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317 Million Americans Controlled by 100 Senators, 435 Congressmen, One President and Nine Supreme Court Justices

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - As the winter winds sweep through the corridors of power, darkness falls, a dark cloak extending over the horizon, it is heavy and burdensome, a prison.

“That is quite a ratio, we’re talking 545:317,000,000 and the level of control those 545 people have on the population is incredible. Naturally, I’m discounting all the officers under those 545 individuals but if every single one of the population awoke at the same time, things could get hairy on Capitol Hill,” someone on a radio show in the Midwest said today.

The right to bear arms is enshrined in the constitution of the United States, therefore in theory every person in America could technically own a gun.

“The United States has 317 million people who can all bear arms. That’s all that needs to be said. If we’re living in a tyrannical prison right now, and things are only going to get worse, what should we do?” another caller asked.

As president Obama prepares to go on another $4 million Hawaiian vacation, many Americans are living from pay cheque to pay cheque. They can’t even afford Christmas presents or food for their children let alone Obamacare.

“You need to wake up. You need to stop for one second and step back. You need to get some idea of what direction you should be going in. The job of politicians is to give you only two choices to any situation then steer you towards the one they have prepared. In reality there are hundreds of choices. Get out of the f*cking box, because the model of reality they are showing you is a lie. It does not exist, and it is created by them to control you. Step back and look at the big picture,” Edwin Robes, a janitor at some High School said on another radio show before being arrested and detained indefinitely.

And still like deer in the headlights they stand waiting to be mowed down.

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