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Ed Disraeli Wants to be First Jewish PM of Britain

LONDON - England - Ed Disraeli, the current Labour leader says he wants to be the first ever Jewish Prime Minister of Britain.

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In a remarkable grasp of history, Labour leader Ed Disraeli said he wanted to become the first ever Jewish Prime Minister of Britain.

“I want to be the first ever Jewish PM of Britain, even though Benjamin Disraeli (born Jewish) was twice the Prime Minister from 1874 – 1880. You see my grasp of history is not that good, I only go back to the Soviet revolution of 1997 when New Labour came into power,” Mr Ed Disraeli said from his £2.6 million dacha in Golders Green.

He is in stark competition with David Cameron, who is not only Jewish, Scottish and Anglican Christian but an Evangelist with Muslim roots.

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