EDINBURGH – Scotland – Tennis ace Andy Murray has been promised the Scottish crown if he wins Wimbledon this year by legislators guarding the Scot royal lineage.
“That’s one hell of an incentive right there,” Andy Murray said from his SW19 hotel room this evening.
The Murray Clan would have their own coat of arms, restoring the Jacobite monarchy and live in Edinburgh castle where a tennis court would be built next to the great hall.
“I, King Murray, will rule over Scotland and I promise to bring peace, prosperity and deep fried mars bars for every Scot,” Murray added.
Good luck to Murray from the Squib team.