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Cancel Culture News: Thanos Wants to Cancel Half Universe

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Cancel Culture News: Thanos Wants to Cancel Half Universe

We are receiving news that there is some guy called Thanos who wants to cancel exactly half of the population of the universe, obviously including all life on earth. Cancel culture seems to be a philosophy not only carried out by bullying totalitarian censorious Marxist scumbags on earth, but some green dude from outer space.

“Fun Isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. But this… does put a smile on my face,” Thanos said on Friday.

Cancel culture on earth is what happens when vindictive, ruthless Marxists want to show off their power by totally ruining a known figure’s career completely just because they voiced their own opinion. They and their career are entirely erased, and they leave as if they never existed in the first place. The latest victim of cancel culture seems to be some guy called Jeremy Clarkson, who is the target of vindictive entity Meghan Markle. At one point, Clarkson was sort of well known, but as of tomorrow will have been cancelled from all existence.

“I do not know who this Clarkson is? If he is Asgardian, no matter, he will be deleted. What is a Meghan Markle? Sounds like something to squash with extreme prejudice. You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Fine, I’ll do it myself. When I am finished, none of these entities will exist!”

This means when Thanos clicks his fingers, some of the cancel culture idiots will themselves be cancelled along with the rest. Cancel culture truly has taken a turn for the worst.

“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be…”

Starmer Courting Goldman Sachs and EU at Davos

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Starmer Courting Goldman Sachs and EU at Davos

Clues to who will be instated as a government are always clear to see by watching who attends the World Economic Forum at Davos. Labour leader, Keir Starmer, is at Davos this year with his minions courting the likes of Goldman Sachs and assuring EU autocrats that Labour will work closely with the soviet collectivist bloc to repair relations and to garner a closer working relationship after he wins the election in 2024.

Undoing all the work of Brexit will thus be a subject on the agenda, and it is ultimately a sign that once Labour gains power, Brexit in name only will be the way policy will go.

The current Tory government under unelected technocrat Rishi Sunak, and high tax Jeremy Hunt, is trailing in the polls by nearly 30 points to Labour. Many Brexiteers have left the Tories and are now looking for other avenues and parties. Britain is currently mired by daily strikes by NHS staff, rail workers, postal workers and even civil servants, teachers. High inflation is making life a misery for working people, and high interest rates are killing the economy as well as causing immense pain to homeowners with mortgage payments.

Keir Starmer along with the Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves are promoting Labour’s green prosperity plan to decarbonise the economy, boost energy security and ensure Britain leads in future green industries. They are also predominantly assuring the EU that the Labour government will be working closely together to restore full economic relations.

Many voters have already made their minds up as to who they will vote for in 2024, and in most cases it certainly will not be the Tory government, who have reneged on pretty much every election promise they made.

Today, Britain is a dark place where you cannot buy a loaf of bread without taking out a bank loan. Council tax, road tax, income tax, business tax, fuel tax, value added tax, there are literally taxes upon taxes that inhibit business and aspiration. There is little or no point in working in an environment where the majority of your income is taken away by taxation and the high cost of bills.

Keir Starmer attending Davos says a lot about who will be running the country after 2024.

What to Pay Attention to When Reading a Betting Site Review

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What to Pay Attention to When Reading a Betting Site Review

Online sports betting has become big business and as a consequence, the associated world of trying to gain insight and knowledge around every bookmaker has developed exponentially in recent times. Long gone are the days of simply placing a bet and hoping it comes good, with such competition in the marketplace, every punter and bookmaker is looking for the percentiles that enable them to enjoy a successful experience when sports betting.

Reviews of sports betting sites are now commonplace in the online betting industry, as becoming more informed about every bookmaker on the market is of course a shrewd move, by all levels of punter. However, as with any online publication, having an awareness as to the credibility of the source from which it is coming from and the reliability of the piece, is absolutely essential.

There are several things a bettor should pay attention to when analysing a review of a sports betting site, simply due to the potential insight being offered out. And here some reliable and informative review sites on the market like Match.Center provide a hugely useful source of information for all levels of sports punter.

Here are some of the things that people should be on the lookout for when reading a review of an online sports betting site:

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Check the Source

It is of course a prerequisite for any website that checking the source is key, however in the world of online sports betting, it is particularly pertinent. Most online bookmakers look to promote their services in a variety of ways, and influencing the reviews that are put on the market is a tried and tested method.

Identifying the publication on any given website can give crucial insight into the workings of any online bookmaker review, and it can also be useful when looking to utilise any bookmaker offers that are on the market.

