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Communist Gary Lineker to Go and Live in North Korea

LONDON - England - Former BBC football presenter Gary Lineker is going to live in North Korea.

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Former BBC football pundit Gary Lineker is going to go and live in North Korea after leaving his well-paid job on the telly in disgrace.

“I’m a communist through and through, as you may have all noticed. Although Britain under Labour is resembling a gulag under communism, I feel it is not communist enough. I still see people who are conservatives or libertarians around, when in a truly communist state those people would be publicly hanged or shot by firing squads.

“North Korea for me is where I will truly feel at home. I have spoken already to a few of the comrades there, and they assure me that their football team who were executed last week will be replenished by the time I get there.

“Although I will have all my millions confiscated when I arrive, they will give me a one-room flat in Pyongyang for free. I’ve seen a photo of it. There is a soiled mattress on the floor and a fresh bowl of tree bark in boiling water waiting for me there. Lovely.”

 

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7 COMMENTS

  1. He’s a commie git let him go wherever he wants. I was sick of him moralising and preaching on MoD. Eff off Gary and don’t let the door slam in you in the face.

  2. commie Gary will be put in a gulag when he goes to N.Korea. He can’t keep his fat mouth shut innit. I’m sure his whinging will get him into a load of troubles. lol

  3. I loved Gary when he was a footballer. He scored some sick goals. Shame he turned out to be a total c_nt.

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