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Cameron Election Latest: We’re Not Going to War

LONDON - England - Prime Minister, David Cameron has emphatically denied that Britain is going to war again in the Middle East.

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The 2015 General Election is almost upon us and it would be foolish to go to war now because that would mean Cameron would most probably be re-elected as prime minister.

“It doesn’t bear thinking about, you know going to war in the Middle East again and the country opting to re-elect me as it’s not the done thing to change leaders during a military campaign. I promise that I won’t send British troops to Iraq again for a cynical election victory,” David Cameron, assured voters today at an impromptu press conference.

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