Whilst instances of fraudulent activity are becoming fewer and further between with increased legislation surrounding online betting, the reality is that there are still plenty of imitators on the market, out to scam people into parting with their money within the sports betting sphere.

Understanding the source from which any given review has originated, and having the presence of mind not to become engrossed in the recommendations of a review if something doesn’t seem right, are key for all punters.

Evaluate Every Possibility

hacking-geafbb2e6d_1280One of the biggest things that bookmaker reviews provide for punters is a holistic viewpoint on the sportsbook. All good reviews not only look at the odds being offered out and how much money a punter can gain from a given offer, but they analyse other elements of the sports betting experience such as customer service, withdrawal methods and usability.

When picking a sportsbook and utilising a review, punters need to consider what they deem to be the most important factors for them, and they need to evaluate every possibility that may manifest as a result of betting with said bookmaker. Exploring the details behind every bookmaker review and evaluating all possible eventualities will eliminate the potential for nasty surprises in the future.

Consider the Financial Ramifications

coffee-g4dc942b3c_1280Most bookmaker reviews look to be as detailed as possible when considering how to present a particular sportsbook to the reader. From the variety of odds on offer through to any special offers for new and existing players, there are always financial ramifications for punters to factor in with any given bookmaker.

When you scan through bookmaker reviews, you get a greater understanding of the financial opportunity and impact the cooperation with the chosen bookmaker will bring. And that fact should let you make an informed decision.

The very best reviews are transparent with issues such as deposit and withdrawal limits, restrictions surrounding special offers and the potential value in the general odds a bookmaker serves up.

Having a greater understanding of how a bookmaker ticks and how that can impact one financially can hugely assist a punter when analysing a bookmaker review.

Overall, sportsbook reviews are a reliable and trusted source of information for gamblers to tap into, but they should always be seen as sources of advice, which players can benefit from.

Either Everyone Goes On Strike or No One Does!

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Either Everyone Goes On Strike or No One Does!

“These inconsistent strikes are ridiculous, either everyone goes on a complete strike, or no one bloody does,” a man at an empty train station said on Tuesday.

The man has a point. If you are going to do something, might as well do it properly.We are therefore urging all unions to command their members to strike indefinitely for as long as it takes.

Trains, buses, nurses, bin men, doctors, air traffic, ambulances, teachers, journalists, sex workers, pilots, astronauts, civil servants, chimney sweeps, footballers, restaurant staff, delivery drivers, truck drivers, taxis, everyone needs to go on fucking strike.

Forget about paying your bills, your mortgage, your holiday, your credit card bills, your council tax, your HMRC accounts, your home insurance, your car insurance, just forget it all. You’re on a real strike, not some safe on off malarkey. Take a tip from the French, they know how to strike. The Gilets Jaunes are a prime example of strikers with real fucking balls. They practically laid waste to entire French cities and had the government begging them to back down.

The country would naturally come to a complete standstill as real strikes come into effect.

“That’s how you do a fuckin’ strike, mate. Like the miners did in the eighties. Just walk out and don’t come back until they pay you huge rises in salary. ‘Ere what is this on off shite? One day on, two days off, what is that? No one will bloody well notice that. Either you bastards all strike for months at a time or don’t bloody bother,” another angry geezer shouted at the top of his voice in a supermarket queue.

Davos Latest: Prostitutes Working Overtime

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Davos Latest: Prostitutes Working Overtime

Tackling global inequality is high on the agenda during this year’s meeting of over 600 specially elected world leaders and corporate CEOs.

“I talk about tackling gender inequality and greenhouse gases, and when I go back to my room I will have a few 18-year-old girls to do as I please with them, and different girls each night. Sometimes we have them line up in the morning before breakfast. I especially enjoy two or three girls servicing my meat and two veg at the same time. I arrived in my private jet and once the conference is over will leave in one too. Not only that, but I may even have a few whores on the plane journey home,” one 67-year-old delegate revealed.

World Economic Forum in Davos (Switzerland)Not all Davos delegates like girls, and some opt for young underage boys brought in, especially from Romania or Russia.

The global elite like to have their tackle tickled whilst tackling the world’s greatest problems in the Swiss resort town.

High class escorts are booked into the same hotels as high-powered bosses and their employees during the five-day summit, which started on January 16.

One sex worker named Ivanka said she dresses in business attire, so she doesn’t stand out among the executives, despite prostitution being legal in Switzerland.

“I can talk about important subjects like global food shortages and distribution systems, then have the delegate release themselves over my perfectly made up face with my flicking tongue outstretched. It’s all part of the Davos spirit,” Ivanka, who charges 700 euros per hour, plus travel expenses, revealed.

