UK Politicians to be Replaced By Robots in Ten Years

LONDON - England - Politicians in Western nations will be replaced by robots by 2023 Whitehall officials have confessed.

“No more duck houses or scandals, no more ridiculous self-appointed pay increases and the House of Commons bar will just be an oil changing station,” Marcus Orielis, a Whitehall policy officer revealed in the Guardian.

So what will happen to the existing politicians once they are replaced?

A member of the public had a few words to say about that question: “I can think of numerous solutions, probably too explicit to say in public, but maybe we should put all their heads on the wall as trophies of a bygone era.”