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Feminists Claim ‘Jack the Ripper’ Was ‘Jackie the Ripper’

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Feminist researcher Angela Mann claims in her new book that Jack the Ripper is a sexist description of the Victorian mass killer, a remnant of the patriarchal society of Victorian England, she also claims to have found the true identity of Jack the Ripper.

“Jackie the Ripper was angry that these women were prostituting themselves, she butchered them, and then got it blamed on a bloke for a century,” Ms Mann told people at a book signing in Shoreditch.

For over a hundred years now it has been claimed that Jack the Ripper was a man, but this sexist theory has been violently turned on its head by Jackie the Ripper.

“Jackie the Ripper wore a dress hiding the weapons she used to kill the prostitutes with. She was as good at gutting people as a man, and just because she was a woman, does not mean she could not commit those horrific murders as well as a man could. In fact, Jackie the Ripper was around when the Suffragettes were in their infancy, and I would say that Jackie was the world’s first feminist,” Mann writes in her book.

The Daily Mail has bought the rights for the book to be serialised in a ten week series and book sales have rocketed.

‘Jackie the Ripper, a tale of Victorian Feminism’ is currently number one on the bestsellers list.

 

Ashes: Revealed Secrets of the Aussie Batsmen

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Ashes to Ashes 

Up first was Stumpy, he doesn’t have any legs but can swing a bat slightly and he croaks like a toad when he’s annoyed. LBW and he’s off.

Next came Skippy, he’s a kangaroo and can only jump up and down, sometimes dinking the ball outside off with his swishy tail. Generally, he just likes to eat grass.

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Then came Matilda, waltzing to the left, to the right, fresh out of the billabong, he slogs a blinder going hard at the ball inside edge but falls foul at the third slip just short of what he thought was a coolibah tree, which in reality was an oak.

Billy the sheep farmer didn’t fare any better by cocking one off the splice fresh out of the dip and into the wide open pen.

Won’t go into the rest but what a moment for Stuart Broad and England.

Putin: “How About a Game of Russian Chess in the Arctic?”

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Obama’s additional meddling in Syria also caused a rift with the Russians by crossing a territorial geopolitical red line escalating events. Then came the sanctions baiting the Russians further.

Now the game has been upped somewhat as Putin, an avid and superior chess player wants to move the board to the North Pole.

“Russia has just claimed the Mendeleev and Lomonosov Ridges, two major structures beneath the Arctic Ocean expanding Russian territory by an additional 1.2 million square kilometers. The area claimed by Russia includes 594 oil fields and 159 gas fields as well as two major nickel fields and more than 350 gold deposits. Initial recoverable fuel resources are estimated to 258 billion tons of fuel equivalent, representing 60 percent of Russia’s total hydrocarbon resources,” Donald Evenhart, a geopolitical expert revealed on Tuesday.

The naive and sloppy moves that Obama makes are countered by Putin’s mastery of the playing field, Putin is ten steps ahead of the ailing U.S. president, but the sad part of the events taking place right now is that Obama does not realise it.

Is a War With Russia Winnable?

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“Obama is effectively condemning the American people with every move he makes. Obama takes a pawn, Putin takes a knight, and so on. In fact Obama is not playing chess, he’s playing checkers, he’s in a completely different game. What Obama is doing is trying to amble through the last months of his lame duck presidency as best he can. Truth be told, it has been a disaster for the American people and the world to have someone who has effectively condemned future generations to war. Putin is running rings around Obama, and making his insipid administration look like amateurs, of course that’s what they are, rank amateurs, but what we’re seeing here is a man too lazy to do his job, he has brought disgrace upon the role of president, and not only that his irresponsible spending has endangered the U.S. economy. I seriously do not think we’ll get out of this. There’s no chance,” former White House adviser, Lewis Trimble told newspapers yesterday.

History will see that Obama’s inadequacies, lazy apathy and self indulgent greed laid the foundations for conflict, but he knows that already, he’s too busy with his own agenda to care. Played like a puppet by his Neocon masters and Putin, Obama will be consigned to the dustbin of history as the one played like a fiddle and set up for war against a superior opponent.

Britain’s 9,000 Homeless Veterans to Get £150 Taxi Rides

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You may have fought for your country, been shot up, eaten some shrapnel in the leg, lost your arms, now you’re on the streets, abandoned and alone.

In Britain today there are over 9,000 homeless veterans and there is hope yet for them.

The government is going to put them up in nice hotels and give them £150 taxi rides.

Not only that, they will all get a nice cup of piping hot tea and some scones for as long as they want, the government has announced.

Your System Does Not Work and Neither Does Theirs

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You think you’ve got it, transcended all human consciousness, come up with a system of politics, of living for all of humanity that will work, the thing is, it may work for a short period of time, but that’s it, in reality it was a mere snapshot, a tendril of thought and ultimately a huge failure.

Communism, Marxism, Capitalism, Fascism, anything with an ism at the end, are all ultimately doomed to utter failure.

The ability to formulate complex algorithms they say is the answer, but it is as wrong as any other process because the human and universal condition is not only constantly changing in eternal flux but is a paradox of algorithms within algorithms and vertices that point uselessly to obscure points for no reason at all then change back without warning. Google may think they have the answer, but they do not know the question.

One minute you have the market, the next you have nothing. Change is an element of destruction, and chaos is a universal system that cannot be formulated.

One minute the human created religion is relevant, the next, it is dust. Over universal time, these huma-constructed things are merely objects, brief belief moments giving people hope for a few seconds of existence but nothing else. If those religious books were to disappear tomorrow, as they are irrelevant, the universe would continue to exist as if nothing happened at all in the first place.

