“One must understand that one has to have one’s room. This is why one has seen fit to extend one’s palace a little especially since one has had a pay rise. Shut up Charles, stop sulking in the corner,” the Queen said at a recent press engagement showing off the new extended buildings.
In addition to a few skyscrapers rising above the original palace building the Queen has even seen fit to add about five helicopter pads and a special room even for Fergie.
“Well, the Queen was feeling a little sorry for Fergie who’s currently homeless, so she built her a room in one of the skyscrapers. It’s far away from the normal royal residence so no one will see her,” a palace spokesman revealed to the BBC.