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Apart from plenty of Davos delegate seed, no names are ever spilled to the press, or anyone else.

“These guys want complete discretion. One wrong word or name to someone, and they make you disappear,” a frightened young man revealed from the hotel lobby.

In 2020, an investigation by The Times found at least 100 prostitutes travel to Davos for the summit, according to a Swiss police officer.

Among the topics up for discussion at this year’s summit are the Ukraine war, global inflation rates, the Great Reset, climate change and inequality.

It is said over 2,000 private-jets arrived for the Davos meeting. Along with the throng of sex workers, this year’s meeting should cause quite a bang.

Heathrow Uranium Shipment Was a Warning

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Heathrow Uranium Shipment Was a Warning

Anything the Iranians do, one can be sure the Russian FSB and Kremlin are behind it. The Daily Squib wrote about why Russia would not nuke the West directly, but would utilise a proxy to carry out a dirty bomb attack on a city. The reason for this would not only be to inflict heavy damage to a country economically, but to also render an entire city inhabitable for decades. There would be no retaliation as the perpetrators would never be found.

It’s no news that the Iranians hate the UK/USA as much as the Russians. Putin, in his wisdom, would however spare Paris, France from the deluge simply because the brown-nose master Macron has crawled so far up Putin’s arsehole that he can tickle his tonsils.

To this end, the Heathrow was a warning. Uranium sensors are all over the place, and the people who imported several kilos of uranium knew it would be picked up. The other scenario of course is that they are a bunch of incompetent fucks who have no idea what they are doing.

Either way, Frederick Forsyth’s Fourth Protocol was a good book, and the scenario could easily play out in Britain today, especially as there are plenty of US bases around. Letting off a dirty bomb atomic explosion around a US base would not be a very nice thing to do. Who would get the blame for that, especially if there are nuclear missiles at the US bases?

A major counter-terrorism investigation has been launched after several kilograms of uranium was seized at Heathrow airport. The deadly nuclear material – which could potentially be used in a ‘dirty bomb’ – arrived on a flight from Oman, in the Middle East, on December 29. The shipment was addressed to an Iranian-linked firm in the UK, it is understood. Sources said the uranium was ‘not weapons-grade’ – and so could not be used to manufacture a thermo-nuclear weapon. But the security services are understood to be investigating whether the undeclared package could have been destined for an improvised nuclear device, known as a ‘dirty bomb’. Such a device – which has long been a nightmare scenario for counter-terror experts – combines conventional explosives with nuclear material to disperse a lethal radioactive plume. The package originated in Pakistan before arriving at Heathrow’s Terminal Four aboard an Oman Air passenger jet from Muscat, sources told The Sun.

Meghan Markle Sees Taking Down the Monarchy as a Challenge

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Meghan Markle Sees Taking Down the Monarchy as a Challenge

Narcissists don’t always target weak and vulnerable people, they also sometimes target the strong-willed and talented. This is because they see it as a challenge, and they will find more entertainment in taking down someone impressive. For Meghan Markle, stringing an idiot like Harry along is not much of a challenge, and that’s why she is now eyeing up taking down the entire British monarchy.

How about that for a claim to fame, destroying the reputation of an institution that has survived for over 1,500 years? Markle is not challenged by subverting Harry against his own family anymore. In fact, it was all too easy for her, and like a puppy, Harry follows every directive she barks without any thought, simply because he is not armed to deal with such a conniving manipulative entity like Meghan, who has shoehorned herself into the role of his long deceased mother.

Narcissists have no feelings for their victims, and much like psychopaths have no conscience regarding their actions. The fake Meghan Markle smiles, and virtue signalling hypocrisy go hand in hand with someone who can smell weakness from miles away, or smell money making opportunities from even farther.

King Charles much like his lost son, Harry, reeks of weakness, as he is a supposed gentle soul who at times talks to his plants, and likes nothing better than to sit in front of the fire in Highgrove and read his books. Markle, who is inherently a vindictive schizoid narcissist who thinks she has been upstaged by the Brits, who saw through her facade, wants to destroy the royal family, so she can add that to her tally. She has already destroyed her own family, destroyed her own father, and destroyed countless men she used to gain more power.

We can only hope that Charles regains some composure and strengthens his hand dealing with this terminator and master manipulator who is using his own son against his family. The cold calculating machine that is Markle will not stop until her mission is accomplished, she will keep coming in for the attack incessantly and without any form of remorse. She will utilise the media she supposedly detests so much for her own ends.

