President Obama Detained in Ferguson Missouri

FERGUSON - USA - The president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama was arrested early Sunday morning by Ferguson police officers, the White House revealed today.


“The president was touring the area when he went into a shop and did not pay for items he put in his pockets. President Obama is accustomed to not paying for anything on his rounds and thought nothing of it, as it is his usual practice. The Ferguson police force have stepped over the line here, and we’s gonna send in Michelle Obama to kick some cop azz,” White House press secretary, Sharonda Tanquilla, revealed Sunday.

A spokesman for the Ferguson police department made a statement firing back at the White House today: “Police officers apprehended a black male looting an area shop selling golf products. The suspect claimed to be the president of the United States. We are conducting further inquiries as the suspect also seemed to be in possession of fraudulent ID papers and will get back to you in due course. Thank you for your cooperation.”

  • J-DAM

    dis here iz da most whack story ah gots evah read. You niggas is
    making fun o’ one o’ da nations bomb presidents. He has done so much fo’
    us. Stop wi dis here sheeit Ya’ know what I’m sayin’?

  • arn6 krew

    Ima tell u dis once that not Obama in that pic, u niggas need sum balls 2 tell da truf. yall bull shit mufugs don b talkin trash.

  • G-Man

    Obama was in Washington that day. I cant beleive he would want golf products cuz he got all that stuff anyway. Stop spreading lies that photo aint real dummy. Sh*t heads!



  • Tamara

    This is crazy how could they do that??? Goddam heavy handed cops. The prez? No way !!!!