“You know you get off the beat, get back to the station and still feel the adrenaline. You need to let off steam, crack a few more skulls, well we created a paradise for coppers. Here we can bang heads to our hearts desire. I then can go home refreshed and ready for the next day,” PC Dobbins Plodd. of the Metropolitan police told ITV news.
Next time you see news reports of preparations being made for massive civil unrest due to complete economic collapse, rest assured these are baseless theories. Just go back to watching X Factor or surfing your Facebook page. There is nothing to worry your dumbed down head with, just go back to sleep.