Ultimately, for Markle, her destructive behaviour is about control. Furthermore, she views the royal family as a valid target because whatever happens, they seem to stick together as a family. This show of unity enrages her, especially as she never had that family feeling whilst growing up. Markle does not care one iota about the plight of black people and racism, especially as she is deemed as white herself, however she has found the royal family’s weakness and uses the ‘race card’ at every opportunity. By using the battering ram of ‘racism’ she can garner support from the far left Americans and black community who will fall behind her, as she plays them like pawns on a chess board. The castle walls and gates are being besieged by this entity, who will not stop until she is stopped.

Will King Charles III Walk in King John’s Footsteps?

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Will King Charles III Walk in King John’s Footsteps?

Of all the monarchs King John was considered the weakest, the fucked-up Medieval version of Richard Nixon, he was once described by chronicler Matthew Paris: “Foul as it is, Hell is made fouler by the presence of John.”

King John’s reign began with some significant military defeats, losing Normandy and most of his other French lands to Philip II of France in his first five years on the throne.

John’s reign ended with England torn apart by civil war, from whence he was eventually forced out of power. In 1213, he made England a papal fief to resolve a conflict with the Catholic Church, and his rebellious barons forced him to seal Magna Carta in 1215.

The legend of Robin Hood was thus created at the time of King John, his high taxes and incompetence causing numerous rebellions. His attempt to renege on commitments made at the signing of Magna Carta led to civil war and the occupation of London by a foreign usurper invited in by John’s rebellious barons.

In 1215, Louis of France grabbed the entirety of the southeast of England, including the Tower of London, and proclaimed himself king in May 1216. In the same year, Louis managed to grab back Rochester Castle for the rebel cause. The hapless John even managed to lose most of the Crown Jewels in a river as he cowardly fled in haste with his baggage train from Lincoln in October. Catching a bad case of dysentery, the defeated king died as he tried desperately to get to the castle’s shit box on 18 October 1216 at Newark Castle.

John left a legacy of profound weakness, incompetence and loss. The question is, will Charles III follow in John’s footsteps?

The British monarchy stands to lose much from Charles’ dilly-dallying ways. The British monarchy, the House of Windsor aka the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is currently under attack, and the augurs do not bode well for the future of any sort of structural monarchy in Britain, especially with a king who is not happy with any sort of confrontation. From small things come big things, and if one does not crush those small things first, they eventually envelop you and become very big things.

Biden: “It’s a good thing they didn’t find the sacks of money in my garage”

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Biden: “It’s a good thing they didn’t find the sacks of money in my garage”

Crooked Joe Biden was in a jokey mood on Sunday as investigators left his garage where they found multiple large boxes stashed with highly classified top secret material that could compromise national security.

“Around here I’m called ‘The Big Guy’ and I get more than 20% for that. It’s a good thing those investigator assholes never found the sacks of cash I received, ahem, from China and Burisma. Wanna know why? Because it’s all down in the basement. Oh shoot, I just gave it away!” (slaps his forehead)

Naturally, because Biden is a protected Democrat party darling, he can do anything and the FBI will cover it up. The US media is also keeping the investigation story as low profile as possible, and will do their best to cancel it altogether in a week or so.

“Good news is I will get away with it, and the FBI have got my back. I could run someone over today in my car, and they’d cover that up too. The media has my back. They covered up Hunter’s fuck-ups, and they always cover up mine. The FBI looks out for crooked Democrats,” Biden added before reversing his 1967 Corvette over an old lady walking her dog and into a parked car outside his Delaware mansion.

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Meghan Markle Plans Book Release On Charles Coronation Day

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Meghan Markle Plans Book Release On Charles Coronation Day

The success of the Harry book tell-all book, which even reveals secretive palace layouts for terrorists and attackers to exploit, has now prompted a similar book deal for Meghan Markle. According to some experts, Markle would release the book on the actual day of King Charles’ coronation to cause maximum disruption to the royal family.

“Think about it, that would be the perfect disruption to the coronation ceremony of King Charles III. Just like Harry’s book, there will be controlled leaks of details a few days before the official release to wet the appetite of the public. The leaks always create a feeding frenzy with the press,” one PR expert revealed on Saturday.

Cashing In

Already, there is a fight amongst publishers to cash in with Meghan, who is rumoured to already have her manuscript ready and waiting.

The coronation of Charles III will occur on the 6th May 2023. Planning is already under way for the massive ceremony, which will see millions of pounds spent on the day on security alone. If the tell-all Meghan Markle book is released on or just before the day, it will cause immense amounts of disruption for the royal family.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are unlikely to attend Charles’ coronation ceremony.

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