President Donald Trump has emphatically denied that he is chicken.
“I ain’t no chicken! Don’t call me a chicken, or I’ll peck you to death! You hear me? (bwak) Okay, I backed down on a few tariffs here or there (bwak, bwak) but I say, I say, I ain’t no chicken! And I ain’t chlorinated either! (bwak)”
And with a flurry of feathers, the press conference was over.
Oh look, the president even laid an egg. Who’s up for a fry up? Pete Navarro nods his head.
Trump is no chicken he’s a slug. Chickens are lovely.
Trump is a chicken hawk.