So, what is the answer to humanity’s question of finding the perfect model of existence? The answer is not in a question but in the element itself, without complete understanding of all human and universal processes and its multiplicity of variants, its omnifarious variations, there is no answer. Without stasis, there will never be an answer, as change, constantly undulating and moving in irregular fashion is the enemy of constancy, therefore the truth always eludes the follower. As long as time moves forward, gravity exists and light pierces through the darkness, there will only be glimpses to the answer but nothing more.

 

R.I.P: Roddy Piper Lives

The Eighties were a great time for films and one particular film that really stood out was They Live starring former wrestler Roddy Piper who sadly passed on today.

John Carpenter’s film They Live was not some big blockbuster or had amazing realism or top of the range actors but it told the truth, something that is direly missing in most films produced then and now.

Subliminal messages and symbols are everywhere, and if you are well versed, you can see them, without the special glasses.

Populations today are as unaware of the control mechanisms used to command them as they were in the Eighties, and it is to this end that the film They Live is still relevant.

If there is one film you must watch, then it must be They Live, a Carpenter masterpiece, much under-rated classic starring Roddy Piper.

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

Swarms: Why Are the French Letting Thousands of Illegal Migrants into France?

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The problem is not Calais, but the French point of entry for the thousands of illegal immigrants swarming towards the French port and ultimately into the UK.

The French should first secure their borders so that the swarms of illegal immigrants cannot enter France, from that point on, there would not be a problem at Calais.

“It’s just common sense. Do the French have any? They need to stop these swarms of people coming into France in the first place. They need secure border checks from all zones. I am of the firm belief that this crisis is in part engineered by the French to cause trouble for Britain,” a border security expert revealed on Wednesday.

Experts: Why Has Anglo West Forgotten Russia’s WW2 Sacrifice So Quickly?

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“Soviet Russians gave over 20,000,000 lives in the fight against Nazi Germany, and without their sacrifice the Allies may not have won the war.

“Some in Ukraine were complicit with the rounding up of Jews in World War II and fought on the side of the Axis powers. It is therefore not a surprise the European Union led by Germany was instrumental in creating unrest in the Ukraine, but why is the United States adding fuel to the conflict by supporting unrest on Russia’s border?

Who is the real enemy?

“To forget history is analogous to repeating history, over and over again. Even though Russia’s communist past was a precept for a long protracted cold war, it fought the German Nazi forces and its citizens suffered immeasurably in the fight against Nazism. The Anglo-centric West must realise who the real enemy is once more, one that has assembled the fasci rods of power first through economic means this time, and not through military means as was Hitler’s ultimate mistake.

“What we have in the European Union is a Neo-Fascist movement where the military part is hidden from view for now. They’re doing things backwards, first they take over countries economically, then once economically countries have their sovereignty dissolved they and their citizens are press ganged into an EU army. Why do you think Jean Claude Juncker, a former member of the Hitler Jugend, is so eager to create a dedicated EU army? The final prize is Russia, and the EU is assembling a military force for the conflict that will silence the Russian bear once and for all.

“David Cameron is Neville Chamberlain unless he acts now and does what is necessary to avert another monstrous conflict. He must take the UK out of the EU as there will be closer political union within the fascist union, the fasci rods within the EU are close together, socialism and corporatism in perfect synchronicity are being used to reconstruct the old Reich, covertly and from under the noses of the populations who live in darkness and ignorance.

“Do not forget Russia’s sacrifice. The paradox of history is intertwined with intrigue and mystery and is the harbinger of future war.”

What Should Become of Cowardly American Dentist Who Shot Cecil the Lion?

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How much money would you pay to see Walter Palmer have all his teeth pulled out one by one without anaesthetic, or thrown into a pit with an assortment of hungry lions?

Is Walter Palmer just another American doing what Americans do so well, killing and destroying everything in sight or just an asshole who can’t get an erection without killing endangered species?

#lionslivesmatter

Because of Walter Palmer, 24 lion cubs will die without Cecil’s protection.

Well, the Daily Squib has compiled a poll to gauge the utter horror and senseless squalid death that was meted out on poor Cecil the lion and to assign an appropriate punishment for the coward dentist from Minnesota. If you have any additional ideas do not hesitate to comment.

What punishment would fit the cowardly dentist who shot Cecil the Lion?

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WhiteHouse.org petition Extradite Minnesotan Walter James Palmer to face justice in Zimbabwe

Donald Chump For President?

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“When it comes to skeletons in the closet, Donald Trump has more than most. This guy gets people wacked for looking at his toupee the wrong way. Dodgy business deals, Russian escorts as wives and other mafia-like actions makes Trump the biggest chump this side of Oregon,” a New York political commentator told Fox news.

The Trump Chump is the epitome of the American Dream gone wrong, where bullies and people who stamp over everything get to high places.

“What you think Chump’s foreign policy will be if he accidentally becomes president? He’ll be nuking everything in sight, eventually ending up with a big ol’ nuke in America’s back yard. Donald Chump is unpredictable and a liability. This is why he will never become president, he’s too headstrong and his ego is all about me, me, me. Chump is also very insular, he has no idea that a world exists outside of Manhattan and his hired prostitutes. This guy is two jars short of a peanut butter jelly sandwich. You just can’t have a presidential candidate with a record this low, this guy makes Nixon look like an angel,” an ex Trump employee revealed on Tuesday.

What do you think of Donald Trump?

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