Kardashian Baby Sold to Armenian Orphanage

The orphanage where the baby will be renamed and hopefully adopted by decent parents

GYUMRI – Armenia – Well, that didn’t last long. According to Hollywood reporters at E, the Kardashian baby has been sold off to an Armenian orphanage due to the fact it was getting too much attention.

Kardashian spokeswoman, Lillian Burns revealed the news this morning, and many were not surprised by the controversial decision.

“The baby took all the limelight, and also it was impacting on sponsorship deals as well as inflicting damage on a newly proposed reality show brokered by the controlling gold digger mother. Remember, nothing, I repeat nothing gets in between Kim Kardashian and a camera lens.”

The Kardashians brokered the baby deal in the early hours of Monday and the baby was shipped over today never to be seen again.

Kim Kardashian says she is relieved about the episode: “Bought a new handbag with the baby payment, I got my nails done, had my face done, got some botox. Now I can get on with the 18th series of my banal, brainless shit heaping bland money making show. Thank you for watching you braindead zombies, don’t forget I like to check my heaving bank balance every two fu**ing minutes and it’s all thanks to you. Now get me my cream soda, I need another facial from some bastard hip hopping douche from the ghetto.”

  • KC93

    Just kike her two month marriage to that basketball guy whatever his name was.

  • Ignorant people

    1). There is nothing that doesn't indicate Ms. Kardashian would not make a great mother, keeping her daughter out of the spotlight so she could go to Paris fashion week was no easy feat.
    2). To make fun of the very orphanages that the Kardashians have helped raise funds for via the Western Armenian church has been a blessing. Not something to be made fun of
    3) Kim is anything but brainless, is in fact a keen and shrewed businesswomen that learned well from her father Robert a brillant patent attornay. Sounds like this cheap rag could learn some lessons in proffesionalism.
    4) with a heart of gold, Kim recently flew to Paris for fashion week. Kanye and her stopped in San Francisco for a photo op with Kim's cousin CiCi who has leukemia and undergoing chemo treatments. This is the kind of heart Kim has.

  • Karin

    I just hope the poor thing has a chance in life…v.sad news…actuallly maybe it is good news for the baby…god bless..xoxoxox

    Karin

  • FAKE

    what is this garbage news.