyperinflation will make daily goods unaffordable to most Americans, and combined with mandatory lockdowns, not only will businesses all go under, but people will starve in their own homes. You will not have a choice any more, especially as food banks run out of money, and the farmers all go bankrupt thanks to Biden’s anti-farmer policies.

Unless something is done in the next eight days, America will become China’s fuckbuddy, might as well get Uncle Sam to bend over and get fucked up the ass by a Chinese commie dick.

There will be nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, as Biden and Harris’ China controlled men come to de-Americanize you.

Eight days folks, that is all there is to it. Either Trump steps up to the plate, or all will be lost forever.

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BREAKING: Trump Declares National Emergency

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BREAKING: Trump Declares National Emergency

 

https://breaking911.com/breaking-trump-declares-emergency-in-d-c/

https://www.lbc.co.uk/usa/trump-declares-state-of-emergency-in-dc-ahead-of-biden-inauguration/

There are troops all over D.C.

Limited information at this moment.

False alarm – Trump did not suddenly grow a pair of balls and invoke the Insurrection Act.

Nothing to see here folks.

Banning the Voice of Half a Nation Only Creates More Hatred and Discord

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Banning the Voice of Half a Nation Only Creates More Hatred and Discord

Just a month ago, Joe Biden was talking about ‘healing’ the country. How did his party and associate social networking/newspapers/banking partners achieve this healing effect — by banning the voices of millions of people.

One can only assume that the Democrats and their cronies want to achieve discord and even more polarisation than there already existed.

Banning things through Cancel Culture only creates more animosity and hatred, and brings the nation closer to civil war as whole swathes of people and companies are silenced/deplatformed.

The only positive thing about this and the celebratory stance being shown by those who are doing the banning is that they have revealed themselves fully for what they are. Right now these elements will be targeted clandestinely, and they will reap the wrath of the disenfranchised at some time in the near future.

TWTR

After dumping the President and his 88 million supporters, as well as many other conservative personalities, Twitter shares tumbled and may continue their downward trajectory in the near to long term. Trump’s supporters represented 47% of Twitter’s daily active users, and now many are leaving the site in droves. Twitter may become the Myspace of social networks soon if it continues to completely eviscerate its users simply because it cannot tolerate anyone who is not a Marxist, Woke, socialist automaton.

Parler, a greatly misunderstood free speech platform is now off the internet simply because of political bias and power play. It saw a 750% increase in users in only a month and was top of the app list before it was sabotaged by scared greedy rival networks like Twitter, Google, and Amazon. These Big Tech companies saw the success of Parler, and were afraid that their monopolies were at risk, so they chose to deplatform it, ostracize it, take away its servers, relegating it into the bin of history, much like they have done to all their competition. This is why the Big Tech companies are monopolies, and a serious danger to freedom on the internet.

If the Democrats call this ‘healing’ what do they call ‘harming’?

It’s all good though, now everyone can see what these nefarious evil companies are about. Irrespective of political belief, are we not all humans, do we not all bleed the same blood? The Big Tech companies actually hate humans, and seek to punish/divide us. They are the ones in the wrong, instead of unity, they divide, and they inflict pain on millions of people as a matter of greed and power play. Even Angela Merkel has chimed in with her disgust at what has happened. It’s all in plain sight now for all to see, and for this, they will one day be punished severely for their greed, hatred and vindictive nastiness. Karma is a bitch, and she never forgets.

 

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